艾伦的新表情上线啦
日期:2018-04-20 14:49

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I know you're excited, aren't you, you're excited.

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我知道你们很激动 对吧 你们很激动

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I am too, but I know why you're excited, you're excited just to be inside.

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我也是 我知道你们为什么激动 因为你们在室内

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That's what, it is cold here in LA. It is cold.

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洛杉矶很冷啊 很冷

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And I'm not going to do one of those jokes where I say it's 60 degrees, it's 56 degrees.

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我不想说现在是60度的玩笑话 是56度

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It's too cold for jokes. But today, I have a big announcement.

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冷到都开不了玩笑了 不过今天 我要宣布件大事

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And I can, oh, I can hardly contain myself.

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我都控制不住我寄几了

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And it's big, it doesn't just concern me, it effects all of mankind.

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这件事很重要 不光影响我一个人 它关乎全人类

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Are you ready? Our phones are going to get 157 new emojis.

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准备好了吗?我们的手机要新增157个表情了

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We did it, everybody. We don't have to use words anymore.

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我们做到了 再也不需要文字了

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Oh boy, I don't know who has all these ideas that they think we don't have enough.

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天哪 不知道谁想出来的主意 觉得表情还不够

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But there are some good ones they came out with.

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不过有些新表情还不错

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There's a peacock, and a bagel, and a firecracker.

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有孔雀 百吉饼 烟花

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And they seem innocent enough, I'm sure you'll turn them into something dirty.

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看起来很清纯啊 我相信大家会把它们变成很污的东西

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As always, they throw in weird ones.

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一如往常 他们也创造了一些很奇怪的表情

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There's a severed foot that they have there, but not sure when you're supposed to use this.

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他们弄了一只切断的脚 但不知道这表情应该啥时候用

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Look what I found in the woods when I was hiking, I don't know.

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快看我在森林里徒步的时候发现了什么 不知道

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Maybe somebody was playing with firecrackers.

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也许是有人在玩烟花

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So I was excited when I heard that they were getting all the new emojis

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听说他们要出新表情的时候 我很激动

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and then I was disappointed when I heard we're not getting them until later this year.

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听说直到年底才能上线的时候 我又很沮丧

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And then I got excited again because I remembered I have my own emoji app, Ellen's Emoji Exploji.

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但我又想到我有自己的表情应用Ellen's Emoji Exploji 于是我又高兴了起来

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So I made some new emojis and I'm putting them in there today.

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所以我做了些新表情 而且今天立马就上线

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You don't have to wait, they're going in today.

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大家不需要等 今天就能下载

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First, I'll show you one of theirs.

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首先 我给大家看看他们的新表情

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I'll show you how I improve on what they are trying to do.

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然后再给大家看一下我的改进版

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So they have a receipt, for some reason, if you need it, doesn't even look realistic.

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他们有收据 可能用的到 如果你需要的话 看起来一点都不真实

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If you've been to a store recently, you know that's not what they look like.

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如果你最近去过商店 你就知道收据根本不长那样

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So my app has an emoji that's more true to life.

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所以我应用里的表情更贴近现实生活

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This is a receipt, there it is. It's an unnecessarily long CVS receipt.

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这才是收据 这样 是一个长的没有必要的CVS收据

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And as an added bonus, you get some coupons that you'll never use.

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作为额外奖励 你还获得了一些永远用不到的优惠券

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Here's another one of their emojis, it's a puzzle piece.

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这是他们另一个表情 是一个小拼图

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But then the problem with that is I see a puzzle piece, and I want to know what the rest of the puzzle is.

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但问题是 我看到了一小块拼图 我想看看剩余部分是什么

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So my Emoji Exploji the app has the rest of the puzzle.

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所以我的Emoji Exploji补全了剩下的拼图

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It's Beyonce, her pregnancy photo.

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是碧昂斯 她的孕照

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They're also coming out with a new luggage emoji.

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他们还出了个新的行李箱表情

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But when I think of traveling, luggage is not the first thing I think of.

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但我想到旅行的时候 第一要物并不是行李箱

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I think of a TSA security pat-down. So I added this one to my app.

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我先想到的是TSA安检 所以我在自己的应用商店里加了这个

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It's me as a TSA agent giving a pat-down.

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是我作为安检人员 在拍别人大腿

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Look how happy that guy is, too.

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看那个家伙笑的多开心

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You can find my new emoji, I do think that my arm is a little high up in his crotch.

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大家可以找到我的新表情 感觉我的手离他的胯部太近了

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You can find my new emojis and lots of other great ones on my Emoji Exploji app.

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大家可以在Emoji Exploji应用里找到我的新表情和其他很棒的东西

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Download it on the App Store or Google Play.

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去应用商店或Google Play下载

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重点单词
  • puzzlen. 谜,难题,迷惑 vt. 使困惑,使为难 vi. 迷
  • luggagen. 行李
  • containvt. 包含,容纳,克制,抑制 vi. 自制
  • innocentadj. 清白的,无辜的,无害的,天真纯洁的,无知的
  • bonusn. 奖金,红利
  • announcementn. 通知,发表,宣布
  • disappointedadj. 失望的
  • realisticadj. 现实的,现实主义的
  • receiptn. 收据,收条,收到 v. 出收据
  • pregnancyn. 怀孕