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This may sound strange but for years I've pretended to be married.

My wife beats me in front of my kids.

No!

I know how wrong it is. But there is no strings attached and nobody gets hurt.

Once we get married, I think she'd stop talking.

Can you put this wedding band on a true heart?

That's what it feels like!

I swear to God, I can see myself ended up with this girl.

Did you say what I think you just said?

How about I take your number and you can take me out on a proper birthday?

I've got a business card in my pocket.

What's this?

A circle?

Just tell her truth.

Let me practice; you'll be her.

Oh good, okay, hold on.

Anyways, I wear this fake wedding ring.

You are a pig.

I uh…

Just tell her you're getting a divorce.

It' s over. We're gonna sign the papers in a couple of days, and...

OK, I just need to hear it from her.

You wanna, ur...? What do you mean?

I need to meet her.

How about if she texts you? Would that be good?

I cannot believe I'm doing this.

I wanna create the illusion I had a hot first wife, not like this.

OK, come on, let's go.

Is that her?

Hello Boring.

Why are you wearing that.

I'm just playing the part.

I give you my blessing.

I have to twitter all my friends.

Oh gosh, I forgot, you are 15.

Ou, Did you just kick me?

No, did you? Did you kick her? Why did you kick her?

From Colombia pictures.

Hello, honey, you know how I feel about your selling your brother's stuff on eBay.

Hey, hey, hey, take that in the car.

You would think,

You have kids?

We have sort of a little bit of children, right?

Adam Sandler and Jennifer Anniston.

My kids? Have you completely lost your mind?

My pride and joy Kiki D. and Mark,

Hi, you guys.

Oh, that man put his peepee on my face.

He put his face on my peepee.

Danny!

Just go with it.

Yeah, I'd create a fake family for that.

Give me some fake hugs right now and laugh aloud.

I will be there in a minute, OK?

影片简介

片名：冒牌老公 Just Go With It 或冒牌妻子 及 随波逐流

类别：爱情|喜剧

地区：美国

主演：詹妮弗·安妮斯顿 | 亚当·桑德勒 | 妮可·基德曼

导演： 丹尼斯·杜根

上映日期：2011年2月11日

男主角丹尼是个整形医生，同时还是个爱情游戏者，他泡妞的方法比较与众不同，在酒吧、商场或者任何一个搭讪场合，他都以退为进的戴上婚戒，忧伤的告诉美女们：我被我老婆甩了欺负了。女人都爱受伤的男人，于是他每次都全胜而归。可是在他摸爬滚打了很久后，忽然看到了自己的梦中情人，这一次他决定来真的了，可惜，他忘记把道具销毁了，于是姑娘在他的口袋里又发现了婚戒。于是丹尼的助手也就是詹妮弗·安妮斯顿饰演的一个戴眼镜不打扮的宅女被拉入了这场谎言，扮演丹尼的前妻。所以，这部爱情片的重点不仅是真爱，还有关“前妻大变身”，安妮斯顿得负责贡献出自己的孩子做演员，另外还得让自己从宅女变身为性感前妻。