Enough about straight people. Let's talk about my head writer Kevin.

不说直人了 我们来说说我的总编剧凯文

Kevin has been a part of the show from the beginning. He is turning 40 today and--

凯文是这个节目的元老 今天是他40岁生日

There he is. There's that guy.

他在那儿 那就是

He is the greatest human being. I love him so much.

他人超好 我超爱他

To celebrate and to show him how much we all love him around here we put together this montage.

为了庆祝 让他知道我们有多爱他 我们做了这个混剪

He has been here since day one. Started as a PA.

一开始的时候他就在 当时是私人助理

And now he's the producer and head writer. All right, here's some fun we've had.

现在他是制作人和编剧 好 这是一些有趣的时刻

Tell everybody your name. I'm Chip Van Dam.

告诉大家你叫什么 我是Chip Van Dam

Good morning, Good morning Chip Van Dam.

早上好 早上好啊Chip Van Dam

What are you drinking this morning? Just a little OJ.

你在喝什么？一点OJ而已

I think it's just-- Rawr!

我觉得 啊

Bacon and eggs. Bacon and eggs. Kevin, you have a caricature of Jennifer so far?

培根配鸡蛋 培根配鸡蛋 凯文 你有詹妮弗的漫画吗？

Oh no. I do. Let's take a look. Look at that. Oh. What's she holding onto?

哦 我有 看一下 看 哦 她手上举的是什么？

Oh, these are the men in her life. She's got Matt LeBlanc. We got Ross. And that's me.

哦 这些是她生命中的男人 有麦特·勒布朗 罗斯 还有一个是我

You look so gorgeous. Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you for stopping by.

你美若天仙啊 谢谢 非常感谢 谢谢你过来

Sure. We're terrible at this. I Netflixed-- Rawr!

肯定的 这个我们很不擅长 我用了Netflix 啊！

We're going to be Frozen, the sisters. I'm going to be Elsa. Rawr!

我们要在《冰雪奇缘》里 我是埃尔莎 啊！

Oh my God! What the hell! So--

哦天 什么情况

That's funny. Do you want me to help you?

太搞笑了 需要我帮你吗？

You're a doll. You're a doll. Right.

你是个洋娃娃 你是洋娃娃 对

Rawr! Right. Right. Rawr! I got him. What's your name?

啊 对 对 我抓住他了 你是谁？

Can we get security over here? He almost attacked her!

保安能过来下嘛？他差点就攻击她了

This woman is going to be on Oprah magazine in 16 days.

这女子16天后可是要上欧普拉杂志的啊

I love you, Kevin. Happy birthday.

我爱你凯文 生日快乐