I have been getting some wonderful gifts.

我收到了一些很棒的礼物

People have been sending me a lot of wonderful gifts.

人们给我送了很多好礼物

And thank you all for doing that. And I'm very, very fortunate.

谢谢你们 我真的非常非常幸运

Apparently my writers got me something. I'm supposed to open this.

很明显 我的编剧给我准备了一些东西 我应该打开这个

They said there will be a card when you sit down, and I don't know.

他们说我坐在这儿的时候会有一张卡片 不知道

There's a lot of surprises that are going to happen.

惊喜随时可能会出现哦

So this is both terrifying and exciting. And we'll see what it is.

这让人既害怕又兴奋 我们来看看这是啥

All right, it's a little cute card with some animals on the front.

好 是一张很可爱的小卡片 正面有一些动物

Cute, yeah. And it says, "Dear Ellen, for your birthday,

很可爱 嗯 上面写着“亲爱的艾伦 你要过生日了

we wanted to reunite-- reunite you with someone very special from your past.

我们想让你和你过往中很特殊的人重新团聚

You might remember back in September when you found out that Disney World was closing Ellen's Energy Adventure,

你可能记得九月份的时候 你发现迪士尼乐园要关闭《艾伦的能源冒险》

you asked for the public's help in locating Robot Ellen.

你让大家帮你找出机器人艾伦在哪里

Turns out the public didn't help. They stopped caring. But--

事实表明大家并没有帮忙 人们都不在意了 但是

"And you probably stopped caring. But we never stopped looking.

你可能也不在意了 不过我们从未停止寻找

And so for your birthday, we give you this heartwarming reunion with all that remains."

在你生日之际 我们让你和机器人艾伦的所有遗骸来个感人的重聚

Oh. Oh, now, do I have to bring this out? Huh?

哦 哦 我必须要把它带上来吗？

Is this-- is this real? This is me? This-- this is not real.

这是 这是真的吗？这是我？这肯定是假的

This is the robot they used for Ellen's Energy Adventure?

这就是他们在《艾伦的能源冒险》里使用的机器人？

That is so offensive. That is like-- like-- this-- it wasn't dressed in these clothes.

太冒犯人了 它之前并不是穿的这些衣服啊

This is-- they found these clothes. Did they try to dress it like a bad lesbian?

他们找到了这衣服 他们是想让它穿的像个很坏的女同性恋吗？

Is that what-- is that on purpose? T-shirt and the pants are real? Oh my god. Yeah.

那是 那是故意的吗？T恤和裤子是真的？天啊

I guess my writers don't understand you're supposed to feel good when you get a gift.

估计我的编剧并不懂人们是想收到让他们很开心的礼物

That is horrible. This looks like Annabelle's mother. It looks like--

太可怕了 这看起来像安娜贝拉的妈妈 看着想

Like, we really could start like a horror movie starring this.

我们都可以用它来拍一部恐怖片了

And I may do it. So how long does that stay there?

说不定我真要这么干 它在这儿待了多久了？

We can get rid of it soon. All right, I'll-- Hey Get rid of it.

赶紧拿走 好 嘿 快拿走

Thank you so very much. Oh my god.

太感谢你了 天哪

You know, I was wondering why so many people go, God, you look great for 60.

我还在想为什么这么多人会说 天 真看不出来你已经60岁了

Well, they think I look like that.

原来他们以为我长那个样子