Monica: Ok, these were unbelievable expensive and I know he'll grow out of them like 20 minutes, but I couldn't resist!
这些非常昂贵，我知道他很快就穿不下……但是我就是无法抗拒！
Phoebe: Look at these. Hey, Ben. "Just do it"! Oh, my God! Ok, was that too much pressure for him?
看看这些！嗨，班做了就对！（耐克广告词）喔，天啊！是不是对他压力太大？
Susan: ls he hungry already? -Carol: I guess so.
他已经饿了吗？ -我想是的。
Chandler: You know, it's...Something funny about sneakers. I'll be right back.
你知道，那个……球鞋真的很有趣。我马上就回来！
Joey: Oh, I...I gotta get one too.
哦，我，我也要一个。
Ross: Hey, what are you guys doing?
你们在干什么？
Chandler: We're just hanging out by the spoons. Ladle?
我们只是来看看汤匙。要调羹吗？
Ross: Will you guys grow up? This is the most natural beautiful thing in the world.
你们成熟一点好吗？这是世上最自然美丽的东西。
Joey: Yeah, we know. But there's a baby sucking on it.
是啊，我们知道，但现在有个婴儿在吸它。
Ross: This is my son having lunch, okay? It's gonna happen a lot, you'd better get used to it. If you have any problem, you're uncomfortable, just ask questions. Carol's fine with it. Come on.
这是我儿子在吃午餐，好不？这事儿会经常发生，你们最好习惯一下。如果你们有任何问题，如果你们感到不自在，直接发问就好。卡萝不介意的。去呗。
Chandler: Carol? Carol? I was wondering if Joey could ask you a question about breast-feeding?
卡萝？卡萝？我想问问乔伊能不能问问你关于哺乳的问题？
Carol: Sure.
当然可以。
Joey: Err, does it hurt?
呃…… 会不会痛？
Carol: It did at first, but not anymore.
刚开始会，现在不会了。
Joey: Chandler?
钱德？
Chandler: So, how often can you do it? -Carol: As much as he needs.
你能多久喂一次？ -只要他需要（就喂）。
Joey: Okay, I got one, I got one. If he blows into one, does the other one get bigger?
好了，我想到了一个问题，我想到了一个问题。如果他对一个吹气，另一个会不会变大？
Julie: Rachel, do you have any muffins left? -Rachel: Yeah, I forget which ones.
瑞秋，还剩有松糕吗？ -有，我忘记还有哪一种了。
Julie: You're busy. That's ok. I'll get it. -Rachel: Oh, ok. -Julie: Anyone else want one? -All: No, thanks.
你太忙了，没关系，我来拿。-哦，好的。 -谁还要个？ -不用，谢谢。
Julie: You're losing your apron. Let me get it.
你的围裙松了，我帮你系好。
Julie: There you go. -Rachel: Thank you. What a bitch!
好了。 -谢谢。 真是个婊子！
Julie: Oh, listen you guys, I have a friend at Bloomingdale's who's quitting...and he wants to abuse his discount.
噢，听着各位，我有朋友在布鲁明戴尔百货上班他要辞职了…… 他想要挥霍掉他的折扣券。
Julie:So anyone want to come take advantage of it?
谁想跟我去捡便宜？
Phoebe: Oh, I can't. I have to take my grandmother to the vet.
我不行。我要带我祖母去看兽医。
Monica: Ok, umm, I'll go with you. -Julie: Great. -Ok.
好吧，额，我跟你去。 -好极了。 -好的。
Ross: Hi, honey. -Chandler: Hey, sweetums.
嗨，甜心。 -嗨，蜜糖。
Ross: And hello to the rest.
嗨，其余的各位。
Joey: Monica, what you doing? You can't go shopping with her. What about Rachel?
莫妮卡你搞什么飞机？你不能跟她去逛百货，瑞秋怎么办？
Monica: This is gonna be a problem, isn't it?
会有问题，对不对？
Chandler: Come on, you're going to Bloomingdale's with Julie. It's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship.
拜托，你要跟茱莉去布鲁明戴尔，就好比是到瑞秋家中偷男人！
Phoebe: Monica, she will kill you. She will kill you like a dog in the street!
莫妮卡，她会宰了你。她会像宰街上的流浪狗一样宰了你的！
Ross: So Jules tells me you guys are going shopping tomorrow.
茱莉说你们明天要去逛街。
Monica: It's actually not that big a deal.
其实没有什么大不了的……
Ross: It's a big deal to me. This is great, Monica. I really appreciate this.
这对我很重要。这太棒了莫妮卡，非常感激你这么做。
Monica: You're welcome.
别客气。
Joey: Bijan for men? Bijan for men? Hey, Annabel. -Hey, Joey.
要毕坚男士香水吗？要毕坚男士香水吗？嗨，安娜贝。 -嗨，乔伊。
Did you hear about the new guy? -Joey: Who?
听说过新来的人吗？ -谁？
Nobody knows his name. Me and the girls call him "The Hombre Man. "
没人知道他的名字。我们女生都叫他“西班牙男人”。
Hombre?
西班牙男人？
Joey: What's he doing in my section? -I guess he doesn't know.
他到我这一区干什么？ -我想他不知道。
Joey: Well, he's gonna. I'll see you a little later, okay?
那他会（知道的）。他必须知道待会见。
Joey: Hey, how you doing? -Mornin'.
你好吗？ -早。
Joey: Listen, I know you're new...but it's kind of understood that everything from young men's to the escalator is my territory.
听着，我知道你是新来的……但众所皆知这附近从年轻人部门到电梯的一切都是我的地盘。
"Your territory"? -Joey: Yeah.
你的地盘？ -是的。
Joey: Bijan for men? -No, thanks. -Hombre? -Yeah, all right.
毕坚男士香水？ -不，谢了。 -西班牙男人？ -好啊。
You were saying?
你刚才说什么？
Monica: Phoebe, listen. You were with me, and we were shopping all day. -Phoebe: What?
菲比，听着，你跟我一起逛了整天街买东西。 -什么？
Monica: We were shopping and we had lunch.
我们去购物了，而且吃了午餐。
Phoebe: All right, what did I have?
好吧，我吃了什么？
Monica: You had a salad. -Phoebe: No wonder I don't feel full.
你吃了沙拉。 -难怪我没感觉到饱。
Rachel: Hi, guys, what's up?
嗨，各位，干什么呢？
Phoebe: I went shopping with Monica all day and I had a salad.
我整天都跟莫妮卡买东西，而且我吃了一些沙拉。
Rachel: Good, Pheebs. What'd you buy?
很好，菲比，你们买了什么？
Phoebe: We went shopping for.... For.... For fur.
我们去买了…… 买了毛皮。
Rachel: You went shopping for fur? -Phoebe: Yeah. And then I realized that l'm against that.
你们去买毛皮？ -然后我发现我反对买皮草。
Phoebe: So then we bought some...Boobs.
然后我们买了一些……咪咪。
Rachel: You bought boobs? -Phoebe: Bras! We bought bras! We bought bras.
你买了咪咪？ -胸罩！我们买了胸罩！我们买了胸罩。
Joey: Bijan for men? Bijan for men? Bijan for...
毕坚男士香水？毕坚男士香水？毕坚……
Joey: Hey, Annabel. Listen, I was wondering maybe after work you and I could go out and grab a cup of coffee?
嗨，安娜贝，听着，我在想或许下班后我们可以去喝个咖啡？
Annabel: Actually, I sort of have plans.
实际上我已经有计划了。
You ready, Annabel? -Annabel: You bet.
准备好了吗，安娜贝？ -当然啦。
Maybe some other time.
或许其他时候再约吧。
Joey: It's not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy spraying cologne. Bijan for men? Bijan for men!
这又不是第一次被喷香水的牛仔抢走女友。毕坚男士香水？毕坚男士香水！
Carol: And this is Funny Clown. Funny Clown is only for after his naps, not before his naps, or he won't sleep.
这是滑稽小丑。只有睡过午觉才可以给他玩，不是在他睡觉前，否则他不会睡。
Ross: Carol, we've been through this before. We have a good time. We laugh. We play. It's like we're father and son.
卡萝，我们以前经历过的。我们玩得很高兴，我们又笑又玩，就像父亲跟儿子一样。
Susan: Honey, relax. Ross is great with him. Don't look so surprised. I'm a lovely person.
亲爱的，放轻松，罗斯很会带他。别这么惊讶，我是个很好的人。
Rachel: This is so cute! -Carol: I got that for him!
这个好可爱！ -我为他买的！
Ross: "My Mommies Love Me. " That's clever.
“我的妈妈们爱我”真聪明。
Monica: Oh, hi, Jul...Hi, Jew! Uh-huh, uh-huh, okay, sure. That'd be great. See you then. Bye.
哦，嗨，茱……嗨，犹太人！嗯哼，嗯哼，好的，没问题。很好，回头见，再见。
Rachel: Did you just say," Hi, Jew"? -Monica: Yes, I did. That was my friend Eddie Moskowitz.
你刚才是不是说：嗨，犹太人？ -对，我是这么说。那是我的犹太朋友艾迪·莫斯考维兹。
Monica: He's going through this whole religious thing. Yeah, he likes it. Reaffirms his faith.
他全都是这样的宗教事情。是的，他很喜欢这个，能加强他的信仰。
Phoebe: Ben, dinner! -Ross: Thanks, Aunt Pheebs.
班，吃晚餐了！-谢谢，菲比姑妈。
Ross: Hey, you didn't microwave that, did you, because it's breast milk, and you're not supposed to do that
喂，你没有用微波炉吧？因为这是母乳，你不应该这样处理母乳的。
Phoebe: Duh, I think I know how to heat breast milk. Ok.
废话，我想我知道如何加热母乳。好了。
Chandler: What did you just do? -Phoebe: I licked my arm, what?
你在干什么？ -我舔了我的手臂，怎么样？
Ross: It's breast milk! -Phoebe: So?
那是母乳！ -又怎么样？
Rachel: Phoebe, that is juice squeezed from a person.
菲比，那是从另一个人身上挤出的汁。
Joey: What is the big deal?
有什么大不了的？
Chandler: What did you just do?
你刚刚在干什么？
Ross: Can people stop drinking the breast milk?
大家能不能不要喝母乳了？
Phoebe: You won't even taste it? -Ross: No.
你连尝都不尝？ -不会。
Phoebe: Not even if you just pretend it's milk? -Ross: Not even if Carol's breast had a picture of a missing child on it.
即使假装那是牛奶也不会吗？ -就算卡萝的乳房上帖了牛奶寻人广告都不行！
Monica: Where is everybody? -Rachel: They took Ben to the park. Where have you been?
大家到哪里去了？ -他们带班去公园了，你去哪里了？
Monica: Just out. Had some lunch. Just me. A little quality time with me. Thanks for your jacket. -Rachel: Oh, no problem.
出去了。吃了午餐。只有我一个人。与自己共度美好时光。谢谢你的外套。 -哦，别客气。
Rachel: You can borrow it, by the way. Here are your keys, honey. Mon, if you were at lunch alone, how come it cost you $53?
顺便说下，你也可以借这个。给你的钥匙，亲爱的。莫妮卡，如果你一个人吃午餐，怎么会要五十三块？
Monica: You know what probably happened? Someone musta stolen my credit card.
你知道大概发生什么事吗？ -定有人偷了我的信用卡。
Rachel: And sorta just put the receipt back in your pocket?
然后把收据放回你口袋？
Monica: That is an excellent excellent question. That is excellent.
这是个非常好的问题。真的非常好。
Rachel: Monica, what's with you? Who'd you have lunch with?
莫妮卡，你怎么了？跟谁吃午餐？
Monica: Judy. -Rachel: Who? -Monica: Julie. -Rachel: What? -Monica: Jody.
茱蒂。 -谁？ -茱莉。 -什么？ -裘迪。
Rachel: You were with Julie?
你跟茱莉在一起？
Monica: Look, when it started I was just trying to be nice to her because she was my brother's girlfriend. And then, one thing led to another and, before I knew it, we were...shopping.
听我说，刚开始我只是想对她友善点，因为她是我哥哥的女友。然后我还没发现，事情就接二连三发生了……我们就……去购物了