We are five days away from our 2,500th show.
离我们第2500期的节目只有5天了
2,500th show. So you know what that means. We're six days away from our 2,501st show.
2500期节目 你知道那意味着什么吧 意味着我们离第2501期节目只有6天了
And to celebrate, I'm going to show you some of my favorite moments over the years.
为了庆祝 我要给大家看看这些年我最喜欢的一些镜头
Two of my favorite things to do on this show are talk to celebrities and help people, and sometimes I get to do both at the same time.
在这个节目上我最喜欢做的两件事是跟名人聊天和帮助别人 有时候我能两者都得偿所愿
Like when I lent a hand to Bradley Cooper and Sofia Vergara.
比如我把手借给布莱德利·库珀和索菲亚·维加拉的时候
Sofia is in front of me because she is so, so, so, so beautiful.
索菲亚要在我前面 因为她实在是太漂亮了
And I'm going to be behind her because I'm a little more beautiful.
我要站在她身后 因为我比她还好看一丢丢
And I don't want to make her feel bad. That's OK. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to be her arms, and I am going to apply the makeup.
我不想抢了她的风头 没关系的 我要充当她的胳膊 给她化妆

First I need to make sure my body's ready. Oh, no.
首先 我要确保身体已经准备好了 噢 别
My face is sleeping. Come on, hands. Wake up my face.
我的脸还在睡觉呢 手 快来帮忙 把脸叫醒
And one bottle helps improve the skin tone over the time.
一瓶有助于改善肤色
I still look beautiful. But we don't have a lot of time, so I use an entire bottle right now.
我依然美美哒 不过我们时间不多 所以现在就把一整瓶都用上吧
I can't read. My cheeks look better with as much rouge as possible.
我看不见了 涂上脂粉以后 我的脸颊就更好看了
In the cheeks. Rouge in the forehead, in the forehead. And I put between my breasts a little bit for shine.
脸颊上 额头上来点脂粉 额头上 胸部之间也要涂点 让它闪闪发亮
Now, for the lipstick, I like to apply a lot of it, and all over. All over the--
现在要用口红了 我喜欢用很多 涂满 涂满
That's not the mouth!
那不是嘴！
Bradley plays a chef in the new movie Burnt, so we thought we'd do a cooking dem
布莱德利在新电影《燃情厨师》里面扮演的是一名厨师 所以我们要做一个烹饪展示
First, I think we're going to need to chop up a cucumber with this very, very sharp knife that I have.
首先 我们得用这把非常非常锋利的刀切点黄瓜
And so however we choose to cut it is very, very important to-- OK. OK. Look at the carrots.
切法非常重要啊 好 好 看看胡萝卜
It's important to taste them. Make sure that they're delicious. Mm. Mm.
一定要尝尝 确保它们很好吃 嗯 嗯
And I think I'd like a nice glass of wine, because that would be nice to have a little sip of wine just on my way to make the pasta.
我想来杯美酒 做意大利面的时候来点酒真真是极好的了
Plenty. That's plenty. OK. All right. Mm, let's see. Here I go. Mm. Smells delicious. Bon appetite, everybody! Mm. Mm.
很多 足够了 好 好 嗯 我要喝了 嗯 闻起来很好喝 祝大家好胃口啊！嗯 嗯
Oh, I have to wipe my-- Me likey. Oh, delicious. OK.
我得擦擦 哦 太好喝了 好
Now, what we do is we take the flour and we put it in the dough, and just like that.
现在 我们要把面粉撒到面团里 就像那样
Into the dough I push it, and I-- really like to-- OK.
撒到面团里 然后揉啊揉 使劲 好
That's good. That's important, to knead the dough like so. Knead the dough.
很好 这很重要 就像这样揉面团 揉
Ah, yes. I like to put my whole body into it what I like to do.
啊 好 我恨不得全身都在使劲儿
Ah, OK. Like a DJ, almost. Ah. OK. Goodbye, everyone. Goodbye.
啊 好 跟跳D.J一样 好 拜拜 大家再见