柯南脱口秀

A few days after Rudy Giuliani said that President Obama doesn't love America,Wisconsin governor Scott Walker said he doesn't know if Obama is a Christian.

鲁迪·朱利安尼说奥巴马总统不爱国后的几天 威斯康辛州州长 斯考特·沃克说 他不知道奥巴马是否是基督徒

Yes.When reached for comment,President Obama said guys,you know I can't run in 2016,right?

嗯 当奥巴马总统被问及对此的评价时 他说 你们知道我2016不参选了吧

Take it easy.we got him.Oh,right,ok.No third term for you.

搞什么啊 这下伤到他了 这样啊 好吧 你别想任第三届了

Disneyland just raised its ticket prices to 99 dollars a day for kid over 10.

迪士尼将儿童票价从每日10美元升至每日99美元

However,kids with measles still get in free.

但是 有风疹的孩子还是能免费进入

And they will check and see if it's a Sharpie too.They know the red dots if they're real or not.

他们会检查是不是记号笔画的 他们知道红点是不是真的

Trust me,I have been caught many times,trying to pass freckles off.

相信我 我被逮到好几次了 想拿雀斑充数

A new study suggests dishwashers may increase a child's risk of developing allergies.

一项新研究显示洗洁精可能增加孩子出现过敏的可能性

So the message is clear,stop washing your kids in the freaking dishwasher.It's stupid.It's dumb.And it won't.

所以意思很清楚 别再用洗洁精洗孩子了 简直太蠢了 搞什么啊 不会如此

The Ku Klux Klan is upset.They're usually so level headed.I know.

3K党不爽了 他们平时一般很冷静的啊 是啊

Can't figure these guys out.The Ku Klux Klan is upset at same-sex marriage has been legalized in Alabama.

这些人的心理摸不透啊 3K党对阿拉巴马州合法化同性恋婚姻很不爽

They're mad about that,yeah.The Klan said having two guys dressed in white and party on the lawn,that's our thing,ok?Don't touch our thing.

他们对此不满 他们说 两个男人穿白衣在草坪上玩 是我们的专属好吗 别搅和

词汇解析

1、comment

发表意见;作出评论

So far, Mr Cook has not commented on these reports.

到目前为止，库克先生仍未就这些报道发表评论。

Stratford police refuse to comment on whether anyone has been arrested.

斯特拉福德警方拒绝对是否已有人被捕一事发表任何评论。

评论;意见

He made his comments at a news conference in Amsterdam.

他在阿姆斯特丹的记者招待会上发表了意见。

I was wondering whether you had any comments about that?

请问您对此有何见解？

(通常是不好的事的)体现，写照

He argues that family problems are typically a comment on some unresolved issues in the family.

他认为各种家庭问题通常都反映出家庭内部存在一些有待解决的矛盾。

2、figure

数字;(尤指)统计数字

It would be very nice if we had a true figure of how many people in this country haven't got a job.

如果我们能得到该国失业人口的真实数字就好了。

It will not be long before the inflation figure starts to fall.

过不了多久，通货膨胀率就会开始下降。

人影;身影

Alistair saw the dim figure of Rose in the chair.

阿利斯泰尔看见了坐在椅子里的罗丝的模糊身影。

She waited, standing on the bridge, until his figure vanished against the grey backdrop of the Palace.

她站在桥上，一直等到他的身影消失在宫殿灰色的阴影中。

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