讽刺版的脸书"道歉"
日期:2018-05-21 18:25

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I don't know how many of you are on Facebook.

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不知道有多少人用Facebook

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I'm kidding. I know exactly how many of you.

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说着玩的 我知道有多少人用

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I have all your information.

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我有你们所有人的信息

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Mark Zuckerberg apologized in front of Congress for the breach that happened at Facebook.

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马克·扎克伯格在国会前为Facebook的违规行为道歉了

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And for some reason, they've just issued another apology. Take a look.

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出于某些原因 他们又发布了另一个道歉 看一下

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Recently, 87 million Facebook users had their personal data improperly shared.

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最近 8700万Facebook用户的数据被不当分享

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This is not OK. We're sorry.

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这很糟糕 我们很抱歉

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And we're working to do everything we can to protect the personal information of our Facebook users, like Ben in San Diego, California.

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我们正在竭尽全力保护Facebook用户的个人隐私 比如这位加利福尼亚圣地亚哥的本

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We want to protect all the messages you've sent, especially the ones you sent to your ex when you were drunk.

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我们想保护你发的每一条消息 尤其是你喝醉时发给你前任的信息

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We understand that you still have feelings for Kayla.

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我们明白你依然爱着凯拉

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And we're committed to keeping those messages private.

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我们会努力让这些信息成为秘密

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Ben, we've also noticed that you've been scrolling through old photos of Kayla quite often.

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本 我们还注意到你还会经常翻看凯拉的旧照片

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Other people say that it's unhealthy, but that's not for us to judge.

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有些人说这很不健康 不过这不关我们的事

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We just count the number of times you've looked at her profile photo, which is 648 times.

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我们计算了你查看她相册的次数 是648次

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We save that data. And we make sure that nobody else can see it.

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我们把这数据保存了下来 确保没人能看见

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Because that's your private data. And it's none of our business.

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因为那是你的个人数据 跟我们无关

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Even though, based on our analysis, Kayla is much happier with Steve than she was with you.

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即便如此 根据我们的分析 凯拉跟史蒂夫在一起的时候比跟你在一起开心多了

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Face it, Ben. You were lucky to have her in the first place.

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面对现实吧 本 幸好你是先来者居上

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Kayla's a strong, smart woman.

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凯拉很坚强聪明

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And based on projections we've made using your Facebook data, you will never be able to fully satisfy her, financially or sexually.

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我们根据你的Facebook数据进行了推测 你绝对满足不了她 无论是经济上还是身体上

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Where were we? Privacy. Privacy is very important to us.

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说到哪儿了?隐私 隐私对我们很重要

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At Facebook, we love privacy like Kayla loves Steve. But definitely not Ben.

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在Facebook 我们对隐私的爱就像凯拉对史蒂夫的爱 但肯定不是本

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重点单词
  • apologyn. 道歉;勉强的替代物
  • understandvt. 理解,懂,听说,获悉,将 ... 理解为,认为
  • breachn. 裂口,破坏,违背,(浪的)冲击,决裂 vt. 违反
  • committedadj. 献身于某种事业的,委托的
  • unhealthyadj. 不健康的,不卫生的,病态的,危险的
  • analysisn. 分析,解析
  • smartadj. 聪明的,时髦的,漂亮的,敏捷的,轻快的,整洁的
  • protectvt. 保护,投保
  • privacyn. 隐私,隐居,秘密