Your enthusiasm is wonderful because let's be honest, some of us had to change our plans today.
你们太热情了 说真的 今天我们之中就有一些人要做出改变
We all had to go to work this morning because none of us won the Powerball.
我们上午必须要上班 因为没有人强力球彩票中了奖
Nobody has won the Powerball lottery since November.
从11月开始 强力球彩票就没有人中过奖
And the jackpot is now sitting at 1.4 billion dollars.
现在头彩已经累积到14亿美金
I mean think about that, 1.4 billion.
想想看 14亿美金哎
That's almost three days worth of groceries from whole foods.
都够从全食商场买下三天要用的东西了
So I mean, you know, some people say they wouldn't change if they won that much money.
有的人说 就算他们拿到了这笔钱 他们也不会做出什么改变
I'm telling you right now, I would absolutely change.
如果是我的话 我一定会变很多
I would have a Ferris wheel in my garden.
我要在花园里摆上一个摩天轮
I would have a pet chimpanzee I would buy the elephant man's bones.
我要养猩猩当宠物 还要买下象人的遗骨
I would be Michael Jackson.
我要做迈克尔·杰克逊
I'm just saying, I would be Michael Jackson.
我就是说说而已 我要过迈克尔·杰克逊那样的生活

The truth is the odds of you winning are 290 million to one.
但实际上 拿到这笔奖金的几率只有2.9亿分之一
That means you are about as likely to win the Powerball as you are to ever hear the words president Jeb Bush.
这就意味着你拿到这笔奖金的可能性跟你听到别人说总统杰布·布什这个词的几率一样大
What? It's true.
什么 这是真的啊
I can't vote. I can't vote.
我又不能投票 我没有投票权
Now one man who has big plans for the money should he win is this guy.
但是有一个人就为自己中奖做好了打算
Do you know your chances of winning?
你知道你有多大可能中奖吗
Slim to none.
几乎是0
Slim to none, you're right, let me tell you, it's one out of 292 million. What do you think about that?
对 几乎是0 实际上这个数字是2.92亿分之一 你怎么看
I knew it.
我知道啊
You knew it.
我知道
You're never that lucky. Am I right? I hope so.
你明白自己没有这种运气对吧 但还是希望能中奖
Can I ask you, if you won all the money what would you do it with it?
我能不能问下 如果你真的中奖了 你会拿这笔钱干什么
A bunch of hookers and cocaine.
找一堆妓女 买一堆可卡因
Honestly, I think he's being a bit redundant,
说真的 我觉得他说的有点多余了
because honestly, if you spent the 1.4 billion on cocaine, trust me, the hookers will find you.
因为如果你把这14亿美金花在可卡因上 妓女会自己找上门的
If this guy really does win the Powerball, the Powerball,
如果这个人真的赢了这14亿
he might want to spend his money on the playboy mansion which is just been put up for sale for $200 million dollars.
可能他会去买下花花公子的大楼 这栋楼最近挂牌出售 价格是两亿美金
Yeah. That's right.
没错
You could own the house that was recently named the stickiest mansion in America.
这栋最近被称为美国最难拿下的楼 他可以买下
But one crazy detail, and I'm not making this up, right, is that Hugh Hefner comes with the house.
但最有趣的是 这可不是我编的啊 就是休·海夫纳会跟随这栋大楼一起卖出
And when I say comes with—oh, come on, oh, no, no, no, no. No!
我说的一起是指-哎 哎 别乱想 停
I will not allow it. We are not that sort of show.
这是不可能的 我们不是那种节目
You're better than that.
你们也不应该是这种观众
Because when I say—by saying he comes with the house,
我说-我说的一起是指
what we mean is according to the deal, Hugh Hefner must be granted residence on the property for as long as he lives.
根据合同 买下这栋大楼的人必须给予休·海夫纳有生之年在这种大楼的居住权
Yeah, that means if you buy the playboy mansion,
这就意味着 如果你买下花花公子的大楼
you could be living with Hugh Hefner all the way through February.
你就可以和休·海夫纳一起度过整个二月份
But I bet touring the place gets kind of monotonous, you know what I mean,
但是我估计参观这栋楼可能会有点无聊 你们明白我意思吗
this is the master bedroom, this is where the magic happens, this is the kitchen.
这是主卧 是奇迹发生的地方 这是厨房
This is where the magic happens.
是奇迹发生的地方
This is the magic room, we do laundry in here.
这是奇迹发生的地方 我们在这里洗衣服