What kind of friend would I be, if I didn't help you out of this mess you're in?

如果我不帮你走出泥潭，那我算哪门子朋友？——《吸血鬼日记》

Every single time that he's gone off the rails in the past,his best friend Lexi's been the one to bring him back.

过去每一次当他误入歧途的时候，都是他的好朋友莱西把他来回来的。——《吸血鬼日记》

They say at the end of your life, you regret the stuff you didn't do more than the stuff that you did.

别人都说，人到了暮年，比起自己干过的事，会更后悔没有干过一些事情。——《生活大爆炸》

I'm not one of thoes guys, who sneaks around and sleep with more than one women.

我不是那种朝三暮四拈花惹草的男人。——《生活大爆炸》

Maybe the only real problem we have is we got married so young.

也许唯一的真正的问题在于，我们结婚的时候太年轻了。——《行尸走肉》

I'm sorry, hon—Men can be jerks.

很遗憾，亲爱的，男人有时就是混蛋。——《行尸走肉》

Temptation comes to all of us, whether or not we succumb depends on our ability to recognize its disguise.

每个人都会受到诱惑，我们是否屈服与诱惑决定于我们识破其伪装的能力。——《绝望主妇》

I got an eye for human behavior.

我有双洞察事物的眼睛。——《绝望主妇》