Have you finished your holiday shopping yet? No! Yeah.

大家节日购物买完了吗？没有！好吧

It's not easy. You have to get gifts for your family.

这不容易 你得给家人买礼物

You have to get gifts for your friends.

得给朋友买礼物

You have to get gifts for people that you don't really care about.

还得给一些无关紧要的人买礼物

But they buy you a gift, so now you have to get them a gift.

因为他们给你买了礼物 所以你得回礼

I read that 74% of pet owners give their pet a holiday gift.

我看到有74%的铲屎官会给他们的宠物买节日礼物

I mean, some people don't get their pets a holiday gift.

竟然有人不给宠物买礼物

That's crazy that it's only 74-- you'd think it would be 100%.

难以置信啊 只有74% 本以为会100%呢

How many of you get a present for your pet?

你们有多少人会给宠物买礼物？

How many of you are waiting to see if they get you one first?

有多少人等着看它们是不是会先给你准备份礼物？

One place there won't be any gifts for pets is in the White House.

有一个地方的宠物别想得到任何礼物 那就是白宫

Here's a fun fact. Did you know Trump is the first president since Andrew Johnson to not have a pet?

这个事儿很有趣 大家知道特朗普是继安德鲁·约翰逊之后第一个不养宠物的总统吗？

Here's an even more fun fact. Andrew Johnson was impeached.

还有个更有趣的事儿 安德鲁·约翰逊被弹劾了

Coincidence? We'll find out.

巧合吗？走着瞧

Anyway, just like shopping for people, you have to choose wisely when you shop for your pet.

总之呢 就像给人买礼物一样 你给宠物买礼物的时候也得好好选择

I thought I'd show you some real products. These are out there, and these are products that you can buy for your pet.

我想给大家看一些真正的产品 这些都是实实在在的东西 大家可以买给自己的宠物的

This is a bedroom set for your cat.

这是猫猫的床

Because you know cats have such a hard time finding a place to sleep.

大家知道 猫咪想要找个睡觉的地方真是太困难了

We already have a bedroom set for our cats. It's called our bedroom.

我们早就给猫咪准备好了卧室 那就是我们的卧室

And you can also buy a purse for your dog.

你还可以给自己的狗狗买个钱包

Right. You know how your dog has stuff to carry around and doesn't know where to put it?

没错 你懂的 狗狗出门有很多东西要带 都没地方放

It's cute, right? It's cute. It costs $5,000.

萌萌哒 对吧？很可爱 这个钱包5000美元

Which is like $35,000 in dog dollars-- not so cute anymore.

换算成狗币就是35000美元 瞬间不那么可爱了

Here's a fragrance for dogs. It's by Mungo Maud.

接下来是专为狗狗设计的香水 是Mungo Maud的产品

It smells like French vanilla, vanilla and lavender, and everything your dog rolled in.

闻起来像法国香草 香草和薰衣草 还有任何狗狗打滚的地方的味道

And if your dog is really into fashion they may enjoy these.

如果你的狗狗超级摩登 它们可能会喜欢这些东西

Yep. Thongs for dogs. It seems inappropriate, but keep in mind, those dogs were naked before that.

没错 狗狗丁字裤 看起来貌似不恰当 但记住 穿丁字裤之前这些狗狗可是全裸的

Of course, if you to get your pets a gift that they're sure to love,

当然了 如果你想给自己的宠物买个超棒的礼物

you can't go wrong with my ED, Ellen DeGeneres, Winter Pet Collection.

那去艾伦·德杰尼勒斯的“冬季宠物礼物集锦”就绝不会错了

It is available at PetSmart.

可以在PetSmart买到