My show is going to be if you took a talk show and a new show and they had a baby, that's what this show is going to be.
我的节目就是，如果你把一个脱口秀和新秀合起来，它们生个孩子，那就是我的节目了
She needs to be prepared. She's doing a talk show.
她要准备一下，她要做脱口秀
And after 15 years of me doing this show, I've done all kinds of things I thought I would never do.
我主持这个节目15年了，也干了很多我以为一辈子都不会干的事
For instance, I never thought I'd be on TV in a giant sumo suit. Megyn, come on out.
比如说，我从没想过我会穿着巨大的相扑服上场vdqFi3%6sG2Y。梅格恩，出场吧
All right. So there's all kinds of things that you will have to do.
好k-sWi1Vk5H6w#k1J。你得做几件事
This is one of them. There's a lot of exercise segments.
有一个，有很多锻炼环节

There's like lunges to do. You might want to do a lunge, or something like that.
要做弓步，你要做个弓步之类的
This does not feel like an Edward R. Murrow moment. No. It's a different kind of show.
这感觉跟安德森·R·莫罗不像aXAoO%|oxLl;9]。不，这是另一种节目
There. Good. Good. Maybe jumping jacks? Is it-- both exercise and sumo wrestling at once? Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. That's right.
看，好，好-HM(wrz6;N[er2oI。来个开合跳？又锻炼又相扑？对，对，嗯，没错
It's not easy. Yeah. No, it's not. But you're going to have to do it in daytime talk. I am? Yeah.
挺难的s2X0X5U0~Rb~NI,P85。是不容易Tt0,WV7K]mE#mn*d0xiW。但你在脱口秀期间都得这么做33=f]Z^M3Zrurf=YZ0y。是吗？对
All right, there's cooking demos. So get ready for this.
好， 还有做饭演示wRDYRyAABhN。准备一下
Oh my goodness. Yeah, there'll be somebody on. OK. We have to move over here, Megyn. Yeah sure.
哦天哪！有人要来_)AfwFvlp37DL,dQg*xi。好，我们到这边来，梅格恩U.gRp4-T%hlPZhsLXgj。好的
There's marks to hit, and stuff like that. You have to move around. You can't just sit behind a desk. You'll have to be here. All right.
得放到地上那个标记那儿W4QyZbd5I;f5D2。你得动来动去的4Gj3+YVB-PK=]haks,。不能只坐在位置上不动ciSSh&]rLI!J[9A6(6LC。你到这儿b]P[)SmgSB8=v!#(。好
So you'll want to add some flour on there. Put some flour on the--
往里面加点面粉|EQ&i*+Q_si3[iZ4。加点面粉...
What? Right here? In the bowl. What? Oh, into the bowl. Put the flour into the bowl. See? See? Yeah. Yeah. All right.
什么？这儿吗？往碗里加mX6W3cBb#Rq4)。啥？加到碗里-kjlEyyH20THZ。把面粉加到碗里;o2afV3)7q。看到了吧？看到了？嗯，嗯，好
Yeah, you'd have to pour it in, probably. Wow. Yeah. All right. There you go. Now you want to throw the-- the-- you want to make the pizza.
你估计得把它倒进去B4HFtG1|Qa10&。哇哦，嗯，好H9TB[gw-R=[。就是这样VvKv6yiMDyFQwqAF6p*。你要把它扔...你做个披萨
You want to throw that in the air. Toss it. Am I doing anything with that? No, that's--it's TV.
你把那个扔起来*pQ*3weUAi。扔起来zj~bf+xT.9Mcyhgu。我要管那个吗？不用，节目而已
You don't really do anything. Here we go. Yeah. Here we go. Yeah. I've got it. Yeah. That's right. You've got it.
你不用来真的qXYJMJz#utH6z%U。开始了，好，来了H**2JDBNPK。看，我可以的snoH6o6Xq3r[3,eFcIf,。没错，你行
All right. That's good. There will be a magic pizza done. Like, you pull it out and stuff.
好，很好yp^S^wMI-+mbQ[。将会出来一个魔法披萨，你能直接变出来&d4[oKQl6J+5s*。
All right. And then you'll have to dance through the audience, which is really hard to do.
好T0x_0hWwIUKnR。接下来你得在观众席里跳舞，真的很难哦
You'll have to dance all the way through the audience. I'll have to dance in the suit? Yeah. In the sumo suit?
你得跳着穿过整个观众席xW2oZvkV@.fgDZ2rN(y。得穿着衣服跳？对，穿着相扑服？
You'll dance up the audience that way. All right. There will be music. Yeah.
你从那条路上跳到观众席里SwV4vpdZYos!+9OW。好]W5xCZE##f4e!j[.。给你放点音乐A@0AXfoPMGQ[|0Xu。好
Dancing. dancing. Dancing.
跳舞，跳舞，跳舞
Hi. Hi, how ya doing? Megyn Kelly. Nice to meet you. How are you? OMG. Help me.
嗨，嗨，你好啊？梅格恩·凯利apSx%dmiXbV。很高兴认识你1[j9wxS)j~.F|gyf。你好吗？天哪，帮帮我
It's horrible. Hi there. How are you? Is this the aisle? Oh yeah. Sorry, ladies. Sorry. Oh yeah. Hey. What's up?
太可怕了6Rc.JU2@=wW]f。嗨，你好啊？通道在这儿吗？好，借过一下女士们，借过一下nOCnv5*tV-oa0jvO)_。嘿，你好啊？
Sorry. Hi. Aw. Oh, yeah. Thank you very much. Be careful.
借过OE2ri)&bza。嗨，嗷！谢谢eQOiHL*miBU6X。小心点
Have a seat. Yep. All right. All right. That's great. Now, you're going to have to keep up with Kathie Lee and Hoda.
请坐吧u#a_=mXdR%.AQcvR(b。嗯，好Gi7F51%DyWk。好，很棒&9uHk#L=j7o47zX.。现在你得解决Kathie Lee and Hoda
You'll have to drink this entire glass of wine. So much for my cute pants, and making my legs look thinner. Yeah.
你要喝完这杯酒iRjbekEQkYUh6*。太感谢我这可爱的衣服了，还显我腿瘦呢46-*be~8@bTctXq=;wG。嗯
You have to finish that entire glass of wine, because it's Kathie Lee and Hoda. Wish me luck. All right. Good luck.
你得喝完一整杯，因为这可是Kathie Lee and HodaY|Jms)u8uC.Jn-!CMl。祝我好运吧m^7xb8zB(@FSqaA。好，祝你好运
Not on the wine. On the show. OK. Good luck on the show, and the wine. Ah. Yeah. All right. I have arrived. You arrived.
不是酒的事，是我的节目id9r9=1Q,CjB,fRx。好，祝你的节目好运，也祝你这杯酒好运u6m.L)D2kKnA。呃，好_%Ab5HmEfFnHC^9,。我做到了SqDen*SYDs%E)。你做到了
Catch a premiere of Megyn Kelly Today, Monday morning at 9:00 on NBC.
去看《今日梅格恩·凯利》，每周一9:00在NBC播出