Ladies and gentlemen, all the way from palm springs, California,
女士们先生们 欢迎来自加州棕榈泉的主持人
give it up for your host the one, the inevitable, James Corden!
独一无二的詹姆斯·柯登
Thank you so much. Thank you.
谢谢 谢谢
Hello. Good evening. Welcome to the late late show.
晚上好 欢迎 来到深夜秀
Thanks for being here. Thank you so much.
感谢大家的到来 谢谢
Thanks, guys, wow. Thank you so much. Thank you.
谢谢大家 谢谢 谢谢你们
Wow. Oh my god.
哇 我的天
Thank you. Oh, thanks, thank you.
谢谢 谢谢 谢谢你们
Cheers, guys! Thank you so much.
大家嗨起来 谢谢你们
Please take your seat, thank you.
请坐 谢谢
Thanks so much. I appreciate it. Thanks.
谢谢 谢谢大家

Thank you very much. Thank you, cheers.
谢谢你们
Thanks, guys, please have a seat. I appreciate it.
谢谢大家 请大家坐下
Thank you so much. Thank you.
谢谢
Okay. Thanks, guys.
好 谢谢
Thank you. Thank you. Guys.
谢谢你们
You've got to stop—you've got to start the show.
停一停 节目要开始了
Thank you. Please have a seat.
谢谢 请坐
We've got—we've got to—we have to get on with the show.
我们——我们——我们的节目要开始了
This is ridiculous. Guys, please. No, please.
太荒唐了 大家 停一下
Please, guys, thank you. It's quite enough.
拜托了 谢谢 真的够了
Guys, we've got to—please sit down.
大家 我们——请坐
Please—please, hey, stop it! Stop!
请——哎 停下
Thank you.
谢谢
Wow, I mean—thanks, guys, I appreciate it.
哇 谢谢 我很喜欢
But, okay, thank you for being here. Thanks so much.
谢谢你们能来 谢谢
Welcome to the late late show.
欢迎来到深夜秀
Big news this week the navy is going to give overweight sailors a second chance to pass their physical fitness test.
本周发生了一个大新闻 海军将会给体重超标的水手多一次机会 希望他们可以通过他们的体能测试
Turns out the only submarine these guys have seen lately is the sandwich.
说明这些人最近看到的潜水艇都是三明治
Like submarine—like subway.
就是潜水艇——或者地铁
You know, like a subway—
就是说地铁
Wow, tough crowd.
观众真的好严格
Thank you.
谢谢
When they're not into it, they're not into it.
不喜欢就真的不喜欢