土地公公在你身后跳舞呢
日期:2017-10-04 08:39

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I was thinking about how people are always glued to their phones when they're walking,
我在想人们走路的时候都沉迷在手机里
even hiking, people are just there looking down and not even looking out for rattle snakes which is stupid.
甚至连远足时也是这样,他们都低头看着手机,连响尾蛇都没看见,真是愚蠢
People should pay attention, but they're always looking at the phone.
人们应该集中注意力,但他们总是在看手机
So I had an idea for a segment and we're calling it the phone gnome challenge.
所以我就有了个想法,这个环节叫做“手机和土地神挑战”

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And I had Andy Zenor dress up as gnome and dance behind people
我让安迪·齐纳穿成土地神的样子
while they're on your phones to see if they even notice the gnome, a gnome dancing behind them.
在玩手机的人们身后跳舞,看他们是否能注意到土地神,有个土地神在他们身后跳舞
Let's take a selfie. Okay, okay.
来张自拍QBk,oUmO(cm.~VLdq#。好,好
All right, so I'm not saying that you have to do this, but it would make me very happy if you would take the phone gnome challenge.
好了,这不是强制的啊,但如果你能接受“手机和土地神挑战”的话我会很开心
Just film yourself dancing behind people that are on their phones and post it to ellentube.
录下自己在玩手机的人们身后跳舞的视频,放到艾伦频道上
You can dress up like a gnome if you want to, you don't have to. You can just be yourself, or whatever.
如果乐意的话,你可以穿成土地神的样子,不用非得这样9Fh[m6#~Iw。你可以本尊亮相,怎么都行
And if you are a gnome, you don't have to dress up at all. You're just-
如果你是土地神的话,那就不用装扮了&ae95)y8Fj。你本来——
You're already a gnome. I'd like to meet you if you're If you're a gnome actually.
你本身就是土地神(aFctxGhaMs@y1DRZ%L。如果你真的是土地神的话,我倒挺想见见你
And Travelocity if you wanna sponsor our phone gnome challenge, you already have a gnome there so it seems like you would wanna sponsor this.
还有,Travelocity(旅游公司),如果你想资助我们的“手机和土地神挑战”,你们已经有个土地神了,所以应该会想支持我们
So send me some money.
那就给我寄点钱来吧

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重点单词
  • sponsorn. 保证人,赞助者,发起者,主办者 vt. 发起,赞助
  • rattlevi. 嘎嘎作响,喋喋不休 vt. 使激动,使作响,急促
  • challengen. 挑战 v. 向 ... 挑战
  • segmentn. 部份,瓣,弓形 vt. 分割