It's almost Halloween, and that means I have to do two things--
快到万圣节了 这就是说我得做两件事
buy Halloween candy for the trick-or-treaters and remember to turn off my lights and eat all the Halloween candy I bought for the trick-or-treaters.
给那些恶作剧者买万圣节糖果 还有关灯吃掉那些我买给“不给糖就捣乱”的恶作剧者的万圣节糖果
This year I bought Kit Kats, and it gave me an idea. You know that classic Kit Kat song?
今年我买了Kit Kats 我有一个想法 你们知道经典的Kit Kats歌曲吗？

Give me a break-- you know, that song. I had my audience sing it. And, well, at least that's what they thought they were doing.
让我休息一下 那首歌 我让我的观众们唱了这首歌 额 至少他们以为他们是要唱这首歌的
Give me a break. Give me a break. Break me off--
让我休息一下 让我休息一下 掰下一块
Oh my gosh. Really?
哦天啊 不是吧？
Give me a break. Give me a break. Break me off a piece of that--
让我休息一下 让我休息一下 掰下一小块儿
Oh, oh, my God, oh-- Give me a break. Give me a break.
哦哦 天哪 哦 让我休息一下 让我休息一下
Oh my God. Give me a break. Give me a-- Aagh--
哦天 让我休息一下 让我 啊
Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat--
掰下一小块儿Kit Kat
I told you I can't do it-- Gosh darn you, Ellen.
都说了我做不到 去你的艾伦