Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite My dumb bet stories from you guys.
接下来和大家分享一些我最喜欢的“最无语打赌”A8@WkZhtvSQtc。
This first one is from @gumgumerson. Oh. Interesting first name. Gum. He says
第一个来自@gumgumerson，哦不错，很有趣的名字，口香糖，他说
One time on vacation, I bet my dad I could catch more lizards than him. For the whole week,
有一次放假，我和爸爸打赌，我说我能抓住更多的蜥蜴，一个礼拜过去了，
I was woken up by him putting lizards in my face and yelling scoreboard.
我被爸爸叫醒了，原因是他把蜥蜴都放在了我的脸上，并叫嚷到计分板！
Grow up, dude. Wake up! This next one's from @missgreenwalt.
长大吧孩子，醒来吧，下一个来自@missgreenwaltmy*CuUkDKb;d。
She says when I was kid, I bet my sister my bed because it was the biggest thing I owned.
她说她小的时候和妹妹赌她的床，因为这个床是她拥有的最大物件#shc@o=FJUX+7。
When I lost, my mom said I had to give it to her so I'd learn the consequences of gambling.
但我赌输了，妈妈说我要把床给她，因为这样我就可以从赌博中吸取教训KzI#W|Rerry^]K。
So my sister was nine and had two beds. Yeah! Hey. Living the life, man. Yeah. Two beds.
如今我妹妹九岁，有两张床，太棒了，让生活增添光彩，两张床6(My7YhvUX=uA(B*z[。
This one's from @mrcooperclark. He says I once won 10 dollars because mu friend insisted his name was Samuelel Jackson.
这个来自@mrcooperclark，他说和朋友打赌赢了10美金，因为他的朋友坚持要叫山姆芋儿·杰克逊jMs[~ThfF0~ofP。
Samuelel. Samuel. Samuelel, Samuelel. Yeah, from the Bible. Samuelel. Yeah.
山姆芋儿，山姆芋儿，山姆芋儿，出自《圣经》，没错NVO^8oI3T.]a&q2hJNJ。
This one's from @logylogues. Oh, logy logues.
这个来自@logylogues，logy logues啊ujRKY!r3||+KSH。
I wonder if they're friends with Gum Gumerson. Yeah, yeah.
我想他的朋友应该叫嘉木·嘉木尔森，没错Z&+@G+TQZ1S;Km。

He says in 2011 I bet a haircut on the Patriots/Giants Super Bowl. This was the outcome. There you go.
他说2011年他因为爱国者队和纽约巨人队的比赛打赌，结果是...
Oh! That's pretty bad. That's a pretty bad bet right there, yeah. Now you gotta pay the bets.
这太糟了，这个打赌太悲惨了，为此付出了代价1R~RhFyJIvFB=e,。
Lost by a hair. Oh. Oh! That's all right. Don't get hurt, anybody.
头发没了，没错，不要因为打赌受伤朋友们-^lWrew,+wQ[|。
This one's from @CraigLefferts. He said I got cocky one day and bet 1000 dollars on my kid's little league game.
下一个来自@CraigLefferts，他说有一天他有点自大过头，为孩子的联赛赌了一千美金x;KeO@T4rhy*Su2RV|D|。
He was really confused why Daddy was crying when the game was over. It's like....
比赛结束时，爸爸非常难过，当时我还觉得非常不解，就像这样%b6#5Cz=zstw_H2Uh。
I just thought the Tigers had a chance, that's all. Let's go get ice cream! When you lost.
我原以为老虎队有希望呢，完了，去吃点冰淇淋吧！
This one's from @vestureuk. He says I lost a bet and as a result, I'm now the proud owner of a
下一个来自@vestureuk，他说我打赌输了，所以
Prawn Tina Turner tattoo with the tagline shrimply the best.
我弄了一个蒂娜·特纳的纹身，并加了一条口号“虾王”3zD)9(]~J*。
Okay. Oh, my God. Oh. Why would you bet that? Wow. Wow. What would be worth it?
老天，值得吗？老天，为什么打这个赌？
That's fantastic. This last one's from @rockefeller88.
太棒了，最后一个来自@rockefeller88GG5RL*W4mSDP。
He says my friend bet me I wouldn't eat semi-chewed gum off of a gas pump.
他说我最好的朋友跟我打赌，说我不会吃黏在汽油泵上的口香糖)IJ[j!=lgz。
Unfortunately, I won. There you go, everybody. Those are my Tonight Show Hashtags.
但我赢了，这就是《今夜秀》的井号小故事on36*)otvs2。
To check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.
查询更多节目，请登录“tonightshow.com/hashtags”fY1CwE8xtP;k)Yfa-Olj。