And you do a lot for charity. All month long, we've been partnering with Ulta Beauty to raise money for breast cancer research.
你经常做慈善 这个月 我们与Ulta Beauty合作为乳腺癌研究筹钱
So we decided to give you a chance to raise some money by playing our game Pitch Please.
所以我们请你来玩Pitch Please游戏 给你个筹款的机会
Pitch, please. All right. So what we're going to do is you'll be selling a product like they do on QVC.
Pitch Please 好 我们要做的就是你要像QVC（美电视购物公司）那样推销一件产品
You won't know what it is, but the audience will. So I'll ask you questions about the product.
你不知道这是什么产品 但观众知道 我会问你一些关于这件产品的问题
And in the end, if you can guess what it is, Ulta will donate $20,000. Fantastic.
最后 如果你能猜到它是什么 Ulta将捐赠20000美元 棒极了
OK. All right. So what you'll be selling-- you'll look at me. You won't look over there.
好 好 你要推销的是 你得看着我 不能看那边
No, of course. This is what you'll be selling. So the audience-- Yeah.
嗯 肯定的 这就是你要推销的 观众 对

I'm so happy about this. Are you proud to sell it? Well, I am. Yeah. That's great. I am.
我好开心啊 卖这个产品你是不是很骄傲？没错 是的 很好 很骄傲
You know, I mean-- What do you-- just tell us mainly what you like about it.
你知道 我是说 你 跟我们说说你喜欢它什么
You know, my dad always had a saying with his friends. He would say, that's a hell of a product.
我老爸经常跟他朋友说的一句老话 他经常说 这东西真牛叉
And when you could find something that just would make a difference in your life, you'd just-- you'd call one of your friends.
如果你能找到一样给你的生活带来不同感受的产品 你 你会直接给你朋友打电话
You'd say, look, I've got a hell of a product here. And I want you to know about it. So all kinds of things across all--
你会说 看 我买了个很牛的东西 我想跟你说说 这种东西真是
What do you do with it? I mean-- Well, it depends. I mean you can do-- I mean some people use it more than once a day.
你用它来干什么？这个就看情况了 你可以用它 有些人一天不止用一次
Some people-- I mean some people use it once a week.
有些人一周用一次
I mean it's just kind of-- that's what's great about it is it's versatile, and it's kind of very user-friendly.
它就是 这就是它很棒的一点 它功能多样 设计很人性化
Right. Right. And when you use it, does it make you feel happy?
对 对 你用的时候会很开心吗？
Does it make you feel-- how does it make you feel? Relaxed. Yeah.
它会让你觉得 它让你有什么感觉？很轻松 嗯
Which is really the goal. It's like at the end of a stressful day, you want to-- You want to relax.
这一点真的很重要 你过完紧张的一天后 你想 你想放松
You want to kick back and relax a little bit. Yeah. But you use it alone, or would you use it with other people?
你就想躺下来休息会儿 嗯 你是自己用还是跟别人一起用？
Both. Yeah. Yeah. All right. And your wife also, she loves it?
都可以 嗯 嗯 好 你妻子 她也很喜欢吗？
Well, that's who I heard about it from at first.
就是她给我介绍的这个产品呢
Yeah. So she called me. She called me. I was at work. And she goes, hey, this is a hell of a product. Yeah.
嗯 她给我打电话 她给我打电话 我那会儿在工作 她说 嘿 这产品太棒了 嗯
How would you care for something like this? Like how do you take care of it?
你怎么护理这种产品呢？你怎么保养它？
Well, I mean I think-- look, you take care of your gear, your gear's going to take care of you.
我觉得 你要是好好照顾你的齿轮 齿轮也会反过来好好照顾你
So, you know, I think you want to buff it. You want to clean it. You want to oil it.
所以我觉得 你要把它擦亮 清洗它 给它上油
You know, you just want to keep it kind of ready to go. Right. Right.
让它随时处于整装待用的状态 对 对
Does Jimmy Kimmel know you have this? Well, Jimmy is not classy enough to have something like this.
吉米·鸡毛知道你有这个东西吗？吉米还不够格使用这样的产品呢
This I can guarantee you is not something that Jimmy has, or has ever had, or used.
我保证这东西吉米肯定没有 以前也没有 他也从来没用过
Because you have to be a certain type of person to use this. Right.
因为只有某一类人才会用这种东西 好
So if Jimmy knew you had this, he'd be so jealous.
如果吉米知道你有这个东西 他肯定特别羡慕
Yeah. I mean he's jealous anyway. But yes, absolutely. Yeah. All right.
没错 他嫉妒心很强 不过肯定的 嗯 好
Then I think it's time you see what you've been selling-- I have no idea what this is.
你该看看你在推销什么东西了 我完全不知道它是啥
That your wife was so happy to tell you about. OK, yes. Uh-huh.
你妻子很高兴告诉你这些啊 好 对 啊哈
I like you even gave it a hairy chest. It's so wrong. That's $20,000 from Ulta. Suburbicon opens in theaters tomorrow.
你们还给它做了一个毛茸茸的胸 差了十万八千里啊 Ulta捐出20000美元 《迷镇》明天上映