艾伦跟Maya玩"五秒规则"
日期:2018-12-28 06:07

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All right, here's how it works.

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好 游戏是这么玩的

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Twitch is going to read a category.

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推奇会说一个类别

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We'll have five seconds to name three of those things in the category,

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我们有五秒钟时间说出三种属于这个类别的东西

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and then hit the buzzer, and we'll see how much time is left on the clock.

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说完后按下按钮 看还剩多少时间

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It has to be less than five seconds. Zoinks.

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必须在五秒内 啊哈

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All right, I will go first to show you how it goes. Please.

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好 我先来 你给演示一下 多谢

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OK, Ellen. Name three costumes that shouldn't have sexy attached.

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好 艾伦 说出三种不应该有性感标志的服装

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A nun, and a veterinarian, and a plumber. This is hard.

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修女服 兽医服 水管工修理服 这个好难

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I know, it's really hard.

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嗯 确实很难

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OK, Maya, three things that get better with age.

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好 Maya 说出三种越老越好的东西

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Butts, boobs and balls.

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屁股 胸和蛋蛋

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No. It's the opposite.

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才不是呢 你说的正好相反

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Not one of those things gets better with age.

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这些东西没有一样是越老越好的

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You're not understanding the game but-- I'm going to get it.

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你不太明白这个游戏 不过 我会弄懂的

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No, but clearly those things were on your mind and they came out.

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不 不过很明显 你脑子里想的就是这些东西 所以就脱口而出了

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I was trying to embrace those things about myself.

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我是想坦然接受我自己的这些东西

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I see, OK. Including my balls. OK. Good.

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明白了 好 包括我的蛋蛋 好 很好

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All right. As long as they're getting better, that's good.

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好 只要它们越来越好就行 很好

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So much better. OK.

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好多了 好

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Ellen, three things you have to unwrap. A present, a burrito, and--

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艾伦 说出三种需要拆包装的东西 礼物 玉米煎饼

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what else would it be? A candy bar? Damn it.

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还有什么?巧克力棒?该死

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I never think of candy. OK, Maya.

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我压根儿没想到糖 好 Maya

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Three things Beyonce would say at a party. Hey, OK, what?

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碧昂斯会在派对上说的三种东西 嘿 好 什么?

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That was fun. He got that one. I got that one. OK.

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有意思 这个他挺擅长 这个我在行 好

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Ellen, besides your spouse, three people you'd like to drive cross-country with.

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艾伦 除了配偶外 说出三个你愿意一起开车越野游的人

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Oh, Maya, Oprah and you. That's great. Yes. I want to get in that car.

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哦 Maya 欧普拉和你 很好 嗯 我想上你的车

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All right, Maya. Three things you never want to hear your kids say.

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好 Maya 你最不想听到你孩子们说的三句话

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I'm pregnant. I'm fat, and life sucks. That was good, but out of time.

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我怀孕了 我好胖 生活就是屎 很好 不过没时间了

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But those were good. But it's still three to one.

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你说得很好 现在还是三比一

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You're still winning. I am? I'm winning? Yeah. Yes!

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你还赢着呢 是吗 我赢着?对 棒呆!

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Ellen, three accents you can do. Oh, French, Italian, Swedish.

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艾伦 你能模仿的三种口音 哦 法国口音 意大利口音 瑞典口音

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Was that two? That was three. Those were three.

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你是模仿了两种吗?是三种 三种

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My favorite part was, oh. That was French, right away.

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我最喜欢的部分是 哦 那是法国口音

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Everybody knows that's French. OK, Maya.

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大家都知道那是法国口音 好 Maya

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Three things Oprah says to trick or treaters.

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欧普拉会对不给糖就捣乱的孩子们说的三句话

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Boo, trick or treat, happy Halloween.

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走开 不给糖就捣乱 万圣节快乐

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Boo. She says, boo. I was trying to condense it for time.

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走开 她说走开 我说的比较短是为了节省时间

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Yeah, because normally it would be-- Boo.

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嗯 因为本来应该是 走~开~

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That's awesome.

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很棒

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Ellen, three things you think about in the shower.

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艾伦 你洗澡的时候会想的三件事

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Oh, I'm clean now. And I got the--

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哦 我洗白白啦 我有

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Wait a minute. Oh, I'm clean now.

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等一下 哦 我洗白白啦

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Look at that soap. Darn it. I had others.

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看那块香皂 讨厌 我还想到了别的

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I want to hear the others.

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我想听听你的其他答案

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Well, got to get the conditioner out of my hair good.

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得好好把头发上的护发素洗掉

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And then, where's the towel? I plan ahead.

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还有 毛巾在哪儿?我都会提前安排好

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Next time I'm in the shower, I know I'm going to hear in my head, oh, I'm clean now.

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下次我洗澡的时候就会想 哦 我洗白白啦

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This is great because, Maya, it's the same question for you.

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太好了 因为 Maya 你的问题是一样的

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Three things you think about in the shower.

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洗澡的时候会想的三件事

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Oh, I'm clean now. Easy, does it. Don't trip.

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哦 我洗白白啦 慢慢来 别被绊倒了

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I don't want to fall. Slip, but not trip.

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我不想摔跤 滑倒 不是绊倒

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That means you're running. It didn't work.

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绊倒是指跑的时候 没用

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I feel like you can say anything on this game.

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感觉玩这个游戏可以随便说

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Well, you can, but they're not always-- but you won. I did? Yes.

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是可以 但不一定总能 不过你赢了 是吗?耶!

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Season One of Forever is available now on Amazon Prime Original.

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《永恒》第一季现在可以在亚马逊Prime Original上看了

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We'll be right back. Maya Rudolph.

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马上回来 这位是Maya Rudolph

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重点单词
  • candyn. 糖果 vt. 用糖煮,使结晶为砂糖 vi. 结晶为
  • slipv. 滑倒,溜走,疏忽,滑脱 n. 滑倒,溜走,疏忽,失
  • soapn. 肥皂 vt. 用肥皂洗,阿谀奉承
  • condensev. 浓缩,摘要,缩短
  • darnv. 织补 n. 补钉 int. 该死(damn的委婉语
  • originaladj. 最初的,原始的,有独创性的,原版的 n. 原件
  • primeadj. 最初的,首要的,最好的,典型的 n. 青春,壮
  • plumbern. 水管工人
  • spousen. 配偶
  • availableadj. 可用的,可得到的,有用的,有效的