I'm told there are people in the audience that have very interesting talents.
有人告诉我观众里面有些能人异士
And I'm going to see if I can guess their talent in five questions or less.
我去问五个以下的问题 看能不能猜出他们的才艺
Sound impossible? Yes, it probably is. I'm still going to do it.
听着不大可能吧？嗯 或许吧 但我还是要试试
Hi, Ryan. Come on out here. Hi. We all give hugs. OK, you can hold that. And where are you from?
嗨 赖安 过来 嗨 我们要抱抱 好 拿着话筒 你是哪儿的？
I'm from Chicago, Illinois. OK, bend over and touch your toes. All right, I guess. OK.
伊利诺伊芝加哥 好 弯腰去碰一下脚尖 好吧 好
Based on what I'm seeing, you can eat more canned peaches than anyone else. That is not true. No? OK.
据我所看 你能比别人吃更多桃子罐头 不对 不对吗？好
What's your talent? I am an impressionist. Oh? Oh. Wow. A different reaction than the finger dancer.
你有啥才艺？我是个模仿者 哦？哦 哇哦 跟手指舞者的反应不大一样哈

That scared us a little bit, and this intrigues us. OK, an impression. So you're going to do impressions of?
这有点吓到我们了 不过也让我们很感兴趣 好 模仿者 那你要模仿谁？
I'll start with Morgan Freeman. Oh, great. I am Morgan Freeman.
先来摩根·弗里曼吧 哦 很好 我是摩根·弗里曼
Now the brightest place in the entire universe is the Ellen DeGeneres Show.
全宇宙最明亮的地方就是艾伦·德杰尼勒斯秀了
Wonderful. I also do Matthew McConaughey. OK, let's hear that.
很好 我还模仿马修·麦康纳 好 听听
Now, there's a lot of questions in this world, and one question I have is how are there been 2,500 episodes of Ellen and not one costume change?
这世上有很多问题 我想问的一个问题是为啥艾伦录了2500次节目却连一次衣服都不换呢？
That's my question. Man, you're really good. What else do you have? Barack Obama. Sure.
这是我的问题 天 你很厉害呀 还能模仿谁？巴拉克·奥巴马 肯定的
I'm Barack Hussein Obama. Now I know I did universal health care, but the next thing we need to do is universal doggie daycare.
我是巴拉克·侯赛因·奥巴马 我制定了全球医保 下一个目标是制定全球狗狗日托
That's excellent. Thank you. Thank you so much. All right. Tiler Peck. Where's Tiler Peck? I'm right here.
太棒了 谢谢你 非常感谢你 好 泰勒·佩克 泰勒·佩克在哪里？我在这儿
Hi Tiler how are you? Good. You have ballet shoes on. I'm going to guess your talent.
嗨 泰勒 你好吗？好 你穿了芭蕾鞋 我要猜你的才艺
You don't own any other shoes. And you only like to wear two. OK, so where do you live? I live in New York City.
你只有芭蕾鞋 你只喜欢穿两个 好 你是哪儿的？纽约
New York City. And what do you do for a living? I'm a principal dancer with the New York City Ballet. Wow.
纽约啊 你的职业是什么？我是纽约市芭蕾舞团的首席演员 哇哦
That's pretty great. Yeah, I was accepted when I was 15, and I've still been there.
相当了不起啊 嗯 我15岁的时候就进去了 现在还在里面
Wow, and what's your talent? I'm kidding.
哇哦 你有什么才艺？逗你呢
Obviously, the talent is dancing. All right. So you're going to dance, is that what you're going to do?
很明显 你的才艺就是跳舞了 所以你要跳舞对吧？
Yeah. Wow. That's, OK. You would want a bigger stage, I assume.
对 哇哦 好 那你应该需要个更大的舞台吧
Yeah, a little bit more space. OK. Well this is really exciting. We get to see a real, real dancer. Wow.
嗯 需要点空间 好 太激动了 我们要看到真正的舞者了 哇哦
I'm going to sit down and watch you over there. You can come dance with me.
我去坐那儿欣赏你跳 你可以来跟我一起跳
I'm going to watch you dance. I don't have my right shoes on. Thank you.
我就坐那儿看了 我穿的鞋子不合适 谢谢
Wow.
哇哦