Here is what people are talking about. Are you guys excited about March Madness?
下面是人们谈论最多的话题，大家对“疯狂三月”感到兴奋吗？
Not the basketball tournament. I'm talking about Trump's speech over the weekend.
我说的不是篮球月，我说的是小特周末的演讲szxktJBLnDPPOBl#。
Did you see that? It was insane. I guess on Saturday, Trump spoke at a big campaign rally in Pennsylvania.
你们看了吗，简直太疯狂了，周六小特在宾夕法尼亚州举行演讲!#[T#1xd3x3#6NbF2w。
At one point, he said that he really can't wait for 2020 while the rest of America was like neither can we.
他称他已经对2020年迫不及待了，底下的美国民众称我们也等不了了K(z(r6D|GZZnGIegseO。
Trump was in Moon Township, Pennsylvania. When he got to Moon Township, he was like, wow this place looks exactly like Earth.
小特在宾夕法尼亚州月球城演讲，当他来到这里时，他说这里怎么那么像地球h3I28cdNdJBYy]M。
How'd we get here on the Moon? Did you see this at the rally? Trump announced his new campaign slogan for 2020,
我是怎么来到月球的？你们看这次演讲了吗？小特还宣布了2020年的竞选标语，
and he seemed really excited about it. Take a look at this.
他似乎对此感到非常激动，来看看|7WD^C!s2=Itad[rfz。
But our new slogan, when we start running in, can you believe it? Two years from now,
我们的新标语，你们相信么，还有两年就是2020年了，
is going to be Keep America great! Exclamation point!
那就是“让美国继续强大”，感叹号nLG[Z7sDEj6kg。
Exclamation point over here! Hey, hey! D'oh!
感叹号，哦哦|U;zBpAw(%G。
Exclamation, the guy running the teleprompter was like, Again, Mr. President, you don't have to say those.
感叹号，提词器工作人员说总统先生，您不用说这些单词U(h0hEVYvA。
They're just punctuation. Republicans are like what have we done, question mark?
这些只是标点符号，共和党说我们到底做了什么，问号？
What have we done, question mark?
我们做了什么，问号？
That's right, Trump announced that his 2020 campaign slogan will be Keep America great!
没错，小特的2020竞选标语为“让美国继续强大！”
Well, there were actually a bunch of other slogans he almost went with instead.
除此之外，他还有一大堆标语没用X+p;.KebH(0|qzwXng。
I'll show you what I mean. For example, Trump also considered, I'm with hair.
来看看，比如说小特还想用“我有头发”q[0H1q3W6xc[。
He also thought about going with, I mean, it can't get any worse than it already is.
还有这个“没有比现在更坏的时候了”7f97Zminbrj。

And, finally, he almost went with, Come on, doesn't some small part of you sort of want to see where this all goes?
还有这个“来吧，小小的你难道不想看看到底发生了什么？”
Some small part? What is gonna, What is going on?
小小的你？到底发生了什么，怎么回事？
And later on during his speech, Trump asked the crowd a pretty interesting question. Take a look at this.
在演讲中，小特问了一个特别有意思的问题，来看看~Pf5^zuWI_X)=z-。
Is there any more fun than at a Trump rally?
有比参加小特集会更有意思的事吗？
Well, it turns out, there are actually a lot of fun things that are more fun than a Trump rally,
但其实不然，有许多比参加小特集会更有趣的事，
which brings us to our new segment Things That Are More Fun Than a Trump Rally. Take a look.
来看看我们最新一期的《比小特集会更有趣的事》，来看看M%ET1MZ~);41p。
Yeah. Soggy popcorn. Soggy popcorn.
蘸了水的爆米花，蘸了水的爆米花C7_RaY7FAOyeE。
Did you see this? This has been going around the Internet.
你们听说了么，这个照片最近特别火爆OyWgjg)j@P1SN。
Donald Trump Jr. talked to a reporter today at a candy shop, and a photographer captured the moment. Take a look at this.
小特朗普在一家糖果店接受记者采访，一位摄影师拍摄到了一个画面，来看看S_qa,j!0;(。
Got even stranger when one of the bunnies went, I'm Robert Mueller. You're under arrest.
最奇怪的是小兔兔揭开面纱，我是罗伯特·米勒，你被捕了yD3M;vgw9xPon)8_。
Listen to this, in a new interview, Elon Musk was asked who inspires him, and he said Kanye West.
在采访中，埃隆·马斯克被问及是谁启迪了你，他说是坎耶·维斯特ZF-xxkIvEqFBf0)ScBP。
Kanye was like what a coincidence. The guy who inspires me is also Kanye West. Oh, it makes...
坎耶说太巧了，启迪我的人也叫坎耶·维斯特S3Q6R-sH3kx!~rf。
Get this, researchers just unveiled a robot that can play Scrabble.
听听这个，研究人员推出能玩文字拼版游戏的机器人MYJ755Ijex_。
It's pretty realistic. It even gets bored halfway through and stops playing.
这是真事，玩到一半不玩了，无聊走了)I)HKFMiA=ZDg。
In other tech news, engineers for Disney theme parks are developing technology to change a ride's path
其它科技新闻，迪士尼主题公园工程师正在研制一种能够改变过山车轨道的技术，
depending on how scared the riders are.
这要根据玩家的尖叫程度k|EAa8eUejY。
And this is weird. Southwest Airlines is doing the same thing. Oh.
这个太奇怪了，西南航空也在做着这方面的尝试，哦哦D+0vk,+0GDP0W75BJ。
Finally, yesterday was selection Sunday, so March Madness has officially arrived.
最后一条，昨天是“选择星期日”，“疯狂三月”已经来了P%hakrhz2vS~。
12 hours a day of college basketball, or as sports fans call it, payback for The Bachelor.
每天12个小时的大学生篮球赛，或者体育迷把它叫做《单身汉》的投资回收时间bThG-gz4W+T。
We have a great show tonight. Give it up for The Roots!
今晚的节目很精彩，掌声送给紫金合唱团P~[8pbWas*uU5#WACCI。