(单词翻译:单击)
It's Christmas, a time when friends and family come together to celebrate the season.
今天是圣诞,是朋友们和家人聚在一起的时刻,来庆祝这一节日 。
It's been a great night, but it's getting late and your guests just aren't leaving.
这个夜晚很精彩,但越来越晚了,但你的客人还没走 。
And that's when you realize mistletoe isn't edible. Oh! Oh, that's a good one, Jimbo!
这是你发现槲寄生不能吃,哦哦,这个不错,金博!
You've given them all the hints, like commenting on the time...
你给了他们暗示,比如提到了时间 。
Can you guys believe it's 11:00 p.m. already? I got nowhere to be.
你们不敢相信现在都11点了,我没有其它地方要去 。
...over-the-top yawning...Ughhhhh. I don't know. Ugh! Ughh!! You've even tried standing up and announcing,
高声的打哈切声,啊....我不知道,啊....啊....你甚至试过站起来宣布 。
Well, I guess I should be going, since it's so late. Wait, I live here. I'm not the one who should be leaving.
我猜我们该走了,因为太晚了,等一下,我住在这里,我不是那个该走的人 。
Well, I guess I should be goin', since it's so late. Wait. I live here! I'm not the one who should be leaving.
我觉得我该走了,因为我晚了,等一下,我住在这里,我不是该走的人 。
Oh, boy, someone had a little too much alcohol. Sit down, there, Cap'n. Sit down.
老天啊,有人看来有点喝醉了,坐下吧,船长,坐下吧 。
When all of those still don't work, it's time for the newest scent from Yankee Candle's Holiday Collection.
当这些都不管用时,那就到了杨基蜡烛节日系列的最新香味了 。
Introducing the Get the out of my house candle.
我们推出了“让你出去”蜡烛 。
It's the uninviting, new fragrance that will let your guests know it's time to get the out of your house.
这是一个不受欢迎的最新香味,它会让你的客人知道是时候走了 。
Simply light the candle, and within minutes, unwanted guests will be a thing of the past. Oh, my God.
只要点燃蜡烛,在几分钟之内,客人久坐不走将成为历史,老天啊 。
What's that smell? You mean the Christmas spirit? No, smells like hot garbage, like someone microwaving garbage. Oh!
这是啥味道?你是说圣诞精神?不是,味道很像热乎乎的垃圾,很像有人微波垃圾,哦哦 。
I'm sorry. I just remembered I have a thing. It's, um...It's my dog's ballet recital. Oh, fun.
对不起,我记得我还有事情,那个,是我小狗的芭蕾独奏会,哦,有趣 。
We should do this again. Okay. Now available in a variety of fragrances, including Old Shrimp, Sweaty Crocs,
我们应该再做一次,好吧,如今有多种香味可以选择,包括老虾味,甜味卡骆驰,
Hot Broccoli in a Ziplock Bag, Egg Fart, and New Jersey. Any one of these are sure to leave your guests with a headache,
自封袋里的热西兰花,蛋屁还有新泽西,肯定有客人因为头疼而离开,
wondering, Did I put on deodorant? Hey, I think I'm gonna get going.
肯定在想,我是抹了除臭剂?嗨,我觉得我应该走了 。
No, you just got here seven hours ago. Stay. I'm just gonna go run to the hospital.
不吧,你刚来7个小时,待在这里,我们要跑着去医院 。
Whatever you think is best. Yeah, okay. Scatter. Scatter.
不管你怎么想都是最佳选择,好吧,散了,散了 。
This Christmas, let your guests know it's time to leave.
这个圣诞,让你的客人知道该走了 。