Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard Qantas Airways dream liner flight number 50.

女士们 先生们 欢迎搭乘澳洲航空梦想航线50号班机

Now buckle up baby, because Kalen is on board and it's about to be the best flight you done ever flew!

各位请系好安全带 Kalen登机啦 这绝对会是你们有史以来最爽的一次飞行

Hey y'all. Now listen. Everybody that knows me knows that I love to travel.

各位好呀 听着 所有认识我的人都知道我喜欢旅行

So when Qantas Airways told me that they wanted me to fly on their nonstop inaugural flight from San Francisco to Melbourne, Australia, baby, Kalen is there.

所以当澳洲航空告诉我他们想让我搭乘从旧金山直飞澳大利亚墨尔本的首航班机时 宝贝儿们 Kalen绝对会去的

Is Australia ready for me? Probably not.

澳大利亚准备好迎接我了吗？或许还没有

But I'm coming! Let's go!

但我去定了！走起！

Hello! Hi Mr. Kalen, welcome.

你好 你好 Kalen先生 欢迎您

Are you excited to got to Australia?

要去澳大利亚了 开心吗

Oh honey, that is an understatement.

哦天哪 你这语气也太轻描淡写了

I am ecstatic about going to Australia.

去澳大利亚我简直要欣喜若狂了

We hear you always wanted to be a flight attendant.

我们听说您一直想当空中乘务员

Oh, yes indeed. I always wanted to be a flight attendant.

哦 没错 我一直想当个空中乘务员

I think Rachel's got something for you.

Rachel为您准备了点东西

How do you feel today about being crew in training?

今天您来当见习乘务人员怎么样？

Wait, no, seriously. Are you serious? Yeah.

不是吧 真的吗 你说真的？对

And you got me a name tag!

你还给我准备了名牌呢

She's going to take you to your seat, all right?

她会把您带到座位上去 好吗

Welcome on board. Ooh, look at this. This is spacious.

欢迎登机 哦 快看啊 真宽敞

This is nice. Wait a minute. This can't be my seat, honey.

太好了 等一下 这不是我的座位吧 亲

Hold on! It's got a night stand, too? Oh y'all got ear phones.

不是吧 这里竟然还有床头柜？哦 还有耳机

Because you know my bluetooth ear phones, they don't be working.

正好我的蓝牙耳机坏了

This is boo-gee.

简直屌爆了

Oh Qantas, darling, this outfit is ravishing.

哦 我勒个去 这件衣服帅到没朋友啊

Goodday, mate! Welcome! Have a good flight.

你好啊 欢迎 祝您旅途愉快

I'm going to tear my suit jacket. Welcome on board.

我要哭了 欢迎登机

Hi! Welcome aboard!

你好 欢迎登机

If this doesn't work, y'all know what's plan B. Welcome aboard, mate.

如果这样没用的话 你们都知道还有计划B的哦 欢迎登机

Good evening everyone. How is everyone feeling today?

各位晚上好 大家今天都开心吗？

Wonderful, well I would like to welcome all of you personally to this wonderful flight that we are about to take.

好极了 我想亲自去欢迎每一位乘坐这趟航班的人

Let me hear you make some noise!

让我听听你们的尖叫声

Yes, indeed.

对 就要这样

Hello, hello. Here's your menu. Hi, cutie!

你好 你好 这是菜单 嗨 小可爱

Let's see what's inside. So we got some food.

我来看看都有什么 我们有食物

I don't know what beef tagine is. It sounds real boo-gee to me.

我不知道牛肉塔吉锅是啥玩意儿 不过听起来挺诱人的

Do you know where Hugh Jackman lives? Have you ever seen his house?

你知道Hugh Jackman住在哪里吗？你有没有见过他家？

All right. So tell me. I've always wondered how you all make the food.

好 跟我说说 我一直想知道你们是怎么做饭的

So can you tell me a little bit about that so I know how that works.

能不能稍微给我讲讲 让我了解一下

How about we pipe up some food and you can have something to eat?

不如我们赶紧弄点饭菜 这样你就有得吃了

OK, let's do it. Hello, sir. I have your meal right here.

好啊 来吧 先生 您好 这是您点的菜

Here you go. I'll sit it down for you.

来 我直接给您放下了

That is the seared salmon with potato puree, broccolini, leek-- what the hell is leek?

这是马铃薯泥 花椰菜苗 韭葱喷烤沙文鱼 韭葱是什么鬼

Oh, I mean broad beans and romesco sauce. Enjoy. Thank you. Nailed it.

哦 我是说蚕豆和红椒杏仁酱 慢慢享用 谢谢 搞定

Oh my God, thank you so much.

哦天哪 非常感谢你们

I feel like this is the best thing that I've probably ever done, second to Ellen.

除了艾伦秀以外 这就是我做过的最棒的事了

Well you've done a great job as a training flight attendant today, so go get some well earned rest.

作为见习乘务员来说 你今天表现非常棒 所以去好好休息一下吧

Thank you.

谢谢

I'm just going to hop into bed now. I will see you soon.

我要上床睡觉觉啦 晚点儿见

Oh my goodness, the time has come!

哦 妈妈咪呀 这一刻终于来了

Melbourne, Australia. I think I need a new hat!

澳大利亚墨尔本 我得换顶新帽子了

Do I look Australian enough? Goodday, Aussies!

我看起来像本地人吗？大家好啊 澳大利亚的各位

Hey, Aussies! Goodday, Aussies! Hey Aussie! Sup, mate? Hello!

嘿 你好啊 日安啊 嘿 你好 你好 伙计 嗨！

Australians, we're going to chitchat it up today.

各位澳大利亚人 今天我们来唠唠嗑吧

How long you live here? 37 years. 37 years!

您在这里住了多少年了？37年 37年了

Do you know Hugh Jackman? Were you born in a pouch?

您认识Hugh Jackman吗？您是在育儿袋里出生的吗？

Yes, kind of. In Australia, so I'd say a pouch.

是的 差不多 在澳大利亚 应该就是叫育儿袋

Can you teach me some slang, though? Arvo is a good one.

你能不能教我一些俚语？Arvo就是个很好的例子

What is that? Like afternoon. Oh. You say ava?

它是什么意思？下午 哦 你们这里说Arvo？

Do you know what brekky is? No, what's that?

你知道brekky是什么吗？不知道 是什么？

It's breakfast. Breakfast? We like to abbreviate everything.

是早餐的意思 什么词我们都喜欢缩写

How's it going? How's it going? That's Australian slang?

你好吗？你好吗？这是澳大利亚的俚语？

Really? I say that all the time! Do you know where Hugh Jackman is?

是吗？我经常这么说哎！你知道Hugh Jackman在哪里吗？

I've been trying to find him.

我一直在找他

If you know where Hugh Jackman is, call us because we've been looking for him.

如果你知道Hugh Jackman在哪里 请给我们打电话 因为我们一直在找他

Now I heard Melbourne was famous for its street art, baby, but I did not know it was going to look like this. I like this.

我听过墨尔本的街头艺术很有名 但也没想到会是这个样子 我喜欢

Oh! That's beautiful!

哦 很好看

Look, everybody's going to know I was here!

看 这样所有人都知道我到此一游了

You're going to spray that with red. Oh. Like that?

把那个喷成红色 哦 喜欢吗？

That's it! That's good. Look at you go! Kalen takes Melbourne, Australia.

行了 很好 看啊 Kalen到澳大利亚墨尔本一游

I have left my mark for all eternity.

我留下了永久的印记

All right, there's absolutely no way that I could travel all the way to Australia and not go see some wildlife.

好 我这么大老远跑到澳大利亚来 不去看看野生动物就太说不过去了

Let's go. I can't wait.

走起 我等不及了

I've never seen a kangaroo in person.

我从来没见过真正的袋鼠

Hi! Right here. Come eat.

你好啊 这儿呢 快过来

This is amazing. I'm going to adopt you.

真是太棒了 我要收养你们

Bring you home. You're my babies. Wave. Wave to Ellen.

把你们带回家 你们是我的小宝宝 招手 跟艾伦打招呼

Say hi, Ellen. This is so cool! Oh, we're all going to come to the camera.

说艾伦你好 简直太酷了 哦 我们都要到镜头那儿去

See, this is how I know you're my children, because you love the attention.

凭这一点我就认定你们是我的宝宝了 因为你们也喜欢被人关注

And you're the star of the show, aren't you?

你是这个节目的明星 对吧

You're trying to take my job.

我的饭碗都被你抢走了

Now I'm real nervous because I ain't never been on a helicopter before,

我现在很紧张 因为我以前从来没坐过直升机

and this is an hour and a half flight and I don't know if they've got enough gas for that.

这是一个半小时的飞行 我都不知道他们的燃气是否够用

But wish me luck.

不过祝我好运吧

Oh! Ah, shoot! Ah!

哦 啊 我的天

Well Melbourne, Australia, there are no words that can express how wonderful this trip has been.

澳大利亚墨尔本 没有语言能够形容这次旅行有多棒

I have gotten to feed kangaroos, meet sleeping koalas.

我喂了袋鼠 看到了睡梦中的考拉

Look how beautiful it is!

看看多漂亮啊

I've gotten to travel on a helicopter for the very first time and see your wonderful and beautiful coastline.

我还第一次坐了直升机 参观了这里美丽的海岸线

Ooh! You can't buy this on a postcard.

哦 只靠明信片你是不可能获得这些体验的

Thank you so much, Qantas, and thank you Melbourne, Australia.

非常感谢你们 澳洲航空 非常感谢你 澳大利亚墨尔本

Until next time, I love you. Mwah!

下次见 我爱你们 嘛！