Anyway, something else I want to show you.

总之 我想再给大家看点东西

It's a video I saw on YouTube this morning.

是我今天早上在YouTube上看到的一个视频

This video has over 1.7 billion views.

这个视频有17多亿的播放量

With a B. Billion. 1.7 billion views.

上亿的各位 17亿播放量啊

Baby- shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo.

鲨鱼宝宝 嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟

Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo.

鲨鱼宝宝 嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟

Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo. Baby shark.

鲨鱼宝宝 嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟 鲨鱼宝宝

Mommy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo.

鲨鱼妈妈 嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟

Mommy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo.

鲨鱼妈妈 嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟

Mommy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo. Mommy shark.

鲨鱼妈妈 嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟 鲨鱼妈妈

So of course, you know, it's been-- it's had 1.7 billion views.

大家当然知道了 它有17亿的播放量

I was shocked to see all of you doing it, but you know it.

看到大家跟着打拍子 我还挺惊讶的 不过你们知道这个视频

I looked at it and I thought, you know-- I know pot is legal in a lot of states.

我看了这个视频就在想 我知道大麻在很多州都是合法的

But really? It's ridiculous. But if people like it, gave me an idea.

但是讲真？太扯了吧 但既然大家都这么喜欢 我就有了个想法

And I decided to make a change to our theme song.

我决定改变一下我们的主题曲

Ellen Show, doo doo doo doo doo doo.

艾伦秀 嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟

Ellen Show, doo doo doo doo doo doo.

艾伦秀 嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟

Ellen Show, doo doo doo doo doo doo. Ellen Show.

艾伦秀 嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟 艾伦秀

With DJ tWitch, doo doo doo doo doo doo

还有DJ推奇 嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟

DJ tWitch, doo doo doo doo doo doo.

DJ推奇 嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟

DJ tWitch, doo doo doo doo doo doo. DJ tWitch. It's the Ellen Show!

DJ推奇 嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟 DJ推奇 艾伦秀来啦！

What's that? What's that? This head-- what's that?

什么？你说啥？这边 你说啥？

I'm told we now have 1.7 billion new viewers. They just tuned in. This was--

导演告诉我我们新增了17亿观众 刚刚调台过来的 真是

What if that's how we applauded, too? What if it all changed?

我们也这么鼓掌咋样 如果都变一下呢

Everything-- yeah. That's how we should.

对 就该这么鼓掌

The rest of the show, that's how we should applaud. Good.

一会儿大家就这么鼓掌 很好

And tWitch, you applaud like that. OK. OK?

推奇 你得这么鼓掌 好 好吧