We're going to take turns.
我们将采取轮流方式7OyXdWl25ekQ。
Three facts about us are going to pop up in the screen.
关于我们的三个事实将会出现在屏幕上9~^1yun@I1olOkC。
Two of them are lies, and one will be real.
其中两个是谎言，一个是事实.fT+!Z&3e]-N。
We have to guess which one is true about the other. Are you ready, Helen Mirren?
我们必须猜测哪一个对另一个是正确的I#&TTAoNK18(Dvi。准备好了吗，海伦·米伦？
Are you ready? Yeah.
准备好了？是的
My guilty pleasure is watching Jersey Shore, with a tequila on ice.
我的罪恶感是看泽西海岸，冰镇的龙舌兰酒VJLgzS3Pw@1zHJ++RO(i。
Number two
第二个
I got a tattoo when I was really drunk. There's a theme going on here.
我喝醉的时候纹了文身[3K+UiDL_(po=&me~。文身上有一句话dR+jySMalaW1W8hovEz。
Number three
第三个
I got pulled over for driving on the wrong side of the road, not while drunk.
我因为在相反的方向开车而被拦了下来，不是喝醉的时候R&Ix0*z*.sF7。
The truth is--Jersey Shore,
事实是-泽西海岸，
tattoo when I was really drunk, pulled over for driving--wrong side of the road.
纹身的时候我真的喝醉了，把车开错了路停在路边t6MV(SNN47CXxxx。
The third one. Wrong.
第三个，错了
Which one? What's that? Oh, you got a tattoo when you were really drunk?
哪一个？那是什么？哦，你喝醉的时候文身了吗？
Yes. Wait, what is that? It's two X's? No, it's two V's. It's two V's?
是的*V#n%)y1Xig#)。等等，那是什么？是两个的X吗？不，是两个V的U.*vZEUo4e2ck。是两个V的？
I got it done on an Indian Reservation in Minnesota.
我在明尼苏达州的印第安保留地做的7s2Q0xL_8tW!!;n。
OK. And I was very, very drunk. OK, great.
好吧YG=41DfU~+xreZ07L#。我喝得烂醉如泥,|&]Yovvvx。好的，很好mV=rxnkt0%W(+Nh9R。
OK, now-- And I love it. my turn.
好了，现在-我爱死它了zBL.IV[Q8k^-L~0=G+]。轮到我了HzK6gu0Tq*dmf+g。
Yes, you're turn. My turn. You go. OK, so one of these is a truth. OK?
是的，轮到你了LazcbbTTZ9HMIqG。轮到我了rGro-N%vj2@5zUON。你走吧Plzec_2++3r9D。好吧，其中一个是事实LR*12RN6Wj7z#@c*s。好吗？
Number one, I once went camping with Liam Neeson in a tiny tent.
第一，我曾经和Liam Neeson一起在一个小帐篷里露营0%p|pXKP)+Krm1%。
OK. Number one, I have a piece of Ariana Grande's hair.
好的3=v0rl^9[~。第一，我有一头阿丽亚娜·格兰德的头发[Qi8I-sojGR2+3lpx。
I was arrested for stealing a turkey sandwich.
我因为偷火鸡三明治而被捕EPI9ni9S52eUlQ。
I sprained my ankle doing the electric slide at a wedding.
我在婚礼上做电动滑梯时扭伤了脚踝uqpc^+H&NCly&_。
Oh, I go for Ariana. No.
噢，我喜欢艾瑞安娜FVuL@H;.Bus!。不
Oh. You didn't get that noise when you got it wrong.
哦dd96C3OZ-q%Mn。你弄错的时候没有听到那声音sieFX*Lbv_bT。

It's because I'm the host and you're the guest.
因为我是主持人而你是嘉宾3avU]vEmN|E%k#dNvgr。
Then it must be the last one.
这个是最后一个了2rBYVNM[Jg+HVHO。
That's the truth, I sprained my ankle?
是真的，我扭伤了脚踝？
Yes. Nope. I was arrested for stealing a turkey sandwich.
是的)^6,!!d^5w%29]t.。不是,,=sa^0=s;Iw5(nSvCWx。我因为偷火鸡三明治而被捕YYb6A^V#ky#g4R8Cfj。
No. Yes. I would never have said that.
不是T*=70a.ns6MpVi&.M,。是的bmfx!Gx&p&pMtQx。我绝对不会那么说的W1@_kx2yti_FRcc。
Yeah. That is so funny. Did you do time?
是的xLR!S%O0tqbRzalRp=zz。太有趣了UlRA[tpSrCeI)wH@。你坐过牢吗？
No, I did about 20 minutes, until my friend bailed me out with $100.
不，我在里面待了了20分钟，直到我的朋友用100美元保释了我.~R|*7rz#y+5,0。
Awe, did you steal the turkey sandwich?
啊，你偷了火鸡三明治吗？
I was 18, in college, and I had no money-- I know. --and I was starving.
我18岁，在大学，我没有钱，我知道我都快饿死了UEvFcw,09gxMjC!,;QX。
So anyway, here we go.
总之，我们开始吧S-R-ifJPsMUlrhwDy。
I forgot my Oscar in the bathroom at an after-party, and Meryl Streep found it
我在派对后把奥斯卡忘在浴室里了，梅丽尔·斯特里普找到了它
and took it home with her. No-- I can tap dance.
把它带回家了wP[zYSPe^PU。不，我可以跳踢踏舞L#kdrLOwAHZY1s。
My celebrity crush is Vin Diesel.
我的偶像是范·迪塞尔W9v|4KsB.[)=b9Q57MPD。
I can't imagine it's Vin Diesel. Not because of him, just because
我无法想象是范·迪塞尔ki9d0~0d9qj3Lh;Z。不是因为他，只是因为
I can't see that. So I'm going to say,
我看不出来|3Gft,hjB2.RS;FRn。所以我要说的是，
number one. You forgot your Oscar and blah, blah, blah.
第一，你忘了你的奥斯卡什么的.kEe[c]v2J3GkdSi。
Totally wrong. I love Vin Diesel.
完全错了UqyL,3_xqDmJ;~。我爱范·迪塞尔fi-LgEo]oy+P~z。
Oh, really?
噢，真的吗？
Oh, look at that. That's amazing. That is great. Wow.
噢，看看那个5[6,(Uj[Cr&S。太神奇了O!dp*3p[VPoYli1g*c]。太好了[QL^j83(K4(5)%Fu^q[J。哇gfk8Sx4peEYe。
I love that. Yeah, your turn. OK.
我喜欢这样wXl!5QTEWdZ,vb。是啊，轮到你了z==12#h~9q[jztSn4X。好的4S3!3t-r1q[K5q&rw5E。
We're out of time. What's that?
我们没时间了2J|s28tuH%-EcoNPZE。那是什么？
We're out of time. Great, we're out of time.
我们没时间了QQ3S1|Q]+0xc。好吧，我们没时间了uTI=nw[_2UvYzw_,。
Oh, no. We can't do I once spent my night in a brothel.
哦，不vt8;E(gASF~dviDc%t。我们做不到，我曾经在妓院过夜.^)YPnCP1!S。
OK. That was fantastic and so much fun.
好吧~f0JIgfpmr。那真是太妙了，太有趣了)^vQ;z-Vms-。
Ladies and gentleman, Catherine the Great premieres Monday at 10:00 on HBO. We'll be right back.
女士们先生们，《凯瑟琳大帝》于星期一晚上10点在HBO首映W1)P9pD6qiXp*j*)_.。我们马上回来bbQ1]#8T_L*F。