(单词翻译:单击)
I follow you on Instagram all the socials, but on Instagram. I like to see what you're up to. It's fun.
我在Instagram上关注了你，但是在Instagram上，我喜欢你发的动向，很有趣感觉。
And you did this thing once that I saw recently where you went axe throwing. Yeah, I was out...
你有一次，我看到你玩斧头了，没错，我出去...
Yeah, I was out with the band. We were playing in the South someplace, and we had a day off.
我和一伙人出去，我们南边的一个地方玩，我们当时出去玩了一天。
And I saw this place where you can throw axes and drink beer.
我看到那个地方可以玩斧头，可以喝啤酒。
So that seemed like a pretty winning combination.
很像是个获胜组合。
No, no, that's a terrible idea. Do you do that often? No, I've never done it before.
不是，这个想法很糟糕，你经常这么做吗？不，我从来没做过。
So I texted everybody in the band, everybody in the crew. There was like maybe, I don't know, 10 guys.
所以我给那伙人都发了短信，所有人，或许有10个人吧。
Nobody wanted to do it with me. So I went by myself and threw axes and... Drank beer? Drank beer, yeah.
没人想和我一起做，所以我自己去了，我玩斧头，然后喝啤酒，喝啤酒，没错。
And it was fun? It was fun, yeah. I liked it. There's something very satisfying about it.
有趣吗？有趣呢，我喜欢，你会有一种满足感。
You actually posted a video. Here is Kevin Bacon axe throwing. Take a look at this. Come on!
你还上传了视频，下面是凯文·贝肯投斧头，来看看，哦哦。
I mean, that was good. I mean, I don't know. I was saying to you backstage,
我的意思是很棒，我不知道，我是在后台和你说的。
I know it looks cool and everything because you're like, Come on. But I didn't see you throw an axe.
我知道看起来很棒，所有人都是真棒，但我没看你投斧头。
No, you don't actually see... I see an axe land and you enter from a different angle.
没有，你没看到，我只看到了斧头投射，然后你从另一个不同的角度进入的。
There's conspiracies. You like pop up from under the axe.
这里有阴谋，你喜欢在斧头下面出现。
Yeah, I know. I know. Come on! Look at what I threw! It came from over there. I know, I know.
我知道的，我知道，好吧，看看你投掷了什么，是来自那里的，我知道，我知道。
How do we know it's you throwing it? Well, first off, there was nobody there to shoot the video for me,
我们如何知道是你投掷的？首先，没有人为我录制视频。
so I had to take the phone and set it up on the edge of the ax-throwing booth or whatever,
所以我要拿着手机，然后放在投掷斧头的台子上，不管是哪里吧，
because I was alone, as I already established. How sad.
因为我是一个人，因为我已经搭建好了，太悲哀了。
And so, I realized after I posted it that there is absolutely no evidence that I actually can throw an axe.
后我意识到，当我上传视频时，没人可以证明是我投掷的。
And I'm not sure if I can. I don't know. Well, there's one way to find out.
我不确定我是否可以，我不知道，有一种证明的方式。
Do you want to see if you can hit a bull's-eye right now. You want to do it? We got it set up. Come on.
你想看看你是否可以集中圆心吗，你想试试吗？我们准备好了，来吧。
Come on, you got to try it. I'll give you three shots. I'll give you three chances. Alright, let's do this.
来吧，你来试试，我让你投掷三次，给你三次机会，好吧，看看。
Here we go, come on. What are these axes? Wait a second.
来吧，来吧，斧头在哪里？等一下。
These have rubber tips on them. Can I take off the rubber? No, you have to leave the rubber tips on.
这个上面是橡胶吸嘴，我可以将橡胶拿走吗？不行，你必须留着这个橡胶。
The rubber will never...Is that comedy? No. Exactly, right? No. A little joke at my expense. For safety.
橡胶不会，这个很滑稽吗？不，一点都不，这是拿我取笑吗，为了安全。
Kevin Bacon throwing an axe. Alright, there's one. That's one. Can I keep the rubber tip?
凯文·贝肯扔斧头，好吧，第一个，第一个哦，我能留着橡胶吗？
Alright, that's number one. Here we go. Kevin Bacon throwing an axe.
好吧，第一个，来了，凯文·贝肯扔斧头。
Come on! He's a dangerous man! He's a dangerous man! That's how you do it!
哦哦，他是个危险的人，危险的人，你就是这么做的！
Kevin Bacon, everybody! Check out his new podcast. The Last Degree of Kevin Bacon on Spotify!
凯文·贝肯，朋友们，别忘了看他的新播客，在Spotify上收听“凯文·贝肯的最后学位”。
We'll be right back with Tan France. Stick around.
不要走开，一会来到节目的是谭·法郎士。
