艾伦的体检报告新鲜出炉
日期:2018-02-24 16:16

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As you probably know, or you may not know, but if you don't, now you do.

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大家可能知道 也可能不知道 不过如果你不知道的话 那现在也知道了

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I have a birthday this week.

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我这周要过生日

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Thank you. Yeah it's a big one. I have decided I'm going to turn 60. Yeah.

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谢谢大家 这是个很重要的生日 我决定变到60岁 没错

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Because a lot of people in Hollywood put that off.

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好莱坞有很多明星都把这件事推迟了

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They don't do it but I'm going to do it. I am.

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他们不做 不过我要做 是的

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And I'm feeling great and I think it's because I try to eat healthy and I exercise every day.

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我感觉超好 应该是因为我饮食健康 每天锻炼

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And I try to keep stress out of my life, especially little things.

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还努力让压力远离我 尤其是一些小东西

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Like what are they called, kids.

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比如那叫什么来着 孩子

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So I just had my physical and normally those results would be private

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我刚刚做了体检 一般这些数据是保密的

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but since the president released his last week, I thought it's only fair that I do the same thing.

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不过上周总统都公布了自己的体检数据 那我也得这样做才公平

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So please welcome my doctor from General Hospital, Dr. Griffin Munro.

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有请综合医院我的医生格里芬·芒罗医生

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All right, thanks for being here doctor.

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好 谢谢你能来 医生

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Why don't you tell everybody what your qualifications are? Oh, sure.

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跟大家说一下你的资质吧 好

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Well, wardrobe gave me this lovely lab coat.

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化妆师给了我这件可爱的实验服

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Props department gave me this handy heart listener.

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道具组给了我这个便携式心脏监听器

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Heart listener? It's a stethoscope. No. Pretty sure it's a heart listener.

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心脏监听器?明明是个听诊器 不对 是心脏监听器

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All right, well why don't you just go ahead and read the results, tell everybody what you found.

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好吧 你来给大家念念这些结果吧 告诉大家

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OK sure. You know I'd like to start by saying you are in incredible shape.

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好 我想先说说你身材真是棒极了

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You are as healthy as someone half your age. I had no idea you were turning 90.

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你跟你一半年龄的人一样健康 真是不敢想象你都90岁了

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No I'm turning 60. Huh? My chart was upside down. There we go.

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不对 我马上60岁 哈?表格拿反了 这才对

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I also found that you have fantastic reflexes and your comedic reflexes are off the charts.

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我还发现你反应特别快 而且你的喜剧反应真是破纪录了

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Here, I'll give you an example. OK. Why did the mermaid wear seashells?

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我来举个例子 好 为什么美人鱼要戴贝壳?

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She outgrew her B shells.

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因为她太大了戴不了B壳

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Very good. Thank you, thank you. Now we checked your BMI, which is good.

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很好 谢谢 谢谢 我们给你查了BMI(身体质量指数) 结果很好

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And you're still AAA, which is still covered.

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还是AAA的状态 很好啊

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And we did find you're still down with OPP. Well you know me.

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我们还发现你的OPP很低 嗯 你懂我的

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You know, for the next part of this test, I'm going to need me to remove my shirt.

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在接下来的检查中 我需要脱掉衬衣

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Really? Are you sure that's right? Ellen, please. I'm a doctor.

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真的吗?你确定?艾伦 拜托 我可是医生

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Now for the eye exam, I'd like you to tell me how many abs do I have?

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为了检查你的眼睛 你得告诉我我有多少块腹肌?

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One, two, three What the hell is this?

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一 二 三 你们在干什么?

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Is this the woman that you've been seeing behind my back?

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这就是你背着我悄悄密会的女人吗?

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Yes and we are in love. Why, what? That's my job. Yes, but it's my show.

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没错 我们两情相悦 为什么 什么?那个让我来 没错 不过这是我的节目

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Wonderful, wonderful. Happy birthday. Thank you.

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很好 很好 生日快乐 谢谢

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That was Matt and Finola from General Hospital everybody.

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各位 那是综合医院的马特和菲诺拉

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