Monica: What you guys don't understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it.
你们男生不懂的是，对于我们而言，亲吻和其他任何部分一样重要。
Joey: Yeah, right!...Serious?
没错！当真？
Phoebe: Oh, yeah!
喔，当然。
Rachel: Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.
你想了解的一切全在初吻之中。
Monica: Absolutely.
没错。

Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, you know? I mean it's like the standup comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
对我们而言，亲吻就像是开场。你们知道吗？就像是Pink Floyd出场前，你得耐着性子先看完单口相声。
Ross: Yeah, and and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's just thatthat...that's not why we bought the ticket.
对，而且我们并非讨厌单口相声，只是那不是我们买票的原因。
Chandler: You see the problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again,y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic...basically just trying to stay awake.
然而问题在于，演唱会结束后，不论表演有多精采，你们女生总还想再看单口相声。明白吗？我的意思是，我们在车里，努力地冲出塞车区，主要是为了保持清醒。
Rachel: Yeah, well, word of advice: Bring back the comedian.Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone.
好吧，那么提一个建议：叫单口相声再度上场。否则下次你们就会发现自己只能坐家里独自听唱片。
Joey: (pause) Are we still talking about sex?
我们还在谈论性吗？
Ross: No, it's good, it is good, it's just that mm doesn't she seem a little angry?
不，这样很好，这样很好，只是她看起来难道不是有点生气吗？
Marsha: Well, she has issues.
她有麻烦事。
Ross: Does she?
她有吗？
Marsha: She can try to live with "Mr. hey I'm Evolving".He's out banging other women over the head with a club, while she sits at home trying to get the mastodon smell out of the carpet!
她可以试着和"有染先生"生活在一起。他在外头乱搞女人，而她却待家里设法去除地毯上乳齿象的气味。
Ross: Marsha, these are cave people. Okay? They have issues like: "Gee, that glacier's getting kind of close. " See?
玛莎，他们是穴居人，好不好？他们关心的问题是：天呐，冰川愈来愈接近了。明白吗？
Marsha: Speaking of issues, isn't that your exwife?
谈到麻烦事，那不是你前妻吗？
Ross: (trying to ignore her) No. No. Marsha: Yes, it is. Carol! Hi!
（试图装作没看见）不，不是。是的，就是。你好，卡萝。
Ross: Okay, okay, yes, it is. (waves) How about I'll, uh, catch up with you in the Ice Age.
好吧，好吧，是，是她。我会到冰河期去找你怎么样。