I was running a bit behind. I thought, if you guys wouldn't mind, I'd just like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now.
今天有点延时了，如果大家不介意，那么我们开始每周的感谢信环节ntQ+tVprtofGHr。
Is that cool with you guys? James, can I get some thank you notes-writing music, please?
可以吗朋友们，詹姆斯，能给我来点背景音乐吗？
Yeah, there's that snarl again. Yeah, there...It's not even intense.
又是这种龇牙咧嘴，一点都不正经%_9p2|LB|h94。
That's the most charming snarl I have seen ever. It's not scary at all. All right.
这是我见过最可爱的狰狞，一点都不可怕，好吧E[-@jKWNm2-Pqac。
Thank you, Kim Jong-un reading your agreement with the U.S.,
谢谢你金正恩，阅读美朝两国协议，
for looking like you just realized the kids' menu doesn't have chicken fingers.
你看上去好像在说，儿童菜单好像没有鸡翅BuStD;vzI&vZ=zoAqii。
Thank you, getting your dad a tie for Father's Day, for saying I don't really know what to buy you, but I do know that you have a neck.
谢谢你，父亲节给父亲买了一条领带，你其实不知道该给父亲买什么，但我知道你有脖子#=d6;8Voh*bTi#4V。

Thank you, raptors in Jurassic Park for always looking like you're gossiping about someone at a party.
谢谢《侏罗纪公园》中的猛禽，你看上去怎么那么像在派对上和别人聊绯闻呢zaqmG7h|uRmN[&x&.C。
Thank you, U.S. Open trophy, for letting me know what would happen if Jeff Sessions turned into a golf prize.
谢谢美国公开赛奖杯，你让我知道了如果塞申斯变成了高尔夫奖杯，那会是什么样子8d8p1j,j42-^A6bWMh。
Thank you, automatic toilets, for assuming I either want to flush right before I sit down or never.
谢谢自动马桶，你可以假设我是在使用之前想冲水，还是从来不冲水IML^fCSMoS68Zif5jz4C。
All right, that's...whatever you got. Thank you, Brita filter, for letting me enjoy a nice,
不管如何吧，谢谢你碧然德净水器，你让我喝上了纯净
purified glass of water after waiting only 17 years.
之水，我等这一天的到来才17年6xoFCzi5QcNiYzy。
Almost ready, honey. Kids, hold your thirst for a second.
快好了亲爱的，等一会孩子们，一会就有水喝了82EZ7MFp@KIh。
There's a couple black pebbles in there, who cares? It's roughage. It's roughage!
里面有一些黑色的卵石，谁关心呢？那是粗粮，粗粮！
Thank you, charcoal, for letting me know what it looks like when pizza rolls die.
谢谢你木炭，你让我知道披萨卷糊了会是什么样子2USy.e]yx|5JJno,。
Oh, there you go. Hey, thank you. Those are my thank you notes.
这就是今天的感谢信环节E7W.&#Lr9u_RMFSme。