给南瓜做手术
日期:2023-04-21 14:11

(单词翻译:单击)

 MP3点击下载
]7V(hjJbONEz;7L2g|daO6#2F[!*#5%)Tt

You suck at cooking, yeah you totally suck.

tEW@+8n99&

你的厨艺弱爆了,完全弱爆了!oL,(]9&YmNpNKs~

]435eQa;RP

Sharpie.

zDSDnHcQIGbkp5sNdBz

记号笔Y]O1at)n+*@

sDkwR[GPHcD;

Pumpkin Knife.

bB+SNJgaVBz~#3+k

南瓜刀hvxG|wv(EhM!^_uv

bN|v.OmGj%SX!n)

Scissors.

gH&~Y|Cgvi1y

剪刀bE,39.dC)BwW

l[m(&S*A=uU

Lets give him some nice bangs.

3yHqnZH%MoJI~Z-,Zs

给他剪个漂亮刘海3-PAAM&&Aq43

2jw)76XH18h

Bedpan.

0Pmz_3;XOlnd2481@A

便盆(=CkfNYeQ&e

%UGT~MwnMDF

Toothbrush.

NaO44R1!ll5yn

牙刷p4lV~EXU0dbW.;cq2f

Go[;yUR=tx

Can anybody tell me why we operated through the face?

ZU0jgB&q7)uX[b.

谁来告诉我,为什么要在脸上做手术?

fyzm-Yc]c&J

Oh, here we go.

g|O|RYf*g3e

哦,找到了[a[apE(EaVS-1V

_I2@T1-)yubt9

That's what we're looking for. Gonna be very careful with these things.

lkb%sr!;nyWDm

找的就是这个WCUzc%NoGMmT。对这东西要很小心n(qe,gonUd!^)A~[b|MN

FAfx.hfThaIQEU.N,l(0

Usually you should put a big ball of tape on one end.

hB&eYl[iI#

一般应该在一头缠一大坨胶带2~CO6.hrSaPGB#ES9

,.a,gqRxAg5=[5J)p

I DO NOT like that sound. Can you pitch that down a bit please?

,vOAh#eDTw2Da1

我不喜欢这个声音,你能把声音调低一点吗?

l,SLQ63&a,XeIMD

Thank you.

L(K27ugJ5NLHXL.,KRKg

多谢tlKfa1=1c_N~KPG3kM

N4*M!3atF7=uR|B2c

Um, clamp

7ZMNDdMCYk

嗯,止血钳B+TMJg5sUX

-;Q,^i~*ta

Its having no effect. We're losing him!

A6X82f0egf-@@

没有用,他快不行了!

|v)UP_PNJOy@um

Suction! Gimme suction!

EPLJtTLI@~Y

抽吸器,给我抽吸器!

UG~9Db,d!]#uAx#i!6um

Gimme the banana. Maybe that's what he was living for.

|&4QyLyeqw)*d;qo=

把香蕉给我,他可能就是靠香蕉活着D7W4l*5h(gaB|U

7&nAnUkGCp]Z.*L

Lets get that back in there.

D.P_e=p4#C

我把香蕉放回去DWq6Y@.xvI

0!;O*%]o8M

No! Not on my watch!

N5(E#*sv]&vHZJD

不要啊,放过我的手表!

NmHPwoM1cw

Just got this thing. Lysol wipe. This thing cost me 10 bucks.

BDD.8I*MsV-YN!0aGTN

这可是我刚买的A]ods!j5^F_)X~6*。消毒湿纸巾3HoGkPL,xLw#。这手表可花了我10块大洋.j2owu6Qy[c

n)9_lwEmJ[d1uR1B

Well, we did what we could. Could only do so much.

(4IJ,mdZwnm6

唉,我们尽力了,只能做到这个地步了~[8&Xp(lNuGi|

*s!=l3sZo]QC]1a]BqZ

[Glove fart]

(pDbCjH~FNRs|zo

[手套放屁]

BQ;~HNjzNtr6

Lets get you patched up.

8KIx5U[oiQ#^oc@XB

再把你缝上QH[zR[TSe73kXBb

f8;|PKg5eJ

I'm starving.

jjD%!])C!dUy;G

我好饿@]~[XDfMZ@|l2+~RAQ8

0oBLoQSmNn*#s2tZl

Well, there's really no need to waste these. So

j7ua=&]9Hq644frE

没必要浪费这些南瓜籽,所以

Qby+YW~I6@]%4D40(d

what we're going to do is start to separate the seeds from the goop and the hair.

U6divilyxN

我们接下来要做的就是把南瓜籽和南瓜瓤分开,还要挑出头发H!~V*#|Kl9A

dj4Md@p+quVieZWi(Kv+

Just wanna pull the goop off I guess. I've never done this before.

B7D&pYlWre[L

直接把瓤揪下来就行了,我之前没干过这个.g-XU0qA_n

DY1@SrdtJs0l

Sounds like being at a casino.

;&|]8x,LknqF1RT]

感觉像在赌场里+gBLQ9TYPAEroon)J

]u,_dRjq1#S0

Put some water in here.

i8]f..M,K*

碗里接点水qNvHH0iRzSKWtE

[smI3d@+I!&V

Give these seeds a nice bubble bath. The goops gonna kinda fall to the bottom.

63z)UJ-+Q^9Q%V

给南瓜籽洗个泡泡浴,黏黏的瓤应该会沉到碗底^6J-ZoJg@]E8euQKUk|i

vI[l]c#-qM((tUK!

Take a pan. Spreading these out.

NgOoZJhwuq3f3RKLH^

拿个烤盘,把南瓜籽铺开7AzG9.jCDcoJVip.!F

TPx1hl)L=AsV4Jq

Some olive oil. Some fresh salt...

o)JVj[Xz_u.E_

一点橄榄油,一点盐S1)*vGy7~voICY,,&,

;MAuMSQBjL_Ln=aNmz

I'm going to try doing half with smoked paprika.

^aWW(bOja9b=7Xv

我准备试试一半用红辣椒粉,

q48@nSU(|P.J_y

I'm going to do half with a little curry powder over here.

YIYAw[6Q1d

另一半用一点咖喱粉pCtN26^r6N&(

|kFsV^w@OTBoIx-H|&

Mix that side. Mix this side.

.KEX2]N7HOkpLE%+fQp,

把这边拌一拌,这边也拌一拌*Y0ikIo2+MKw

.AIH*D6%p2#[

This feel really watery. I probably should have dried them But I don't know what I'm doing.

H]xb,=~ilrW7k_W

感觉还有很多水分,可能应该先风干一下的,我也不知道我在干什么IueHMD.=722_s

]|KrF8f,c1od#eTr

And you know what? Lets just mix some in the middle, a little bit of both.

8C54inoK1u

要不这样?把中间混合一下,两种味道都有Fe=!3T]k-z

_8v%5|cK5rJgr*ub35

It'll be like a spectrum of flavor. Great.

9c=dgeAEYA)Jt;=

这样味道就有一个渐变的感觉|tbGZC6aQMWaLShM。赞赞0=!P0WxcwowqY=m97

2]qL=Rbc.,H

Onions on 350.

1MO0YKn-ZYz

烤箱350度(J(,gAUq3tIP4RK%nU

ep4In,Wo[3[^U2;

And we're just gonna put those on the rack.

1F^28Ab&2y!~chkrG

放到烤架上V&_1ijYeG*kpV%e

[%mM9cP.;q2=2

And keep an eye on them for about 10 minutes.

B*3IneuoMc

看着它们烤大约10分钟1PvrRY)m!H*L%H9Fu

Ztp8[M;U(K

This isn't the worst time to be think about cleaning up the operating theater.

2f@.G#-H^vu(-S3p|P

现在清理一下手术室也可以FMlk~!927#

3v^rCV-zv#.e%f;

Don't know if I need to, but I'm gonna just wrestle them up a little bit.

V!YjMaNB5mDuj0&lER

不知道是不是有必要,但我要把它们翻一下lE&[)dHN3%vJR;uf6)J

|sGwYpv+aL]+nSRG

These are looking, starting to look golden.

!aW&wggQq3]%

这些南瓜籽看起来,开始看起来有些金灿灿的感觉了vcsQ+0Y=gI~

D!31d!qJUAaLuyk2=

Lets try one for the sake of taste purposes.

#7iPDz&0Z(1KJEr

尝一个,试试味道3Ns]~)F@U[rs(VH

EEt^55mfQQN[RIwA

Ow! Why did I do that?

P686]g^~hvqVW_gh

啊! 我找死啊?

2mqnB|+5*LNk

Just look at it. Marvel.

i)9p=1G~~Y

看看,太厉害了L82;kuOdDt0U_[c-DE&j

8z(.P7kRsL=

Extra crispy. I like it.

H)(vABPCTFK.AKGgrk

超级酥脆,我喜欢s35itx76=1R33P

yUgyqnS;Pk+z!

And that maybe took 15 minutes. Its probably because I put too much olive oil

ndjZ@WyonyY(-=gfnO

刚才烤了差不多15分钟wjB[NKLFAXz+i。可能因为我橄榄油倒多了dNOfR*J6-O1-m

E4f!Wdw|8&Y)a]0)U^o

I didn't put enough spice on. Can hardly taste it.

9WW|RRc*=!Wz%_gG7NDd

佐料加得不够,基本上尝不到味道;]qtb!jYr%

h4J9cy@,X~7zD4

So put more than that much spice.

bg-7,RG#JW

所以要多加点佐料!IUV!|(uL43y

Qq#%Z1*p01Y],

The pumpkin seeds are delicious. But now I have to do the hard part.

S6]c0,nq_uoK[9a

南瓜籽很好吃,但是,现在最难的环节来了8sh8nDakvAOHh(mJ

y~+iKTjy.szXkxf_

Biggest challenge of the job is informing the family.

86M6s_,XgIOpShY

最大的挑战就是通知家属Gqhg3,d[sY-vdGCGY

b|1%gz#J(H#lXW

Protocol states you have to say dead or or died twice to make sure they understand.

%!r[aj)*AyBZ8TEG%B

规定说必须要说两遍"死了"或"去世",他们才能反应过来#iU5ObTbtHy_g=jx

PR|zg%|17UW^EEc

Chalupa Burrito.

OvkC&S+LZN7mxH

这里是查鲁帕墨西哥饼lvpcY58aiNM

3e~BvKyvR98DNMP.h2

Hey, can I get a large beef with double Chalupa sauce please?

T*_NzRgF-N3X

嗨,我要一大份牛肉加双份查鲁帕酱sdIK(Me.mqt#Zl.UFw

hD8M5G;VO6eiR%i(&

Great, can I have a name please?

ITub02rP|=RTL)d

好的,能告知您的姓名吗?

Bhfy+%E94b+l1ZXIz

Uh, no.

TI02d6;^ZI

呃,不行!@c-Hh2RzPkd;xVImoX

_ibaxK5i5dlg7Hh^k

That'll be ready in 10 minutes.

lrz#BA;Gx#l|DeePoM

将在10分钟后出餐K4Pu#]tDw~pe

s^lF8BMOSy)y

Great, thank you.

g*DSoAeWjASXO*t_A

好的,谢谢C97TaY9Z,mXw,lSm

ll%!slt;-!&sB4g-

Oh yeah, you got to be sensitive.

Eu)hOq[r-XU*ek9A5

好了,要注意照顾家属情绪+*3Jh^ALp*sP2]8a,!kW

@qjZl2LOCP%wqp!gGvG

So guys the bad news is he's dead because he died.

XBayopTxZXnI5G

各位,坏消息是他去世了,因为他死了1VcX8a.Zx,Tk2iC*S5c

pI)-1EYx^5e2L

And the good news is your lifespan is only about 2 weeks long from this point. So

H,o,0XnywUea;WfE

好消息是你们的寿命还有两周左右x!Ip)SnQ+1G-VTR

F3)z4udAfiPg#fY!EX[i

You know you just gotta get out there and live it to the fullest.

pOUDZRf-cf

所以,你们得离开这儿,把生命活出最精彩的样子#RHgPgBRz-E9,ROwzc

e6(hz3ROkm^5CJ

And you know, try not to let it get you down too much, and let me know if you need anything at all.

;nWfn3%,FKPVF![-||#

不要为此太伤心,有任何需要的话随时告诉我,

v&^189&bLw;

You can, you can give me a call. So...

TUY|WI-i9K+Ns%I

可以,可以给我打电话o^,=Y.CSUbqD=,2bO

~sCbfocmx,y,u

Take care guys.

H57l1##=2_G-G)

保重,各位NlRH~ZGxt_&G

6eFyRQN=#[t@prcV(g

You suck at cooking. Oh my god, you suck, you suck at cooking.

ahM-dN&TItInyW@&uz

你的厨艺弱爆了,我的天啊,弱爆了,你的厨艺弱爆了brM77MJYnU6~P4!!

piqS1P1dr)u0.M

Oh my god, you suck so much at cooking. You suck so much.

+Zp~y*0;bIU+v5t^u

我的天,你的厨艺烂透了,烂透了.u+R_Twz7~s+m|6OJ

UbVzyvFf1J|b4M~4~8_ah_W+^Cis5AA;KR)nLV~%nR[,
分享到