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So, now I thought I'd share some of my favorite concert-fail stories from you guys.
下面和大家分享一些我最喜欢的演唱会糗事小故事。
This first one is from @travisbob. He says, I had bad seats at my first concert. I saw people body-surfing to the front,
第一个来自@travisbob，他说我第一次听演唱会的座位不太好，我看见人们漂游到了前排，
so I figured, That's my best chance. My friends hoisted me up, and the crowd surfed me straight to the very back.
所以我想这是个好机会，我的朋友把我扶起来，大批民众将我漂游到了后排。
No, no! Other way, other way! No, no, please! No, no!
不不，错了，另外一个方向，不不，方向错了。
This one's from @mrkevinbf. He says, I thought I was hugging my girlfriend from behind.
这个来自@mrkevinbf，他说我想从后边拥抱我的女友。
It turns out it was just some random dude with long hair. He was cool about it, though.
结果却是拥有长发的其他人，尽管他对此并没有感到尴尬。
Aww. That's nice. I love you, brother. Yeah. This one's from @johnnyghowell. He says,
哦哦，这个不错，我爱你兄弟，这个来自@johnnyghowell，他说
During an Aerosmith concert, my friend Ted was flirting with a drunk woman who was having trouble seeing the stage.
在空中铁匠乐队演唱会期间，我的朋友泰德正在调戏一名喝醉酒的女性，她似乎很难看到舞台。
So Ted offered to have her sit on his shoulders. 20 seconds later, she barfed all over him.
所以泰德让她坐在他的肩膀上看，20秒后，她吐了他一身。
That's a concert fail right there, man. This one's from @loopywaterfalls. She says, I threw my bra onstage.
这才是演唱会糗事，朋友，这个来自@loopywaterfalls，她说我将胸罩扔向了舞台。
The lead singer threw it back and said, 'No, thanks.' Oh! That's not true. That's not cool. That didn't happen.
主唱歌手又扔了回来说，不要，谢谢，这个不是真的，这个不好玩，不可能发生。
This next one comes from our very own Questlove. Thank you for playing, Quest. He says,
这个来自我们的Questlove，谢谢你的演奏Quest，他说，
So, Janet Jackson does this lucky-guy-gets-lap-dance-thing at her show back in 2001.
珍妮·杰克逊在2001年的演唱会上舞了一段特别诱人的舞蹈。
Slowly, she points to James Poyser or me. We're on the jumbotron, looking crazy like, Wait. Him? Me? No, me? Him? No?
慢慢地，她指向杰姆斯·波塞尔或者是我，我们出现在了超大屏幕上，看似很疯狂，等一下是他？是我？不是我？他？不是？
She shakes her head, 'No, him,' guy behind us. Oh, my God. So, I guess no lap dance for you that night.
她摇了摇头，不是，是他，我们后面的那个人，老天啊，我猜今晚没有诱人的舞蹈了。
I wouldn't say that. Oh! Hey-oh! Oy! This last one is from @colbybaroned.
不一定吧，哦哦，哦哦，嘿嘿，最后一个来自@colbybaroned。
He says, Bought a Dave Matthews ticket from a scalper selling two tickets.
她说从票贩子手上买了一张戴夫·马休斯的门票，票贩子卖两张票。
He couldn't sell the other one, so he ended up sitting next to me.
那张他卖不出去了，所以他决定和我一起看演出。
15 years later, we still go to Dave concerts together. Oh! That's awesome. Come on!
15年后，我们一起去了戴夫·马休斯的演唱会，哦哦，这太棒了，不错。
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