Hey, we're gonna play a fun game together, you and I.
嘿 我们一起来玩个游戏吧 你和我
It's a game called "Never Have I Ever," and I have a feeling
这个游戏 “我从来没有...”我有预感
there's gonna be very few things that you're gonna say that to.
你可能对这个游戏 不会有什么要问的
And it's always fun to play with more than two people,
通常两个人以上 这个游戏才比较有趣
so let's bring out Justin Bieber to play. Oh, yay.
所以让我们有请 贾斯汀·比伯 哦 棒
How you doing? What's up with the sheriff's outfit?
你过得怎么样 怎么一身警长的外衣

Uh, there's a new sheriff in town. Oh, really? I don't know. Hey, Justin.
呃 镇上来了一个新的警长 哦 真的吗？我不知道呀 嘿 贾斯汀
Justin, I just wanted to say that yesterday, Madonna said that the youngest man
贾斯汀 我想说昨天 麦当娜说 最年轻的
that she ever dated was 22, and you just turned 21. I'm just saying.
她约会的对象（最年轻的）只有22岁 而你刚刚21岁 我就是 说说
I don't know. I'm just saying. 'Cause there's a picture of Justin--
我不知道啊 我就说说而已 因为有一张贾斯汀的照片
We can sit here for a year... Yeah. And wait. You're gonna wait a year?
我们能在这里坐上一年 恩 等等 你要等一年？
We could talk to each other for-- So 22 is, like, the lowest you'll go?
我们可以相互聊聊 所以 22岁 是你的约会对象中最小的一个？
No, that's not true. Honestly, I have no limit. Let's show her this picture.
不 才不是这样的 坦白说 我没有年龄要求 让她看看照片吧
Let's show her this picture that I saw earlier today. That--that looks 22.
快把我之前看到的照片 给她看一眼 那 那看上去像是22岁的样子
That looks 22? Yeah, for sure. That's what underneath here.
那看上去像22岁？ 恩 是啊 咯咯笑 肌肉就在我的衣服下面
Under the sheriff's outfit. Yeah, under the sheriff's outfit.
在警长的外衣里面 恩 就是在警长的外衣里面
On the outside, he's 21. On the inside, he's 22. That's right.
表面上看是21岁 实际上已经22岁啦 说的很对