艾伦回忆给推奇脱毛
日期:2019-07-17 06:33

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Yesterday, tWitch announced that he got cast in the sequel to "Magic Mike."

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昨天 推奇宣布他要出演《魔力麦克》的续集

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So he will be in the sequel. That's the good news.

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所以他会出现在续集里 这是好消息

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The bad news is, tell everybody what do you have to do today because you start next week.

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坏消息是 告诉大家你今天得干什么 下周就要开演了

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I have to be waxed from neck to toe. Yeah.

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我从脖子到脚都得脱毛 嗯

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Waxed, the whole-- The whole-- --shebang.

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脱毛 整个 整个 全身

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Like, the whole-- The whole-- Thing. Thing, right. Yeah.

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就是 从脖子 从脖子 到脚 一处不落 对 嗯

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All right, you're a good friend. So I called a specialist.

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好 我们是好朋友 所以我帮你请了位专家

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Because you want somebody who really knows what they're doing, right?

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这得找专业人士来干 对吧?

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Yes. So this is the best waxer that I could find.

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嗯 这位是我认识的最优秀的打蜡师

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Her specialty is cars. But still, I think that--

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她的专长是轿车 不过 我觉得

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I mean, if she's waxed a car, I mean-- she's from a great spa here.

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如果她能给车打蜡 那应该 她来自一家很棒的养生会所

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It's called Ula Henriksen. And her name is Brianne.

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叫做Ula Henriksen 她本人叫Brianne

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Come on out, Brianne.

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出来吧 Brianne

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You're going to be on the other outside, Brianne, here.

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你站在另一边 Brianne

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Yeah. And Brianne, this is tWitch.

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嗯 Brianne 这位是推奇

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Hi, tWitch. Hi, hey. Nice to meet you.

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嗨 推奇 嗨 嘿 很高兴认识你

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OK, should he lay on his stomach, or his back?

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好 他是要躺着还是趴着?

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Let's do your back. Let's lay on your back. Lay on your back. OK.

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躺着吧 躺下 面朝上躺下 好

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Now, this really is-- this is for real, obviously.

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这真是 看来是要动真格儿的了

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He's getting waxed for the first time.

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这是他第一次脱毛

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And-- you have a thing about your feet.

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你脚上穿东西了

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You have little footies on. Yeah-- I don't do the bare feet.

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穿着小袜子呢 嗯 我不想光脚丫子

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Oh, I see. I see. Andy--

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哦 好 好 安迪

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Is that enough? Or do you want-- OK.

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够了不?还是说你想 好

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I'll take the rest after. OK, take the rest. 'Cause we're going to start here.

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剩下的我弄完在喝 好 一会儿再 现在开始

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I'm going to hold your hand. and just like--

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我抓着你的手 就像

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Yeah, keep your head down. OK. All right. Look at me. OK.

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嗯 头躺下去 好 好 看着我 好

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Now, are you going to give, like, the one, two, three, go?

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你会说一二三 开始吗?

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I'm going to count to three. OK, and then what?

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我会数到三 好 然后呢?

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Well--pull Like, one, two-- wow, that's warm.

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然后就拉 一二 哇哦 好热啊

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That is so warm Put your head-- that's good.

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热乎乎的 你的头 很好

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It's really good. Oh, my gosh, that is so warm.

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很好 哦我的天 好热乎呀

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You know what? Think of, your wife had a baby.

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跟你说 想想 你老婆还生孩子呢

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What did that feel like. I don't know.

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那是什么感觉 我不知道

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Your wife had a baby come out. That's so true.

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你老婆给你生了个孩子 没错

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So this is nothing. Oh, my god. OK? Oh, my god.

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所以这算个啥 哦 我的天 好吧?哦 天哪

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All right. Yeah. Ready? You ready? Um, this is--

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好 嗯 准备好了没?准备?额 这个

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Are you ready? Yes, yes, yes. I might curse at you.

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准备好了吗?好了 好 好 我可能会骂你

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I'm not going to lie to you. That's all right. Oh, my god!

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说真的 没关系 哦我的天

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Oh, god! Oh! I'm trying not to bite your hand right now.

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哦天 哦 我在努力克制咬你的冲动

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I know! I see that. Oh!

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我知道 看出来了 哦

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Why do you keep doing that over and over again?

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你为啥一遍又一遍的粘?

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Is that not it? Is that-- is it-- oh, my god!

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还没结束吗?就是 那样 哦 我的天哪

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Oh, she just keeps-- oh!

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哦 她一直 哦

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That is gross! That's gross! Get that off of--

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好恶心 恶心 快拿走

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And it's just-- that's it? It was just a little bit, yeah.

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就是 完事儿了?只是一点点 嗯

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That one little tiny section. Oh, my god. OK, so--

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只脱了一小块儿 哦 我的天 好

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One more? Oh, my god. It hurts, right? Oh. Yeah.

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另一只腿也脱吗?哦天 很疼 对吧?哦 是的

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Oh, this helps if I just-- You have a new appreciation for--

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哦 这样能有帮助 你有了新的认识吧

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That's great. Yeah.

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很好 嗯

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Yes I have a whole new appreciation for those that do that every day.

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我对那些每天都脱毛的人有了全新的认识

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What is happening? OK.

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什么情况?好

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