(单词翻译:单击)
Now, you're on Netflix. You're doing stand-up. You stopped doing stand-up for 20 years?
你又回归“Netflix”了，又开始你的单口相声了，我记得你已经有20年不做了对吗？
I did. I took a little break. Cause I remember you were back in the day, you....A little break? 20 years?
没错，我休息了一段时间，我记得你当时...等一下，休息了一会，20年？
Yeah. Why did you stop? Well, when I started, I don't know who the guys were when you started, but I was friends with Jim Carrey,
没错，为什么停止了，我记得我开始做的时候，你也推出过单口相声，我不知道你做的时候都有谁，但我和金·凯瑞是好朋友，
and so that was weird to watch Jim Carrey and Sandler all the time, because you felt like they were gonna be superstars.
所以当你老能看到金·凯瑞和亚当·桑德勒的时候，你就会觉得很尴尬，因为你觉得他们会成为超级明星。
And so it felt weird to think I was as good as them. You know, it's like if you were trying to start a band and your friend was starting a band called Radiohead.
所以当你觉得你和他们一样出色时，你就会觉得很怪异，就好比你想组建一支乐队，而你朋友的乐队叫“电台司令”。
You know? Yeah, exactly like, yeah. So...But I did bring a clip to show you how bad I was in the 80s when I was a comedian.
你明白吗？ 当然，当然，我这里有一个短片，是我80年代当喜剧演员时候的一段录像，糟糕透了。
I've noticed I still have a lot of the New York accent. Here's a young Judd Apatow doing stand-up. Check this out.
我还是有一些纽约口音，来看看年轻时期的贾德·阿帕图，看看他的单口相声表演。
Not proud. I don't know what to do with these people. I have a stepfather who I call by his first name, cause that's what you do.
一点都不好，我真的不知道拿这些人怎么办，我有个继父，我直接称呼他的姓名，我知道你们都这么叫。
It's kind of cold, though, you know? It's like okay, that's my sister, that's my brother, that's my mom, and this is Derek.
感觉有点生疏，就好比这是我的姐姐，我的哥哥，我的妈妈，这是德里克。
And your stepfather cannot punish you. He can't. It's like he's in on the conversation, yet he has no power, you know?
你的继父还不能惩罚你，他不能，就好比他有话语权，但他没有实权，明白吗？
It's like living with Dan Quayle. It's very....
这就好比和丹·奎尔一块生活，你知道那种感觉。
Topical, I was on it, I was on it. Political. Yes. You got the sleeves rolled up on the sweatshirt. You got the whole look going.
话题感很强，太兴奋了，还有政治话题，你把运动衫的袖子挽了上去，外表看起来真精神。
And the New York accent, and that went away. I'm always surprised when people's accent doesn't go away.
还有那个纽约口音，现在没有了，我特别好奇为什么有些人总带着口音。
Yeah. Like Schwarzenegger, why does he still talk like that?
就比如施瓦辛格，他为什么总带着那个口音？
Your kids, how would they feel about the special?
你的孩子，他们对你的单口相声有什么评价？
I said, I said to my daughters. Do you want to see it? And if there's any jokes you want me to cut out. If they offend you, I'll cut them out.
我问了我的女儿，我问她们是不是特别想看，有哪些梗是希望我删掉的，如果有些话冒犯了你，我可以把它们删掉。
And they both said, yeah, we don't need to see it. They just don't care.
但她们说我们对它没兴趣，她们一点都不关心。
Just a full lack of interest in the special. My... It's a weird time for my kids, because my daughter, who's 15, is now alone in the house with my wife and I,
真的是一点兴趣都没有，现在对于孩子们来说比较尴尬，尤其是我的女儿，她今年15岁了，但仍然和我们俩住在一起，
cause her older sister's in college. That's right. And that's not fun for a kid to like live with her parents, alone.
因为她的姐姐上了大学，没错，你知道孩子和父母住在一起是多么无聊的事情。
Because four people is a family, and three is a child observing a weird couple.
因为四个人可以组建一个家庭，但如果是三个人，那就等于是一个孩子面对一个无聊的夫妻。
Guys, check this out. Judd Apatow, his stand-up special, Judd Apatow: The Return is available now on Netflix.
朋友们，贾德·阿帕图的单口相声上线了，《贾德·阿帕图：回归》已经可以在“Netflix”观看。
