Hello. Do you do this every day in the mirror?This is called "mascara".
大家好，你们每天都对着镜子弄这个吗？这是睫毛膏。
Today, I'm going to teach you about beauty -- beautiful vocabulary.
今天我要教大家关于美丽的词汇。
The first one that I said is "mascara". We use this on our eyelashes.
第一个是睫毛膏。我们把它用于睫毛上。
Now, it's very funny because when we do this, we always have to open our mouth.
现在，我们这么做的时候很搞笑，因为我们得一直张着嘴。
Guess what? We can do it without opening our mouth, too.
你猜怎么着？我们也可以闭着嘴这么做。
But maybe we are afraid that we'll poke ourselves in the eye.
但是也许我们会怕戳到自己的眼睛。
I'm not too sure, ladies. So if you're interested in make-up or cosmetics, this lesson's for you. Let's begin.
我不确定，女士们。所以如果你对化妆或化妆品感兴趣的话，这节课很适合你。开始吧。

Here, I have a list of verbs we use, and here are some nouns. So let's begin with the verbs.
这里是我们要用的动词，这是名词。让我们从动词开始吧。
"Put on" or "apply". These two verbs are the same. We use these when we talk about make-up.
"Put on" or "apply"。这俩动词用法一样。我们在谈论化妆的时候需要用上。
So you can "put on" mascara. So you're going to take your mascara, and you're going to "put it on" or "apply it”.
所以你可以"Put on"睫毛膏。你需要拿上睫毛膏，然后"Put it on" 或者"apply it "。
Now, if you look at my beautiful face here, the mascara will go on your eyelashes.
现在，如果你看看我美丽的脸庞，睫毛膏正在睫毛上。
You have to be very, very careful. You have to say "eyelashes", not "eyelash". "Eyelash" is one.
你必须得十分小心。你必须说eyelashes，不能说eyelash。eyelashes指一根。
You, I guarantee, do not put mascara on one eyelash.
我敢保证你没法把睫毛膏涂在一根睫毛上。
It would almost be impossible. You'd have to very carefully -- it's not going to happen.
这几乎是不可能做到的。你必须非常小心——好吧，这压根不可能。
So on our eyelashes, we put on or apply -- they're the same -- mascara. It makes our eyelashes longer and bigger, so you can wink more at people. Wink, wink.
所以我们在睫毛上涂睫毛膏。这会让我们的睫毛变得更长更大，那么你就可以对着人眨眼了。
The next thing that maybe you wear if you're a lady -- maybe if you're a man you wear this, too. I don't know. -- is eye shadow.
接下来，如果你是个女士的话，你就会画眼影，也许男士也涂。我不清楚。
Now, there are many, many, many different colors of eye shadow.
当今有很多种颜色的眼影。
This one happens to have blue, green -- some other colors.
这个呢是蓝色的，绿色，以及其他颜色。
We also get with the eye shadow a little brush, so you can brush on the eye shadow.
我们需要刷一下这个眼影，所以你可以刷这个眼影。
You can use your finger. Doesn't matter, really.
你可以用指头，实际上没什么关系。
I'm very sure that professional make-up artists would have very special brushes that would cost a lot of money.
专业化妆师肯定有很贵的特制的刷子。
I am not a professional make-up artist, so I'm not too sure about the different kinds of brushes that one would apply mascara -- or eye shadow with.
我不是个专业化妆师，所以我不确定用来涂睫毛膏和眼影的刷子是哪些种。
But I do know that it adds color to your eyelids.
但是我知道这会给你的眼皮增色。
So underneath your eyelashes are -- the skin here, which is your eyelids.
所以说在你睫毛下面的皮肤就是你的眼皮。
You can paint them whatever color you'd like. Okay? It's up to you. Purple. You want purple?
你可以用你自己喜欢的颜色涂抹。好吗？由你来决定。紫色，你想要紫色吗？
So we put on or apply mascara, eye shadow, and then eyeliner.
我们put on 或者 apply睫毛膏，眼影，还有眼线。
Now, eyeliner looks like a pencil, but it isn't.
眼线笔看起俩像是只铅笔，但它并不是。
This is not eyeliner. I just don't have any eyeliner. But it would look like a pencil.
这不是眼线笔。我没有眼线笔。但是它看起来像铅笔。
And all you're going to do is take it, and you're going to actually line the outside of your eyes.
你要做的就是拿着它沿着眼睛外部描线。
Don't put it in your eye. It's going to hurt again.
别画到眼睛里了。会很疼的。
So with the mascara for your eyelashes, the eye shadow that will go on your eyelids or the skin above your eyes,
所以睫毛膏用来涂睫毛，眼影涂眼皮，也就是眼睛上面的那块眼皮，
and the eyeliner will go around the top and bottom of your eyes.
眼线笔则是画在眼睛上面和下面周围的。
It just makes your eyes look bigger. Do my eyes look bigger? That might work, too.
这会让你的眼睛看起来更大。我的眼睛看起来大了吗？那也可能会奏效。
Moving on from the eyes, we're gonna move down under the eyes.
说完眼睛，接下来我们要说眼睛以下的部位了。
Now, ladies, let's say one night you are out partying, talking, or drinking coffee a little bit too late.
女士们，比方说有个晚上你在外面参加派对，聊天，喝着咖啡然后有点晚了。
You wake up the next morning. You look in the mirror, and it looks like you are very, very tired.
第二天早上起来，看着镜子发现自己看起来十分的疲惫。
Your eyes -- maybe at the bottom here -- are puffy.
可能你的眼睛下方肿胀了。
We have an idiom or an expression for that. Very strange, but we call it "bags under your eyes". "Bags?"
关于这个我们有一个习语或者说法。很奇怪的，我们管它叫眼袋。眼袋？
Now, it's not a shopping bag. You're not shopping at night. You're not doing Internet shopping.
这不是购物袋，你没有在晚上购物，也不是网上购物。
"Bags"just means it's really full under your eyes.
眼袋是指你的眼睛下方很满。
So maybe when you wake up in the morning, you kind of have something that looks like this.
所以也许你在早上醒来后会看起来像这样。
You think, "How am I going to get to work with bags under my eyes?"
你会想“我这个挂着眼袋的样子可怎么去上班啊？”
Well, we have the magic of the make-up industry of something called "concealer".
我们有化妆界的魔法，叫做遮瑕。
Now, a "concealer" basically will erase the bags under your eyes, and it will make your skin tone an even color.
遮瑕可以去除你的眼袋，而且会让你的肤色变得均匀。
So if you have freckles -- I have freckles.
如果你有雀斑——我就有。
"Freckles" are little dots on your face -- and you don't like them, you can use concealer to cover or hide -- conceal -- your freckles.
雀斑是指你脸上的小点，如果你不喜欢它的话，你可以用遮瑕去盖住或者藏住你的雀斑。
Or if you have a zit. What's a zit? A "zit" is when you get a red point or a dot on your face. We call this -- the slang word for it is "zit".
如果你有青春痘，什么是青春痘？青春痘就是你脸上的红点或红豆。我们称呼它的俚语就是青春痘。
But in a more medical term -- and you can have many zits, don't worry -- is "acne".
但是用更医学性的方法来形容青春痘就是，别担心，就是acne。
So acne is a skin condition. A lot of teenagers -- so people that are aged 12 to maybe 18 -- it's really common to have acne or zits.
所以acne是个皮肤状况。许多青少年，12岁到18岁之间的人普遍有青春痘。
So the concealer will hide the zits on your face -- hopefully. Okay?
理想的话，遮瑕可以遮住你脸上的青春痘，好吗？
Now, we're going into a very, kind of crazy, little strange, I think, subject.
现在，我们要进行一个十分疯狂，奇怪的主题。
Let's do it. We're talking about eyebrows. Funny story. One time, a student said, "Teacher, Teacher. You do not have eyebrows."
让我们开始吧。我们都在谈论眉毛。有个好笑的故事，有一次，一个学生说，“老师，老师，你没有眉毛哎。”
I said, "I sure do have eyebrows." So I pulled one out, and I gave it to him.
我说，“我当然有眉毛了。”所以我拔了一根眉毛给他。
Now, it's very difficult to see my eyebrows because they're blonde. But most people have very dark or black eyebrows.
因为我的眉毛是金色的，所以很难看见它们。但是很多人的眉毛的颜色很深或者是黑色的。
And sometimes, if you have very dark and black eyebrows, we need to make them look better.
有时候，如果你的眉毛如果是深色或者黑色的，我们就需要把它们弄好看些。
So first of all, "eyebrows" are the hairs above your eyes. They're going to look like this.
首先，眉毛就是我们眼睛上方的毛发。它们就像这样。
Some people have hair in the middle above their nose that kind of makes it look like one eyebrow.
有些人在鼻子上方有毛发，这让人看起来像是只有一条眉毛。
We have a slang word for this. It's called a "unibrow".
我们对此有一个俚语，叫做unibrow。
Hee hee hee! So "uni" means one, so "unibrow". So to help you reduce your unibrow factor, we have some magic -- some make-up beauty magic tips.
嘿嘿嘿！因为uni是一个的意思，所以叫unibrow。为了帮你减少一字眉因素，我们有些魔法——一些化妆的美丽魔法窍门。
I have here a box of eyebrow wax.
我有一盒眉毛蜡。
Oh, yes. So eyebrow wax is basically a very sticky substance. It's actually a wax like we would use for a candle.
是的。眉毛蜡是一种很黏稠的物质。实际上就像用来做蜡烛的东西。
And you heat this, so you put it in the microwave or -- I don't know. Maybe get a lighter.
你把它加热，放在微波炉或者...我也不清楚。也许可以用打火机。
And you actually put the wax, hot, onto your eyebrows.
然后把蜡趁热放在眉毛上。
Then, you take a piece of cloth, and you stick it onto your eye.
然后，你拿一片布，贴在眼睛上。
You've to wait a couple seconds, and then you rip it off.
等几秒钟，然后撕下来。
It hurts. It really, really hurts. But it does a really good job.
很疼，真的非常疼。但是这很奏效。
So what you can do is you can wax your eyebrows. Now, "wax" is a verb, and it's also a noun.
那么你能做的就是用蜡去眉毛。蜡是一个动词，也可以做名词。
So you can say, "I wax my eyebrows." Another thing that you can do is -- uh-oh.
你可以说，"I wax my eyebrows."另一件你能做的事就是...
These things -- these are called "tweezers". Tweezers. Tweezers. "Tweezers" -- we're going to use the verb "pluck".
这些东西，叫做tweezers的。镊子。tweezers的话我们要用动词pluck。
Please be very careful with your P. "Pluck", okay?
一定要十分注意你的P，Pluck，好吗？
So "pluck" means you actually take the hair, and you rip it out.
那么Pluck就是钳住毛发，然后拔了。
And then you take it, and you rip it out again. It hurts as well.
然后你钳住它，继续拔。那也很疼。
Eyebrows are a very sensitive part of your face, and it really hurts, I think, anything you try and do to them.
眉毛是你脸上的一个很敏感的部位，而且它真的很疼，不管你对它们做什么。
But the process of using tweezers and plucking your eyebrows or waxing your eyebrows -- the purpose of this is to actually get rid of your unibrow.
但是你用镊子拔眉毛或用蜡去眉毛的目的都是为了去除你的一字眉。
Sometimes, people go a little too far.
有时候有人会做的有些过头。
I hate to say it, but I have seen some people who have their eyebrows completely removed, and they get a tattoo. And the tattoo is a line.
我不想怎么说，但是我看见有些人把眉毛全部除掉，然后纹身，纹一条线。
Personally, I think it looks unnatural.
个人来说，我觉得这看上去不自然。
And everyone looks angry all the time if you just have one line across your face.
而且如果你脸上只有一条线的话会让你看起来总是很生气。
It's your choice. If you'd like to get a tattoo on your eyebrows, go for it. It's probably painful.
你自己决定。如果你想在眉毛上纹身，你就纹吧。这可能很疼。
Speaking of pain, the last verb that I get to teach you about your eyebrows is something called "thread", okay?
说到疼，我要教你们的最后一个关于眉毛的词是thread，好吗？
"Thread" is a verb. We usually use it in the -ing form.
thread是个动词，我们经常使用它的现在进行时。
I think it originated in the Middle East because one time, when I was in the Indian neighborhood of Toronto, they had a sign that said, "Eyebrow threading, $5."
我觉得它起源于中东，因为有一次我在多伦多的印度人聚居地时，我看见他们有个指示牌写着，"Eyebrow threading，$5."
"Five dollars? I like $5. Maybe I should get my eyebrows threaded.
“只要5块钱？我喜欢。也许我该去把眉毛给绞了。
I don't know what that is." My best friend -- thank you -- said go, go, go do it, Ronnie. You'll love it. It looks great. It looks awesome."
我完全不知道这是啥。”真是谢谢我的好朋友了，她说去吧，去啊，Ronnie。你会喜欢的。看起来很棒很赞哦。
I was like, "Okay." Five dollars, I lay down in a chair; a lady took two pieces of thread.
我就说，“好吧。” 花了五美元，我躺在了一张椅子上，一位女士拿了两根线。
So "thread" is like thick string.And I don't know how she did it.
所以thread就像粗绳似的。我不知道她是怎么做的。
But she took these two little pieces of string, and she ripped off my eyebrows, and she ripped off the other part of my eyebrow.It was very, very, very painful.
但是她拿着两根线，拔我的眉毛，还有眉毛的其它部位。那非常非常的疼。
Apparently, it's one of the best techniques to get rid of the unibrow and to shape your eyebrows. I think I'll stick to the good old plucking.
显然，这是去一字眉和修眉的好技艺之一。我觉得我会继续用古法拔眉。
How about you? What do you do to keep your face beautiful?
你呢？你是怎么保持脸蛋美丽的呢？
Men, Do you have a nose? I think you do. Women, we have noses as well.
男人有鼻子吗？我觉得有。女人呢，我们也有。
However, men have a curious, curious thing called "hair", "nose hair".
然而，男人有一个很奇怪的东西，叫做"hair"，"nose hair"。
And what happens as men get older, is their nose hair begins to grow out of their nose.
随着男人长大，鼻毛就开始从鼻子里长出来。
So maybe you're looking at your father or your grandfather or your boyfriend or your husband. You're like, "Ah! You have a nose hair coming out of your nose."
所以当你看着你父亲，祖父，男友或者丈夫的时候。你会像这样，“啊！你鼻子里有鼻毛冒出来了。”
Ladies, grab your tweezers. Pluck those nose hairs.
女士们，拿起你们的镊子，把那些鼻毛给拔了。
I promise it does not hurt. Yeah. Okay, gentlemen. It does not hurt. It just -- it doesn't hurt.
我保证那样不疼。好吧，先生们。这会疼。这...不会疼。
You're men. You don't even feel pain. So grab the tweezers. Pluck out your nose hair.Make sure that your eyebrows are nice and neat.
你是个男人。你不会觉得疼。所以拿起镊子，把鼻毛拔了吧。确保你的眉毛漂亮整洁。
Apply or put on some mascara, eye shadow, or eyeliner to your eyes, and hide those unsightly bags with some concealer.Are you beautiful?
涂上睫毛膏，眼影，或者眼线，用遮瑕把眼袋遮住。你美丽吗？
I think you're beautiful without make-up. But this is a lesson for you. Goodbye.
我觉得你不化妆就很美。但是这是你的一节课。拜拜。