For those of you who in relationship you might know this already.
如果你正处于热恋中 那你应该已经知道了这个事
The..em..facebook has a new feature called "couple pages". Do you know about this?
嗯…Facebook有了一项新的功能叫“情侣主页” 你听说了吗？
They just set automatically created when two people say they are in relationship.
如果两个人确认了情侣身份 Facebook就会自动生成这个页面
Parentally they're doing even more for couples and facebook just put out this announcement.
显然 这不是唯一的功能 Facebook刚刚发布了最新的内容

As Facebook We want celebrate you and your relationships. Especially when you are in a relationship.
这里是Facebook 祝福你和你的恋人 特别祝福 热恋中的你们
That's why we created couples profiles.
因此 我们开发了 情侣分析这一功能
It's a page that automatically combines profiles of two people in a relationship.
这个主页 会自动将双方恋人的资料中进行匹配分析
And it'll developing even more relationship tools that no one ask for.
它还自带了一些 你们没有想到的功能
Like the argument tracker a handy up to choose who is one the most arguments.
比如说 吵架记录 很容易就能知道 一般谁赢的比较多
And the happiness meter So you can compare your happiness to the happiness of other couples
还有这个 快乐测量仪 然后 你可以和其他的情侣之间比较 谁更快乐
To confirm your suspicion that everyone is happier than you. Or choose auto update
你会证实自己的怀疑 那就是 别人都活得比你快乐 或者 你可以选择自动上传
And we will update your couples page with photos from the secrete cameras we place in your bugger.
然后 还会上传你的私照 我们已经在你的手机漏洞中安装了隐藏摄像机哦
Facebook Bringing couples together.Whether you like it or not.
脸书 让你和恋人更近距离 你喜欢也这样 不喜欢也这样