柯南脱口秀

Southwest airlines in the news.Southwest airlines has widened its seats by almost one inch.

西南航空上新闻了 西南航空将座位加宽了近1英寸

I don't think that's going to help because during the announcement,Americans widened their asses by over 10 inches.

但我觉得这没什么用 因为在消息宣布期间 美国人的屁股加宽了近10英寸

This all happens in one second.It just pops out.That's the sound it makes when your ass explodes.Katai!That's right,write it down.

1秒钟的事 一下就大了 那就是你屁股爆炸的声音 卡擦 没错 相信我

A Wisconsin woman recently got a high school diploma at the age of 103 and says she is now considering going to college.

一名威斯康辛州女子最近拿到了高中毕业证 她已经103岁高龄了 并称在考虑上大学

Friends are recommending a two-year college.

朋友们建议她上两年制的学校

A new report just came out.I can't make this stuff up.

一项新报告刚刚出炉 这都不是编的

A new report shows that the typical tourist in Las Vegas,according to statistics,

一项新报告显示 拉斯维加斯的普通游客 这是统计学数据

a typical tourist in Las Vegas is a 45-year-old married person from California.

拉斯维加斯的普通游客是45岁的加州已婚人士

That explains the new motto what happens in Vegas probably also happens in Fresno.

怪不得他们的新座右铭 是维加斯发生的事 大概也会在佛雷斯诺上演

There's a woman over here,but also the 45 year old married guy.A women just went,that sounds right.

那边有个女人 45岁已婚人士 那女人说 是啊 差不多

I can hear you.That sounds right.That sounds right.You can continue now,conan.You have my permission.

我听得到哦 是啊 差不多 差不多 继续吧 柯南 恩准你了

词汇解析

1、announcement

布告;声明;通告

Sir Robert made his announcement after talks with the President.

在与总统会谈之后，罗伯特爵士发表了声明。

There has been no formal announcement by either government.

双方政府都未作正式通告。

宣布;宣告;公布

the announcement of their engagement.

他们订婚消息的宣布

There has been no official announcement of the arrests.

还没有正式发布逮捕这些人的消息。

（在报纸、商店橱窗等处刊登的）启事，广告，通告

He will place an announcement in the personal column of The Daily Telegraph.

他将在《每日电讯报》的个人专栏上登一则启事。

2、recommend

推荐;介绍

I have just spent a holiday there and would recommend it to anyone.

我刚刚在那里度过假，很想把它推荐给每一个人。

You're a good worker, boy, he told him. I'll recommend you for a promotion.

“你是个好员工，孩子，”他告诉他，“我将推荐你升职。”

建议;劝说（做…)

The judge recommended that he serve 20 years in prison.

法官建议判处他20年监禁。

We strongly recommend reporting the incident to the police.

我们强烈建议报警。

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