(单词翻译:单击)
Christianity has a long history, almost as long as the Jews, not that,
基督教历史悠久，几乎可以与犹太人相比较，
obviously, not that it's a competition or anything.
但很显然，这不是什么竞争啦。
We've just obviously been around thousands of years long.
差不多也有数千年的历史了。
The point is this, what is the future of Christianity?
基督教的未来在哪里？
Jordan Klepper investigates.
请听乔丹·克莱珀尔的调查。
Christian church attendance in the United States continues to dwindle,
在美国，做礼拜的人逐渐减少，
but according to The New York Times,
但根据《纽约时报》的报道，
there was one pastor Carl Lentz who was drawing record crowds with an innovative style.
一位名叫卡尔·伦茨的牧师，他的独特方法吸引了许多人前来礼拜，并创下了人数记录。
But was he the real deal?
但他真能解决问题吗？
Excuse me, young rock band member,
不好意思，年轻的摇滚乐手，
I'm looking for a stuffy old pastor who says he has a modern twist on Christianity.
我要找一位古板的老牧师，说他能够改变基督教。
I think you're looking for me.
我想你找的就是我。
This is what I'm talking about.
没错！
Yeah, yeah. We're, let's hug it out.
恩恩，我们拥抱一下。
Yeah, that. Yeah. That feels right.
感觉不错。
Great to meet you.
很高兴见到你。
Yeah, great to hang out with you, meet you. Yeah. Yeah. Cool.
我也是，很高兴见到你。不错。
Was I face to face with the future of Christianity?
面对面坐在我眼前的，是未来的基督教？
Future Christ. Copyright Jordan Klepper.
未来的救世主，版权由乔丹·克莱珀尔所有。
Pastor Lentz had it all.
伦茨牧师无所不有。
The skinny jeans, the douche beanie and he played Grand Theft Auto in gore mode.
紧身牛仔裤，无檐小便帽，还有就是用暴力手段玩《侠盗猎车手》。
In sold-out stadiums across the country this guy had both believers and "Beliebers".
在所有门票销售一空的体育馆，这位牧师有追随者也有“比迷”。
If you had to describe your church experience in four words, how would you describe it?
如果让你用四个词来描述你在教堂的经历，你会用哪四个词？
Super, super, superdope. Yeah.
非常棒，非常棒，酷毙了。好的。
So is this the future of Christianity?
你觉得这是基督教的未来吗？
I think, yeah. Our church, we're going to get down to it.
对的，我是这么认为的。我们要认真对待它。
You can get Bible verses on your phone.
你可以把圣经放在手机里。
You can watch a live link.
你可以观看现场直播。
So if you can't come to church, you can, like, get on your smart phone.
如果你不能来礼拜，你可以在手机上看。
Oh, sweet. That sounds like some dope beats.
不错，听起来像一首很美妙的歌曲。
Yeah. Respect. One love. Cool.
是的，尊重，衷心，很棒，
Holler. Rock on.
大叫，摇滚。
You don't have to keep saying those things.
你不用老说这些东西。
Carl is turning Christ up to eleven.
卡尔确实在这上面花了苦工。
But believe it or not, some religious leaders, like Rev. Dr. Christopher Benek
但不管相信与否，许多宗教界领袖，比如说尊敬的克里斯托弗·本尼克牧师，
are digging on Carl's dopesauce.
他对卡尔表达了不同意见。
I have seen some hipster pastors and I think they're missing the boat
我见过许多嬉皮士类的牧师，他们错过了机会，
if they're trying to sensationalize the church.
如果他们想让教堂轰动一时的话。
So what does this guy think will revolutionize Christianity? Robots.
那么他认为我们又该如何改革基督教呢？机器人。
Did you say the the future of Christianity includes robots? Potentially.
你是说基督教的未来应该包括机器人？很有可能。
How does a robot become Christian?
怎么能让机器人变成基督徒？
We're not talking about a Roomba, or your iPhone or talking to Siri.
我们这里讲的不是像Roomba这样的扫地机器人，或是智能手机或是智能语音。
We're talking something that's you know exponentially more intelligent than we are.
我们说的是那些比人类聪明百倍的机器人。
So robots will choose to be Christians.
所以，机器人会选择成为基督徒。
You're saying robots.
你是说机器人，
Give them the ability to have higher thought, they will choose Christianity?
它们有更高深的思想，它们会选择基督教？
Yeah. I think, I think it's a reasoned argument.
是的，我认为这是一个很合乎逻辑的讨论。
This sounded awesome. Carl must be pumped.
这听起来很酷，卡尔一定非常兴奋。
Domo Arigato Mr. Christ!
非常感谢你，救世主先生！
I don't know if I could really care about a robot at all.
我可能不太在乎机器人不机器人。
You're supposed to be the future, though.
你应该是基督教的未来。
So be it. Right now we're still going old-school prayer.
那就这样吧。我们现在的礼拜方式还是那种老一套。
But is old-school prayer the future or will robots remix those jams?
那么未来是由老一套主导还是让机器人来搅局？
If you have the ability to process all of the information on earth instantaneously,
如果你能随时处理所有信息，
you could write a pretty good sermon. Sweet. Yeah.
那么你就可以写出一篇非常美的布道。漂亮，是的。
A little bit better than a guy with a tattoos and a kick drum.
这一定比纹身男孩和大鼓要好。
Yeah, significantly better as far as intelligence goes.
是的，从智力上说肯定是好了不少。
Hipster pastor slam.
嬉皮士牧师遭受打击。
Am I missing something?
是我漏掉什么东西吗？
Like, I don't understand, like, a robot is created, I don't think a robot can have faith.
我不明白，机器人是人创造出来的，机器人是不会有信仰的。
Sure, robots can have faith. Absolutely, why not?
机器人当然有信仰，为什么没有呢？
The hope would be you know beings that would essentially lead us to a new path of holiness.
我们希望它能够从本质上带我们走上一条神圣之路。
New path of holiness sounds future crunk, right?
神圣之路听起来让人心动不已，对吗？
I mean, clearly Jesus is in need of a reboot.
很明显，基督教需要进行改革。
Is there a new Son of God we should be looking out for? Is there a Cody?
我们需要找寻新的救世主吗？有科迪吗？
I feel like he transcends time.
我认为他已经超出了时间的界限。
Hear me out. Okay. Father, Son, Holy Ghost, and Cody.
听我说，好的。神父、圣子、圣灵和科迪。
Who's Cody in that?
谁是科迪？
That's exactly man. That guy has a mystery.
恩，他可是个神秘人物。
I personally feel like Jesus isn't in need of a reboot at all.
我个人认为基督教不需要任何改革。
I think hip stuff goes out of style. That's the thing.
我认为时髦的东西终会过时，这是事实。
That's not true. You're still wearing Fonzie's jacket.
我不同意，你这不穿着方西式夹克吗？
Okay Robo Dork, show me the future.
好吧，小小机器人，向我展示未来。
I think as a species, they can use their gifts to further Jesus' redemptive purposes.
我认为作为一个物种，他们可以利用自己的优势来发展救赎的目的。
Are you calling a robot a different species?
你说机器人是一个物种，对吗？
Yeah potentially, unless we're integrated with them.
很有可能，除非我们和他们融为一体。
In robots? No, no, no. Like a cyborg.
与机器人吗？不是，像半机械人。
Like if humans are going to make something, you better believe
如果人类想做成什么事情，你最好相信
they're going to figure out a way to give it a gender and...it.
他们会想尽办法赋予他们性别，然后...
Christian robots are going to blow your mind.
基督机器人将让你脑洞大开。
I was sold. So I went to build my own super intelligent, religious robot, and finally it was done.
我完全信服了。之后我开始制造属于我的超级智能，基督小机器人，最终大功告成。
It was the first of its kind.
这类机器人是世界首创。
So I named it Adam, Autonomous, Divinity, Android. I don't know. Monkey?
我把它叫做亚当、自动化、上帝、安卓。我不知道，猴子？
And once he downloaded the Bible, he did have a few questions.
下载完圣经后，机器人提出了几个问题。
Where can I buy my hebrew slave? You can't.
我在哪能购买希伯来奴隶？你不能买。
Seriously? Sorry, it's not an option.
真的吗？对不起，它没有选择。
The Bible says I can have one in Exodus 21.
出埃及记的第21章说我可以购买一个。
It's half the reason I signed up.
这也是我参与进来的原因之一。
This was not going well.
情况有些不妙。
Can God create something so heavy he wouldn't be able to lift it?
上帝能够创造一些他搬不动的东西吗？
I don't know the answer to that. I'm sorry.
我不知道，对不起。
If God wants to quit smoking, can he hide cigarettes from himself?
如果上帝想戒烟，他有方法将香烟藏起来吗？
I don't know the answer to that. I'm sorry.
我不知道，对不起。
Why does God give babies cancer?
为什么上帝让婴儿得癌症？
It's not Jesus, Jesus advocate,
这不是耶稣做的事情，耶稣是提倡，
I'm so confused. None of this computes.
我混乱了，计算错误。
Oh no! Oh damn it! My head is hot. Damn it, don't go.
天啊，上帝！我的头很热。天啊，别走！
Is that Steve Jobs?
那人是史蒂夫·乔布斯吗？
No, don't go to the light! Don't go to the light!
别，别往发光的地方走！别去！
Okay, Christianity wasn't for him but maybe there was another path.
好吧，或许基督教不适合他，但还有其他路可走。
Prostrate. What do you think I'm doing?
拜倒，我在干嘛？
I'm prostrating. Head on the floor. His head on the floor?
我在拜倒，把头放在地上。让他把头放地上？
Okay, next! Good afternoon, can I interest you in a free stress test? Go ...yourself.
好的来了！下午好，能来参加一个免费的压力测试吗？见鬼吧！
All he wants to do is cut off the tip of your grounding rod.
他就是想把你的接地棒尖端剪掉。
Forget this, I'm an atheist.
算了，我是无神主义者。
You know, aesthetically speaking, it really can be quite appealing.
从美学角度看，它看起来真的蛮不错的。
No one touches my robo junk.
别人不准碰我！
Future Christ! Is this too much? I feel like this is too much.
未来的基督耶稣！这是不是太过了？我认为有点过。
