I'm so excited about tonight's show. I really am.
我很期待今晚的节目 真的
Bryan Cranston is a hero of mine.
布赖恩·克兰斯顿是我心目中的英雄
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, really a big, proper heavyweight stars. You know?
约瑟夫·戈登·莱维特 重量级明星 知道吗
Keep it together, James. Keep it together.
詹姆斯 你要清醒点 清醒一点
Sure, Joseph Gordon-Levitt is amazing and Bryan Cranston is a legend,
诚然 约瑟夫·戈登·莱维特惊才绝艳 布赖恩·克兰斯顿更是一个传奇
but you're not a little school girl fan.
但你不是一个小学生粉啊
Shake it off.
甩掉你的杂念
It's the first time both guests are on the show.
这是首次这两位嘉宾同时上我们节目
So we're really looking forward to—
我们都很期待看到——

Oh god. How are you not going to get lost in Joseph Gordon-Levitt's dreamy eyes?
天 你怎么可能不迷失在约瑟夫·戈登·莱维特梦幻般的眼神里
And Cranston in breaking bad might be the best thing I've ever seen. Ahhhhhhhhh!
《绝命毒师》里的克兰斯顿又是那么迷人 啊啊啊啊啊
I'm really sorry. I'm quite thirsty tonight.
抱歉 我今天晚上突然很渴
Is there any more water? OK. Sorry.
还有水吗 好 抱歉
OK. This water is like three weeks old, and I'm not even thirsty anymore.
好吧 这瓶水是三周前放这的 而且我也已经不渴了
You're falling apart, James.
你精神分裂了 詹姆斯
I think it's the dry winds lately. I'm getting all dry.
可能是这个风太干燥了 我老觉得很干
OK, clearly I can't do this. This is just too much.
不行 不能喝完 太多了
Hey, hey, hey. Get it together, James!
哎哎哎 詹姆斯 清醒一点
What? Who's that?
谁在说话
It's Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
约瑟夫·戈登·莱维特
Sorry. I just swallowed that down a bit wrong. I'm sorry.
哦 抱歉 我刚刚呛住了 不好意思
I'm sorry, who is this?
不好意思 你刚说是谁
Joseph Gordon-Levitt. The one with the dreamy eyes.
约瑟夫·戈登·莱维特 拥有梦幻般眼神的人
Oh, you heard that?
你听到了
Yes. I hear everything.
对 全都听到了
How often are you in my head?
你什么时候会在我脑海里
I'm always here.
我一直在这
Such a dry throat.
喉咙太干了
Hang on. Were you in here last night when—
等会 昨天晚上你在吗
Yes. And by the way, you forgot to clear your browser history.
在啊 顺便提醒你 你忘记清除你大脑的浏览记录了
Oh god. It's OK.
天 没事
Listen, you have a show to do and that cup has no more water in it.
听我说 你还要录节目 而且杯子里已经没水了
Now stare straight down the lens and tell everybody
现在直视着镜头 对观众说
we'll be right back with Bryan Cranston and me, Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
今天的嘉宾是布赖恩·克兰斯顿和我 也就是约瑟夫·戈登·莱维特 精彩稍后继续
We'll be right back with—Out loud!
今天的嘉宾是——大声点儿
We'll be right back with Bryan Cranston and Joseph dreamy-Levitt's—damn it!
今天的嘉宾是布赖恩·克兰斯顿以及约瑟夫·梦幻的·莱维特——靠