Look what I found at school today?
看看我今天在学校发现了什么？
What is it?
那是什么？
I have no idea.
我不知道。
That's a tampon. Girls shove it up their buttholes to stop babies from coming out.
这是一个卫生棉条。女孩们把它塞进她们的肛门里，不让婴儿出来。
An eighth grader told me that.
一个八年级的学生告诉我的。
I'm having a party tomorrow. Are you in?
我明天要举办一个派对。你要参加吗？
Yeah. Can Thor and Lucas come?
好啊。索尔和卢卡斯可以一起来吗？
They're so random.
他们太乱搞了。
They're my best friends, we do everything together.
他们是我最好的朋友，我们时刻都黏在一起。
This'll mean girls at the party. Do you know what that means?
这意味着派对上会有女孩。你们知道这又意味着什么吗？
Drama.
戏剧。
No. Kissing.
不对。接吻啊。
You do not want to go to Soren's party not knowing how to kiss.
你不想去索伦的派对，是因为你不知道怎么接吻吧。
We could spy on my neighbor. She's a total nymphomaniac.
我们可以监视我的邻居。她就是个色情狂。
She starts fires?
她会纵火吗？
No, she's nymphomaniac. Someone who has sex on land and sea.
不，她是个色情狂。也就是说是那种随时随地都能做爱的人。
This is what happens when you don't respect women.
当你不尊重女性的时候，就会发生这种情况。
I respect women! My mom's my best friend!
我尊重女性！我妈妈是我最好的朋友！
What about me?
那我呢？

My dad's going to kill me.
我爸爸会杀了我的。
Chill. This is how we get the drone back.
淡定。我们要靠这个方法拿回无人机。
You took my bag?
你们拿走了我的包？
Don't get any closer!
别再靠近了！
Oh, my God. There's Molly in there.
哦，我的天啊。莫莉在其中啊。
Okay, who's Molly? Because she's not with us.
谁是莫莉？我们里面没有这个人啊。
Jesus Christ.
耶稣基督啊。
Just give us our Molly!
把我们的莫莉还回来！
We're not crossing a highway.
我们不是要横穿高速吧。
Are we fifth graders, or are we sixth graders?
我们是五年级还是六年级来着？
Here's the plan. I'm going to go to the party with a beer, so everyone knows that I'm cool.
这是我的计划。我们带着一瓶啤酒去参加派对，这样大家都会认为我很酷。
What do you have in your pants?
你裤子里是什么？
It's been like this ever since I was a baby. It's kind of embarrassing.
从我还是个婴儿的时候就这样了。有点尴尬。
I'm guessing you're not the popular kids in school.
我猜你们在学校里肯定不是那种受欢迎的孩子。
You're not getting me.
你追不上我的。
I'm fine.
我还好。
Oh hell no.
哦，我的天，不要。
If we don't get to that party, I'll die.
如果我们不参加那个派对，我会死的。
Party? You guys are like seven.
派对？你们这些家伙也就七岁的样子。
Stop treating us like kids. We're tweens.
别把我们当孩子看待。我们可是吞世代。
Oh, gummy vitamins.
哦，口香糖样的维他命。
We know how things work.
我们什么都知道的。
I found this in the back of parents closet.
我在父母的壁橱里发现了这个。
An indoor swing?
一个室内秋千？
What are you doing? That swing is for sexing. People do sex on it.
你们在干什么？那个秋千是做爱用的。人们在上面做爱。