Sometimes I like to show you why I don't have kids in my segment,
有时候我想跟你说说为啥我的生活里没有孩子
Why I Don't Have Kids.
为啥我不想要孩子
This comes from a Robbie Damelola.
这照片来自罗比·黛美罗
Had to share this picture with you. Wow.
必须得跟你分享一下 哇哦
Her name is Margarine, that little.
她的名字叫马格丽娜 好小
Then Gina Renee posted this on Instagram, this is what happens when Daddy watches the kids for a day.
吉娜·雷尼 在Instagram分享的这张是 如果老爹照看孩子一天 会发生的事

They're gonna spend a fortune trying to win him back.
他们得花点钱 尽量把这孩子赢回来
You think giving birth was hard? I've played that game.
你还认为就生孩子艰难？我玩过那个游戏
That baby is never coming out. That's-
这宝宝是出不来了 这……
Jenifer Wooster from Spring, Texas,
来自德克萨斯Spring的珍妮弗·伍斯特说
I left them alone for ten minutes and this is what I found.
我不过就离开了他们十分钟 然后我就看到了这些
Here's some advice, start with the corner pieces.
我想给点建议 从角落里的碎片开始整理吧
Victoria Tinkle from Stephenville, Texas.
来自德克萨斯 斯蒂芬维尔的维多利亚·汀科说
My daughter found my red lipstick.
我女儿找到了我的红色口红
She puts on lipstick like my grandma.
她这口红涂的像我奶奶似的
Lorie Vancleef from Littleton, Colorado.
来自科罗拉多立托顿的 洛里·梵克雅宝说
I fell asleep on the couch next to my boys.
我靠在沙发上 在我儿子身边睡着了
And when I woke up this is what I saw. Wow.
我醒过来的时候 看到了这些 哇哦
Someone upstairs is yelling honey, we're out of toilet paper.
宝贝 楼上有人在喊 我们没厕纸了