I know you're excited, aren't you, you're excited.

我知道你们很激动 对吧 你们很激动

I am too, but I know why you're excited, you're excited just to be inside.

我也是 我知道你们为什么激动 因为你们在室内

That's what, it is cold here in LA. It is cold.

洛杉矶很冷啊 很冷

And I'm not going to do one of those jokes where I say it's 60 degrees, it's 56 degrees.

我不想说现在是60度的玩笑话 是56度

It's too cold for jokes. But today, I have a big announcement.

冷到都开不了玩笑了 不过今天 我要宣布件大事

And I can, oh, I can hardly contain myself.

我都控制不住我寄几了

And it's big, it doesn't just concern me, it effects all of mankind.

这件事很重要 不光影响我一个人 它关乎全人类

Are you ready? Our phones are going to get 157 new emojis.

准备好了吗？我们的手机要新增157个表情了

We did it, everybody. We don't have to use words anymore.

我们做到了 再也不需要文字了

Oh boy, I don't know who has all these ideas that they think we don't have enough.

天哪 不知道谁想出来的主意 觉得表情还不够

But there are some good ones they came out with.

不过有些新表情还不错

There's a peacock, and a bagel, and a firecracker.

有孔雀 百吉饼 烟花

And they seem innocent enough, I'm sure you'll turn them into something dirty.

看起来很清纯啊 我相信大家会把它们变成很污的东西

As always, they throw in weird ones.

一如往常 他们也创造了一些很奇怪的表情

There's a severed foot that they have there, but not sure when you're supposed to use this.

他们弄了一只切断的脚 但不知道这表情应该啥时候用

Look what I found in the woods when I was hiking, I don't know.

快看我在森林里徒步的时候发现了什么 不知道

Maybe somebody was playing with firecrackers.

也许是有人在玩烟花

So I was excited when I heard that they were getting all the new emojis

听说他们要出新表情的时候 我很激动

and then I was disappointed when I heard we're not getting them until later this year.

听说直到年底才能上线的时候 我又很沮丧

And then I got excited again because I remembered I have my own emoji app, Ellen's Emoji Exploji.

但我又想到我有自己的表情应用Ellen's Emoji Exploji 于是我又高兴了起来

So I made some new emojis and I'm putting them in there today.

所以我做了些新表情 而且今天立马就上线

You don't have to wait, they're going in today.

大家不需要等 今天就能下载

First, I'll show you one of theirs.

首先 我给大家看看他们的新表情

I'll show you how I improve on what they are trying to do.

然后再给大家看一下我的改进版

So they have a receipt, for some reason, if you need it, doesn't even look realistic.

他们有收据 可能用的到 如果你需要的话 看起来一点都不真实

If you've been to a store recently, you know that's not what they look like.

如果你最近去过商店 你就知道收据根本不长那样

So my app has an emoji that's more true to life.

所以我应用里的表情更贴近现实生活

This is a receipt, there it is. It's an unnecessarily long CVS receipt.

这才是收据 这样 是一个长的没有必要的CVS收据

And as an added bonus, you get some coupons that you'll never use.

作为额外奖励 你还获得了一些永远用不到的优惠券

Here's another one of their emojis, it's a puzzle piece.

这是他们另一个表情 是一个小拼图

But then the problem with that is I see a puzzle piece, and I want to know what the rest of the puzzle is.

但问题是 我看到了一小块拼图 我想看看剩余部分是什么

So my Emoji Exploji the app has the rest of the puzzle.

所以我的Emoji Exploji补全了剩下的拼图

It's Beyonce, her pregnancy photo.

是碧昂斯 她的孕照

They're also coming out with a new luggage emoji.

他们还出了个新的行李箱表情

But when I think of traveling, luggage is not the first thing I think of.

但我想到旅行的时候 第一要物并不是行李箱

I think of a TSA security pat-down. So I added this one to my app.

我先想到的是TSA安检 所以我在自己的应用商店里加了这个

It's me as a TSA agent giving a pat-down.

是我作为安检人员 在拍别人大腿

Look how happy that guy is, too.

看那个家伙笑的多开心

You can find my new emoji, I do think that my arm is a little high up in his crotch.

大家可以找到我的新表情 感觉我的手离他的胯部太近了

You can find my new emojis and lots of other great ones on my Emoji Exploji app.

大家可以在Emoji Exploji应用里找到我的新表情和其他很棒的东西

Download it on the App Store or Google Play.

去应用商店或Google Play下载