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Welcome to tonight's show.One of our better shows,I believe and I believe that.Yes,I know.

欢迎来到今晚节目的现场 这是很棒的一期节目 我真心相信 嗯 我知道

No,no,seriously,by our standards,this is going to be a good one.

说真的 按我们的标准看 这一期会很不错

Excellent guests,a lot of fun stuff planned.Much to talk about.

嘉宾很棒 安排了很多好玩的 很多可聊

Supreme court is now hearing arguments on gay marriage.That's pretty historic.that's a big deal.that's a big deal.

最高法院在就同性恋婚姻问题听取意见 历史性事件 是件大事啊 大事啊

Interesting,true story.during supreme court arguments on same-sex marriage today,

很有趣的真事 今日最高法院就同性恋问题进行审议时

one of the conservative justices opposed it,on the grounds that they didn't have gay marriage in ancient Greece.

一位共和党大法官提出反对 反对理由是古希腊没有同性恋婚姻

That's true,yeah.As a result,the supreme court has now banned electricity,sushi and pants for men.

真的 结果最高法院现在禁止了电力 寿司和男士内裤

Pants for men are gone.which I am actually,That's all right.I'm more than happy to lose pants.

男士内裤被禁了 我其实 这挺好啊 我十分乐意不穿裤子

I have nice feet so sandals are ok with me.you do have a nice feet.Thank you.

我脚长得不错 穿凉鞋也无所谓 你的脚长得是不错 谢谢

Today the supreme court arguments regarding gay marriage were interrupted by a man screaming,you will burn in hell.

今天 最高法院就同性恋婚姻问题进行审议 但遭到了打断 因为一名男子大喊 你们会下地狱的

After calming down,justice Scalia said,sorry,haven't had my coffee yet.

将他安抚住后 斯卡利亚大法官说 抱歉 我还没喝咖啡呢

This is interesting,an anti-gay politician,anti-gay politician,has been caught sending a picture of his penis to another man on grinder.

一则趣闻 一位反同政治家 被逮到在男同版陌陌上给另一名男子发老二照

Yeah,the lawmaker defended himself saying,I just wanted to show people on grinder what a non-gay penis looked like.

议员辩解称 我只是想让用这款软件的人知道 直男的老二是什么样

People should appreciate the difference.Yeah,yeah.That's a non-gay penis.Any other men want to see it?

大家该看到这其中的区别 是啊 这是直男的老二 还有别的男人想看吗

词汇解析

1、standard

(尤指合格的)水平，水准

The standard of professional cricket has never been lower.

职业板球的水平从来没有这么低过。

There will be new national standards for hospital cleanliness.

有关医院清洁的新国家标准将会出台。

普通的;常规的

It was standard practice for untrained clerks to advise in serious cases such as murder.

让未经过训练的书记员在诸如谋杀等重大案件中提供建议是普遍的做法。

No other executive car can offer you the same level of standard equipment at this price.

再无其他高级轿车能按这个价格水平为你提供同样水准的标准配置。

道德准则;行为规范

My father has always had high moral standards.

我父亲一直具有很高的道德准则。

2、argument

理由；论据；论点

There's a strong argument for lowering the price.

有充分理由要求降低价格。

The doctors have set out their arguments against the proposals.

医生们已经陈述了他们反对这些提案的理由。

讨论；辩论

The incident has triggered fresh arguments about the role of the extreme right in France.

该事件引发了关于极右翼势力在法国所起作用的新一轮讨论。

The issue has caused heated political argument.

这个问题已经引发了激烈的政治争论。

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