Here's what I don't understand that you're doing.
这是我不明白你在做什么
You're getting roasted on Comedy Central. Yes. And Kevin Hart is the host.
在喜剧中心你被整蛊 是的 并且凯文·哈特是主持人
He's the roast master. He's the roast master? Yeah. And you have to be nervous.
他是整人大师 他是整人大师 是的 你很紧张
You have to be scared, I mean--right? Oh, my God! Oh, my God.
你害怕 我的意思是对的吗？哦 我的天！哦 我的天
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Don't do that to me. Oh, God. Why me? I'm--
哦 我的天 哦 我的天 不要这样对我 哦 天呐 为什么是我？我……

I'm the prankster. That was the perfect reaction. Oh, my God.
我是恶作剧的人 那是一个很好的反应 哦 我的天
I'm the prankster. What are you doing this for? I thought we were together on this.
我是恶作剧的人 你做了什么？我以为我们会一起被恶作剧
Well, because I'm not part of the comedy roast, so this was my only shot at you. So... Oh, my gosh.
好吧 因为我不是整人喜剧一部分 所以这是我唯一惊吓你 所以 哦 我的天
Look how great you-- this was perfect. You have to be nervous.
看看你多好--这个太棒了 你会紧张
You have to be scared, I mean--right? Oh, my God! Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
你害怕 我说的对吗？哦 我的天！哦 我的天 哦 我的天
Were those Kleins? Yeah. Yes. He was a Calvin Klein model. Yeah.
那些是克莱因斯？当然 是的 他是卡尔文·克莱恩模特 是的
He was trying to be as good-looking as you. Oh, my gosh, I'm still shaking. Okay.
他想尝试变得跟你一样好看 哦 我的天 我还在颤抖 好吧
Oh, that was so good. All right. We'll be back after this.
哦，那太棒了 的确是的 过一会我们再回来