I love doing dishes.
我喜爱洗碗。
Three times a day until I'm dead.
一天三次直到我死。
Scalding hot water on my skin.
滚烫的热水浇遍了我的皮肤。
This stinky sponge really makes me cringe.
这些恶心的海绵真的让我难受。
Yes, I love doing dishes.
没错，我喜爱洗碗。
I love doing dishes.
我喜爱洗碗。
My hubby loves my wrinkly hands.
我老公喜爱我褶皱的双手。
I love sharp knives hidden under the foam.
我喜爱藏在泡沫之下的尖刀。
I like being a prisoner in my own home.
我喜欢做我自己家里的囚犯。

Yes, I love doing dishes
没错，我喜爱洗碗。
Hey! I just missed my kid's first steps! Hooray!
嗨！我刚刚错过了我孩子学走的第一步！万岁！
Oh I love doing dishes.
哦~我喜爱洗碗。
Wasting water, it's my thing.
最喜欢待在废水中。
Scooping up scum from my black hole.
从黑乎乎的洞里挖出渣滓。
Check me out, I'm getting bald you know!
看啊，我变得秃头了！
Yes I love doing. We love doing.
我超爱的。我们超爱。
I love doing. We love doing.
我超爱的。我们超爱。
I love doing dishes!
我喜爱洗碗！
Nobody loves doing dishes!
没有人是真的爱洗碗的！
Leave dish washing to dishwashers.
把洗碗留给洗碗机去做吧。