Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite Why I'm a Grinch stories from you guys.
和大家分享一些我最喜欢的“我为什么是扫兴的人”小故事M2O=j8-]sXSQcP%H5。
This first one here is from @flappernapple. Flap her na...Oh, napple. Yeah. Napple, okay. Oh, yeah.
第一个来自@flappernapple，拍她的啥...哦纳普乐，好吧，纳普乐，好好#Z^+)[Z1Au。
He says when I was 8, I switched the tages on my Christmas presents with my cousin's Christmas presents.
他说我八岁时，我将圣诞节礼物标签和我叔叔的礼物标签换了一下，
I got a Super Nintendo, he got a jump rope and some Uno cards.
我得到了超级任天堂，他得到了跳绳和一些优诺纸牌F4eHSa~Z6S8#qY=|。
Not bad. Hey. I love Uno. Hey, man.
不错嘛，我喜欢优诺，不错C2Ol!AfRr=S!pjn。
This one's from @derekthinks. He says every winter I wrap a few empty boxes and put them under the Christmas tree
这个来自@derekthinks，他说每年冬天我会包几个空箱子放在圣诞树下，
next to the real presents. Then, if one of my kids is ever really naughty, I'll toss one in the fire.
和真礼物放在一起，如果孩子特别淘气，我会拿起一个扔到火里y^2JL~Ok(yLMt。
Wow! That is... Wow! That is...That is awesome. That is pretty great, man. Oh, my gosh. That's... Derekthinks he's evil.
哦哦，太棒了，太棒了这个，老天啊，Derekthinks是个恶魔a&KZ8rgn,HiQpI[。

That's pretty grinchy. That's good. This one's from @v-i-price.
这个扫兴极了，不错，这个来自@v-i-price]py+(1UDkI]^altl。
He says once for an office-wide Secret Santa, I cheated, picked my name, and then bought myself awesome gifts
他说一次在办公室玩圣诞老人的游戏，我做了弊，选择了我自己，给我自己买了礼物，
while acting completely surprised every time.
但每次都会表现得十分吃惊-2fliCkZV[5。
A new car?! A jump rope and a pack of Uno? Yeah!
一辆新车？跳绳和一套优诺纸牌？没错!Rb875=7Zzqn。
This one's from @JillsNPotions. She says my younger brother was annoying me so I wrote him a letter from Santa,
这个来自@JillsNPotions，它说我的小弟弟总是烦我，所以我以圣诞老人的名义给他写了信，
saying he'd be unable to visit our house that year due to prior Yuletide engagements.
他说因为之前的圣诞季约会，他这次没法来我们家了cyMGTUAV)V+s=。
This last one here is from @Maureenlast. She says when my kids come begging for a bite of food,
最后一个来自@Maureenlast，她说当孩子向我要吃的时，
but I'm not in the mood to share, I say sorry kids, but this has alcohol in it, and it works every time.
而我当时不想与他们分享时，我说对不起孩子，这里面有酒精，每次这么说都管用4&XmOvyVBDRHi8*Fy。
There you go. Those are Tonight Show Hashtags.
这就是今晚的标签节目+2GNV|oLRh。
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想了解更多精彩内容，请登录tonightshow.com/hashtagsN[;AOk6.S~Aby,tF&)+&。