柯南脱口秀

A new study came out that claims muscular men make the worst boyfriends.

一项新研究表明 肌肉男是最差劲的男朋友

Come to think of it,I was kind of a jerk back in the day.It's true.

仔细想想 我当年挺浑的 真的

Why is that funny?Why is that funny?You have mirrors.

他们笑什么 笑什么啊 你有镜子嘛

Ladies and gentlemen,we're going to do something people tend to enjoy.

女生们先生们 我们现在要做一件大家还蛮喜欢的事

It's something we call Fan Corrections.Let's do that right now.

叫做《粉丝纠错》 我们现在开始吧

This is the dance that goes with it.This,of course,is a segment where viewers try to find mistakes on our show.

这是配合这一节的舞蹈 在这一节中 观众会试图找出我们节目的错误

Good luck.So far hundreds of challengers,not one winner.We don't make mistakes.Right.

祝你们好运了 目前已有上百人挑战 无人成功 我们不犯错 没错

Tonight a fan named Lisa thinks she caught a mistake.she says it happened during one of my recent monologues.Let's take a look.

一名名叫丽莎的粉丝 认为她发现了我们的错误 她说错误发生在我最近一段独白中 看看吧

Hi ,conan.My name is Lisa and I'm submitting a fan correction.

柯南 我叫丽莎 我要发布一则粉丝纠错

During a recent monologue you were discussing the Disneyland measles outbreak and said that several pirates of the Caribbean have also tested positive for scurvy.

最近一段独白中 你在讨论迪士尼的风疹爆发 并说多名加勒比海盗还被查出患有坏血病

Five workers at Disneyland have been diagnosed with the measles.

迪士尼乐园5名员工被确认患有风疹

Not only that but nine of the pirates of the Caribben tested positive scurvy.

不仅如此 还有九名加勒比海盗 被确诊患有坏血病

Conan,an educated man such as yourself should know scurvy is a condition caused by a deficiency in vitamin C.

柯南 你这么有知识的男人应该知道 坏血病是由维生素C缺乏造成的病症

Such found in oranges.Since it's not an infection,a positive test for scurvy does not exist.

比如橙子中的维生素C 因为这并非传染病 所以并不存在坏血病的确诊检测

So I'm sorry to tell you,conan,that when it comes to your errorless record,that ship has sailed.

抱歉了 柯南 但你的无错误记录 已经沉入大海了

词汇解析

1、come out

(书或光盘)出版，发行

The book comes out this week.

这本书本周出版。

Christian Slater has a new movie coming out next month in which he plays a vigilante.

克里斯汀·史莱特有一部新片下月发行，他在片中扮演一个治安维持会成员。

(事实)暴露，披露，显露

The truth is beginning to come out about what happened.

真相开始逐渐浮出水面。

It will come out that she has covertly donated considerable sums to the IRA.

她暗中给爱尔兰共和军提供了大笔资助的事情即将曝光。

结果是;到头来

In this grim little episode of recent American history, few people come out well.

在美国近代史上这一小段阴暗时期，很少有人能有好的结果。

So what makes a good marriage? Faithfulness comes out top of the list.

那么，是什么造就了美满的婚姻呢？结果表明忠诚是第一位的。

2、positive

抱有希望的；有信心的；积极的

Be positive about your future and get on with living a normal life.

要对自己的未来充满信心，继续过一种正常的生活。

Her husband became much more positive and was soon back in full-time employment.

她丈夫自信大增，不久便重新开始全职工作。

愉悦的；有益的

The parting from his sister had a positive effect on John.

和姐姐分开对约翰来说有好处。

Working abroad should be an exciting and positive experience for all concerned.

在海外工作对所有相关人员来说都应该是一段让人兴奋而愉快的经历。

明确的；果断的

There are positive changes that should be implemented in the rearing of animals.

应该对动物饲养进行明确的改革。

He was expected to make a very positive contribution to the 1996 Games organisation.

人们期待他为1996年奥运会的组织做出积极的贡献。

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