Chandler:"Brake, left. Gas, right"?
左刹车，右油门？
Phoebe: Uh-huh, yeah, that's my cheat sheet.
对，我的小抄。
Chandler: Where's my seat belt?
安全带呢？
Phoebe: Oh, no no, that side doesn't have one, the paramedics had to cut through it.
你那边没有了，被救护人员剪开了。
Chandler: Hey! -Joey: Hey.
嗨！-嗨。
Ross: Come on, just tell me, please, please.
告诉我嘛，拜托…
Monica: For the sixteenth time, no...I do not think you're obsessive.
这是第十六次了：不，我不认为你钻牛角尖。
Rachel: Oh, gosh, it's hot in here.
天哪，这里怎么这么热啊。
Monica: Rach, get the heat. Ross, could you turn the heat down please?
麻烦把暖气关小，罗斯，把暖气关小。
Ross: Sure. By the way, there's a difference between being obsessive and...
好，两个之间是有差别…
Monica: Ross, the heat!
罗斯，暖气！
Ross: Fine, OK! Heat, heat, heat, and I'm the obsessive one. OK, this way is on, so this is...off.
好，暖气…还说我钻牛角尖？好吧，往这边是开。往这边是…关。
Rachel: Did you just break the radiator?
你是否把暖气弄坏了？
Ross: No, no, I was turning the knob and, and...here it is.
没有，我不过是转了开关…结果就掉了。
Monica: Well put it back.
那就装回去啊。
Ross: It uhh, it won't go back.
装不回去了。
Rachel: I'll call the super.
我打电话给管理员。
Monica: Here, let me try.
来，我来试试。
Ross: Oh, oh that's right, forgot about your ability to fuse metal.
对了，我忘了你融合金属的能力了。
Monica: Hey, it's Funny's cousin, Not Funny.
嘿，真是好笑的表亲…不好笑。
Rachel: Hi, Mr. Treeger, hi, it's Rachel Green from upstairs. Yes, somebody, uh, broke our knob on the radiator and it's really hot in here.
崔格先生？我是楼上的瑞秋格林。对，有人弄坏，我们暖气的开关了…我们这里好热。
Rachel: Yes, it's, it's hot enough to bake cookies. Well, do you think we could have a new one by 6?
对，热到可以烤饼干了，你想你能在六点以前换好吗？
Rachel: What, no, no, Tuesday, we can't wait until Tuesday, we're having a party tonight.
什么？不，不，星期二，我们等不到那个时候。我们今晚有派对。
Ross: OK, tip the man.
好吧，给他小费。
Monica: No, if he doesn't like our cookies, too bad, I am not gonna be blackmailed. Look if worse comes to worst, it gets a little warm, we'll call it a theme party.
不，不喜欢我们的饼干就算了吧，我才不要任人勒索呢。这里有点热…就改成主题派对好了。
Ross: Hey, here's a theme: Come on in, live like bacon.
这下有主题了：“请进，来当培根火腿吧”。
Phoebe: Ooh, this is it, 74.
就是这里了，74号。
Chandler: Oh, so that's what this is for.
长途跋涉为这个。
Phoebe: Wow, this is it, I'm gonna meet my dad. This is like the biggest thing ever, huh.
就是这里了，我要见到我爸爸了。这真是前所未有的大事。
Chandler: Yeah.
对。
Joey: Sure is.
说得没错。
Phoebe: OK, here I go. I'm going in.
好了，我要进去了。
Chandler: Alright.
好啊。
Joey: Good luck Pheebs.
一切顺利哦。
Phoebe: OK, here I go...here I go...I'm going.
好了，我走了，我走了，我要走了。
Rachel: Hi, welcome to our tropical Christmas party. You can put your coats and sweaters and pants and shirts in the bedroom.
欢迎光临我们的热带圣诞派对。外套，毛衣，长裤跟衬衫，请放在卧室里面。
Ross: It's hard to tell because I'm sweating, but I use exactly what the gel bottle says, an amount about the size of a pea. How, how can that be too much?
我在冒汗，所以看不出来…但我完全遵照，瓶上指示的用量。一颗豆子大小的份量而已，那怎么会太多呢？
Monica: Ice, ice, ice squares anyone? Take a napkin. Alright.
冰块？谁要冰块？拿张餐巾。
Ross: Monica, Monica, your guest are turning into jerky, OK?
莫妮卡？莫妮卡？你的客人都快变成牛肉干了。
Monica: Really? I'm perfectly comfortable. Hey, hey, hey, get in line buddy, I was next.
真的？我觉得舒服得很。排队呀，兄弟，换我了。
Rachel: Mr. Treeger.
崔格先生。
Mr. Treeger: Uhh, you said there was a party.
你说有派对啊？
Rachel: Oh, yeah, well hey, welcome to our sauna.
欢迎光临我们的桑拿聚会。
Mr. Treeger: Ahh, is it hot? My body always stays cool, probably 'cause I have so much skin. Hey, cheese!
很热吗？我从来不觉得热，说不定是因为我皮太厚了。乳酪！
Ross: Alright, alright, here's the chance. Monica give him cash, Rachel, give him your earrings. Something, now, anything.
好吧，好吧，机会来了。莫妮卡，给他现金，瑞秋，把你的耳环给他，快啊，任何东西都给他！
Monica: No, I will not cave.
不，我不屈服。
Rachel: Yeah, I'm with Mon.
对，我也是。
Ross: Alright, alright, you know how you say I never seize the day? Well, alright, even though he's your super, I'm seizing. Mr. Treeger, huh, here is 50 bucks, merry Christmas.
好吧… 你说我从不把握机会？他虽然是你们的管理员，我也要把握一下。崔格先生？这里是50块钱，圣诞快乐。
Mr. Treeger: Oh wow, I didn't get you anything. Here's five back.
我没有准备你的礼物，送你5块钱好了。
Ross: No no, no, that, that's your Christmas tip, alright. Oh, hey, do you think there's a chance you could fix that radiator now?
不，那是你的圣诞红包。你认为你可不可以，现在把暖气给修好？
Mr. Treeger: No can do, like I told the girl, I can't get a new knob until Tuesday.
没办法，我已经说过了…星期二才拿得到新的开关。
Monica: Ross.
罗斯？
Ross: Yeah.
嗯。
Monica: Looks like he's playing baseball.
看来他在玩棒球哦。
Ross: You mean hardball?
你要说硬式棒球吗？
Monica: Whatever.
随便啦。
Rachel: What'cha gonna do?
你打算怎么样呢？
Ross: Excuse me, I'm seizing. Mr. Treeger, here's another 50, happy Hanukkah. Will uh, will this help with the knob getting?
抱歉，我还要努力一下。崔格先生？我再给你五十，光明节（犹太人的节日）快乐。这样我们是不是，可以拿到新的开关了呢？
Mr. Treeger: No, the place is not open till Tuesday. Am I not saying it right?
不行，那家店星期二才会开门。我的发音不标准吗？
Monica: So, wait, you really did like my cookies?
你真的喜欢我的饼干吗？
Mr. Treeger: Oh, yeah, they were so personal, really showed you cared.
是呀，那好温暖哦，真的表示你的关心。
Rachel: Nice seizing...gel boy.
把握得好…发胶男。
Mr. Treeger: So, uh, is this, uh, mistletoe?
这是檞寄生，没错吧？
Rachel: Huh-huh, no act--no, uhh, that, that is basil.
不，那个叫…叫罗勒
Mr. Treeger: Ahh, if it was mistletoe, I was gonna kiss ya.
如果是檞寄生，我就要亲你了。
Rachel: Huh-hoo, yeah, no, it's still basil.
不，那还是罗勒。
Phoebe: OK.
好。
Joey: How far'd you get?
你走到哪里啊？
Phoebe: Mailbox.
信箱。
Chandler: All right, we're getting closer. -Phoebe: Uh-huh.
有进步了。-嗯哼。
Joey: Pheebs, what's going on?
菲比，你怎么了？
Phoebe: No, it's just like, ya know, it's a whole mess of stuff, you know.
其实原因很多啦，你知道的。
Phoebe:'Cause, like yesterday, you know, my dad was this, like, famous Burma tree surgeon guy and, you know, now he's a, a pharmacist guy and...
昨天，我爸爸他还是一个，名闻遐迩的缅甸树医。可是他现在，却变成一个药剂师了…
Joey: Well, maybe he's, maybe he's this really cool pharmacist guy.
或许他是一个，很酷的药剂师也说不定。
Phoebe: Yeah, maybe, yeah. You know, and, and I'll knock on the door and, and he'll hug me and I'll have a dad.
对，或许，对，然后我会跑去敲他的门…他会拥抱我，我会有个爸爸。
Phoebe: You know and I'll, I'll go to his pharmacy and everyone will be really nice to me 'cause, you know, I'm Franks daughter.
然后大家都会亲切地对待我…因为我是弗兰克的女儿。
Chandler: Well, so why not go knock?
那就快去敲门哪。
Phoebe: Well, 'cause, I mean, what if, what if he's not this great dad guy? I mean, what if, what if he's just still the dirtbag who ran out on my mom and us?
如果他没有那么棒呢？如果他还是那个，抛妻弃子的浑球呢？
Chandler and Joey: Yeah. Um.
对...
Phoebe: You know what? I've already lost a fake dad this week and I don't think I'm ready to lose a real one.
你知道吗？我这个礼拜，已经失去一个假爸爸了。我不想再失去一个真的爸爸。
Joey: Pheebs, that's OK. You took a big step today.
菲比，没关系啦，你已经跨了一大步了。
Phoebe: Yeah?
有么？
Chandler: Yeah. And someday when you're ready, you'll make it past the hedges.
有一天当你准备好的时候，你就会越过那片篱笆了。
Joey: Yeah, and when you do, he'll be lucky to have you.
那个时候他会有幸得到你。
Phoebe: You guys. I'm sorry about your shopping.
你们…抱歉，你们来不及购物了。
Chandler: Oh, that's OK, we'll figure something out.
没关系，会有办法的。
Joey: Uh, listen Pheebs, I know you're not going in there but do you think it'd be alright if I went in and used his bathroom? Oh, that's fine, never mind. Cool, snow, kinda like a blank canvas.
我知道你不要进去…不过你想我可不可以进去，跟他借一下洗手间？没关系，算了。酷耶，下雪了！像空白的画布。
Chandler: Ho, ho, ho, holy crap is it hot in here!
该死，这里面好热啊！
Joey: Really, hey, you mind if I turn the heat down?
介意我把暖气关小吗？
Monica: Hey, we could've used that kind of thinking earlier.
我们怎么都没想到呢。
Ross: Hey, Pheebs, how'd it go.
菲比，结果怎么样？
Phoebe: Oh, I couldn't go in.
我没有办法进去。
Monica: Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
好可惜喔。
Ross: Are you okay?
你还好吗？
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah, no it's OK, 'cause, I mean, I know he's there, so, that's enough for now.
好，没关系。因为我知道他在哪儿，现在只要那样就够了。
Chandler: Hey, guys, it's after midnight, merry Christmas everyone.
各位，过十二点了，祝大家圣诞快乐。
All: Oh, right! Merry Christmas!
圣诞快乐！
Joey: Hey, Monica, the knob was broken so I just turned it off from underneath, I hope that's all right.
开关坏了，所以我从下面关掉了，希望不会有问题。
Monica: Ahh thanks!
谢谢！
Chandler: Ok that just leaves the gifts from Joey and Chandler.
就剩下乔伊和钱德的礼物了。
Joey: Rach, these are for you.
瑞秋，送你的。
Rachel: Wiper blades. I don't even have a car.
汽车雨刷，我连车都没有。
Joey: No, but with this new car smell, you'll think you do.
对呀，但加上这个汽车芳香剂，你会以为你有。
Chandler: OK, Pheebs, your turn.
菲比，换你了。
Phoebe: Ahh, toilet seat covers! Is that what you were doing while I was getting gas?
马桶纸垫啊！我去加油的时候，你们就去买这个吗？
Joey: Uh-huh.
嗯哼。
Phoebe: You guuuyys.
你们两个真好！
Joey: And for Ross, Mr. Sweet-tooth.
至于罗斯，甜食先生。
Ross: You got me a cola drink?
你们送我一瓶可乐？
Chandler: And, a lemon lime.
还有柠檬味的。
Ross: Well this, this is too much, I feel like I should get you another sweater.
简直太…太厚礼了吧，我应该再送你们一件毛衣。
Chandler: And last but not least.
还有一个很有价值的…
Joey: They're ribbed for your pleasure.
加纹让你更有快感。（安全套）