Hello, good evening, and welcome to the late late show.
大家晚上好 欢迎来到柯登深夜秀
I hope you had a great weekend. Thanks for coming in. Let's get to the news.
希望你们周末愉快 谢谢你们能来 让我们来看看新闻吧
Prident trump is lashed out again after being criticized for using the presidency to drive business to his own property.
川普被批评利用总统职位来发展自己的商业赚钱后再次受到抨击
Donald trump defended himself in a tweet storm this morning ending with, i am far beyond somebody paying for a hotel room for the evening.
今早 他在一场推特风暴中为自己辩护 最后是这样说的 我远远不是那种晚上付酒店房间钱的人
These radical left democrats are crazy. Obama Netflix?
这些激进的左翼民主党人疯了 奥巴马网飞门吗
And then obama was like yeah, i can't, i'm busy that night, sorry.
然后奥观海就想说 我不能 那一夜我很忙的 抱歉
Now Trump was apparently referring to the fact that Barack Obama recently signed a television deal with Netflix.
现在特朗普显然指的是最近与网飞签署了一项电视协议的事情
Because nothing says i don't care about profiting from my presidency like being insanely jealous of a guy who is proflting from his presidency.
因为没有什么比疯狂地嫉妒一个正靠着总统职位发达的家伙 更能说明我不在乎从我的总统职位上获利了
Although when it comes to screening trump prefers Hulu to Netflix.
尽管在影视方面，特朗普更喜欢葫芦网而不是网飞%mMV7!#9EJ(BJV9M*)^。
He does, although he thinks the handmaid's tail is a comedy.
是的 他认为 世纪滴血这个片子是个喜剧
In other news nearly 50,000 autoworkers have gone on strike against general motors.
另一则消息 接近50000汽车工人罢工反对通用汽车公司
America's largest car manufacturer. There will be no more chevies or buicks.
这个美国最大的汽车生产商 他们不会再生产更多的雪佛兰或别克了
And obviously this will hit america's recently divorced uncles the hardest.
很明显 这个事情最受伤的是美国最近离婚的叔叔们
General motors claims that the strike won't affect the company at all.
通用汽车声称 罢工完全不会影响公司
I'm not so sure. Have you seen their latest model?
我不太确定 你们看了他们最新的汽车款式吗
This is the new chevy silverado strike edition. That is the strike edition.
这是全新的雪弗兰西尔维拉多罢工版本 这是罢工版本

And this is a crazy story.
接下来是个疯狂的故事
A california woman recently woke up from a dream where she was in a high speed train chase.
近日 美国加州一名女子从一场高速列车追逐的梦中醒来
And in the dream her fiance told her to protect her engagement ring by swallowing it.
在梦里面 她的未婚夫告诉她 为了保护婚戒 把它吞进肚子里
But here's the thing. The next morning, she couldn't find it, long story short, yep.
但是事情是这样的 第二天早上 她找不到戒指了 长话短说吧 是的
She actually swallowed the ring.
她真的把戒指吞了下去
Her fiance was like see, i knew this would happen, that is why i got you the smaller diamond.
她的未婚夫说 我知道你会把它吞下去 这就是为什么我给你买了钻石小的戒指
The good news is she recovered the ring and even better if the engagement doesn't last she is never going to have to give that ring back.
好消息是她找到了戒指 更好的是 如果订婚告吹的话 她就不会把戒指还回去了
But like yeah, no, no, i'm good, you keep that, i'm all right.
就好像这样 不不 我很好 你拿着吧 我没事
And finally, a newlywed couple in michigan was taking wedding photos outside
最后 一对密歇根的新婚夫妇在户外拍婚纱照
when they were photo bombed by a deer who came over and started eating the bride's bouquet.
这时一只鹿闯了过来 开始吃新娘手中的手捧花
Look at this photo here. Look.
看看这个照片
The deer ate the bride's bouquet and crashed the photo shoot. I guess the deer was hungry and thirsty.
这只鹿吃了新娘的手捧花 破坏了拍摄 我猜这只鹿有点饥 渴
The deer ate the flowers right out of her hand.
鹿就从新娘的手里把花吃掉了
Even worse when they were done with the photo shoot this is where they found the bride's ring.
更糟的是 他们拍完后 发现新娘的戒指在这里