漫画和对白


Rat: Are you watching the art history channel?

Gee: Shhh...I’m trying to hear this.

Rat: Ooh...What’s that guy’s problem?

Goat: That painting called “the scream.”

Pig: Why’s he screaming?

Gee: I don’t know. Can I watch this?

Rat: He probably got tired of that Moaning Lisa.

Pig: Geez.. Why was Lisa moaning?

Rat: I think she saw that Van Gogh guy cut his ears off.

Gee: Okay... Forget it. You two know absolutely nothing about art and if you had any sense, you’d be embarrassed by how stupid you sound. I’m leaving.

Pig: So why’d he cut his ears off?

Rat: I guess he didn’t want to hear all that screaming.
词汇注释
channel n. 频道

guy n. 家伙

scream n. 尖叫

get tired of 厌烦

Moaning Lisa (谐音)蒙娜丽莎

moan vi. 呻吟；抱怨

Van Gogh 梵高

know nothing about 一无所知

embarrassed adj. 尴尬的

stupid adj. 愚蠢的
参考译文
Rat:你在看介绍艺术历史的频道吗？

Pig:恩，我打算听下。

Rat:那家伙出什么问题了？

Pig:那幅画叫做《惊声尖叫》。

Rat:他为什么尖叫呢？

Pig:我不知道。我们能看看吗？

Rat:他可能讨厌蒙娜蒙娜。

Pig:那丽莎为什么抱怨呢？

Rat:我想是因为她看见梵高将他的耳朵切掉了。

Gee:忘了你们说过的话。你们两个对艺术一无所知，如果你们知道一些，你们都为会自己的愚蠢而感到脸红。我要走了。

Pig:他为什么要把耳朵切掉呢？

Rat:我猜他是不想听到尖叫声。