(单词翻译:单击)
Guys, the pandemic is still going, and it's affecting all kinds of events and holiday plans.
朋友们，疫情还在继续，影响着各种活动和度假计划。
But some people are more upset than others. Check this out.
但有些人比其他人更难过。看看这个。
You may have seen some disturbing news this week. No, I'm not talking about the pandemic or climate change or mass civil unrest.
这个星期你可能看到了一些令人不安的消息。不，我不是在说疫情、气候变化或大规模的内乱。
Experts are saying we may have to cancel this year's Halloween. I think we can all agree this is the biggest problem we're facing right now.
专家说我们可能不得不取消今年的万圣节。我想我们都认为这是我们现在面临的最大问题。
Greetings. I'm Artemis Duncan Lundquist.
问候语。我是阿耳特米斯·邓肯·隆德奎斯特。
I'm the second bass player for the gothabilly band The Bone Goblins and a lifelong fan of all things hallow's ween.
我是“骨妖精”乐队的第二贝斯手，也是一切与万圣节有关活动的忠实粉丝。
On behalf of all adults who take Halloween seriously, I'm calling on everyone in America to stay inside until October 31st.
我代表所有认真对待万圣节的成年人，呼吁美国所有人都呆在家里直到10月31日。
If we do this, we can stop the virus, but, more importantly,
如果我们这样做，我们可以阻止病毒，但更重要的是，
I'll get to debut the costume I've been making for six months...Steampunk Chuckie from Rugrats.
我要为大家首次展示我只做了六个月的服装，来自《小鬼巴黎行》的蒸汽朋克查基。
For some people, Halloween isn't a big deal, but for people like me, it's the most important day of the year, a time when I truly get to be myself,
对一些人来说，万圣节不是什么大事，但对我这样的人来说，万圣节是一年中最重要的一天，是我真正做回自己的时候，
express my many sides, and the only day of the year my mom's boyfriend lets me wear a cape at the dinner table.
表达我的很多观点，每年只有一天我妈妈的男朋友让我在餐桌上穿斗篷。
So instead of breaking social distancing to go do what happy-go-lucky,
所以与其打破社交距离去做快乐走运的事，
normal people do, like go to CrossFit Pilates class or eat a kombucha salad, why don't you think about people like me?
一般人都喜欢，比如去上普拉提课或者吃康普茶沙拉，你为什么不想想像我这样的人呢？
Adult men whose number-one priority in life is Halloween. So please, everyone, take a cue from one Michael Myers and wear a mask.
对于成年男性而言，他们生活中最重要的事情是万圣节，所以请大家，从迈克尔·迈尔斯身上吸取教训，戴上面具。
Be like Dracula when he's faced with a garlic-coated Van Helsing and keep a safe distance.
就像德古拉面对涂满大蒜的范海辛，保持安全距离。
And do as the Wolf Man famously does and...wash your hands? I didn't have one for the Wolf Man. If you think of one, e-mail me at...Thank you.
像《狼人》那样做，洗手？我没有《狼人》的服装，如果你有好点子，请给我发电邮，谢谢。
And please take COVID seriously, because you can't get the full splendor of my new Jack Skellington gauge earrings over Zoom.
请认真对待疫情，因为你无法通过Zoom视频欣赏到骷髅杰克的仪表耳环。
