This is like being a secret agent.
我现在就像一个秘密特工。
How old are you? I'm 105.
你多大了？我105岁了。
I'm going to help you today. Ok.
我今天来帮助你。好的。
Speak to the guy with the grey hair. Say "Hi". Hello.
和那个白头发的人说话。说“嗨”。你好。
My name is Victoria. Hi. My name is Victoria.
我叫维克托利亚。嗨。我叫维克托利亚。
You look as old as my Grandma. Well, you look as old as my Grandma actually. Oh, that's nice.
你看起来和我的祖母一样老。额，你看起来和我的祖母一样老。哦，好吧。
Are you going to die soon? Are you going to die soon? I don't know.
你会马上死掉吗？你会马上死掉吗？我不知道。
Well I hope you don't. I hope you don't.
我希望你不会。我希望你不会。
Coz you're really nice. You're really nice.
因为你人真的很好。你人真的很好。
Hi mate. Hi mate. What you doing today? What will you do today?
嗨，伙计。嗨，伙计。你今天要做什么？你今天要做什么？
Chris. Yeah? Talk to the girl in the stripey shirt. Hi, can I sit down?
克里斯。在。和那个穿条纹衬衫的女孩儿说话。嗨，我能坐这儿吗？
Can I tell you a story? Can I tell you a story? Yeah.
我能给你讲一个故事吗？我能给你讲一个故事吗？可以。
Once upon a time. Once upon a time.
很久以前。很久以前。
There was a Goldfish. There was a Goldfish.
有一只金鱼。有一只金鱼。
Who was all alone. And he was all alone. The end. The end.
他很孤独。他很孤独。结束。结束。
That was really unusual.
这个故事真...特别。

Nice hair. I like your hair. My hair? Yeah.
发型不错。我喜欢你的头发。我的头发？是的。
Do you want to talk about fairies? About fairies?! Yeah. Sit closer.
你想谈谈小仙女吗？小仙女？是的。坐近一点。
Do you want to visit my house? Do you want to come round my house?
你想去我家看看吗？你想去我家看看吗？
Are you hitting on me? No!
你是在跟我搭讪吗？不是！
Do you want to dance? Right Now? Yeah! You go first!
你想跳舞吗？现在？是的！你先来吧！
Can I have a cuddle? Please can I have a cuddle? Come on.
我们能抱一下吗？请问，我们能抱一下吗？来吧。
Me and you play Patty Cake?
我能和你一起玩儿拍手游戏吗？
Are we friends now? Are we friends now?
我们现在是朋友了吗？我们现在是朋友了吗？
You are very interesting. Borderline psychotic, but it's OK.
你非常有趣。精神病的边缘，但还好。
Twirl around. Shall we learn each others numbers?
转个圈。我们要不互相留一下电话号码？
So we can call each other maybe?
我们也许可以互相打个电话。
5-5-5-5. 5-5-5-5. That's enough numbers now I think. They got 5.
5-5-5-5。5-5-5-5。这个号码我觉得很好记。都是5。
Can we be friends? OK!
我们能成为朋友吗？没问题！
Your hair is so big and lovely. They did it!
你的头发好多好可爱。他们办到了！
Do you want a Mentos? Sure.
你想要一个曼妥思吗？当然。
Would you like a Mentos? Yes please. You would like one?
你想要一个曼妥思吗？哦，可以。你要一个吗？
Do you wanna Mentos? Oh, OK then, thank you. Mentos? Oh thank you.
你想要曼妥思吗？哦，好的，谢谢。曼妥思要吗？哦，谢谢。